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February 14, 2013

Cannot resist the urge to say HAPPY VD because I am both old and immature


1) There are people now much younger than me who do not have a context for which VD means "venereal disease" and believe instead that it means "Vampire Diaries."

2) Apropos of nothing ... thinking of botox.

3) I bought all the cupcakes at Ralph's! ALL THE CUPCAKES. I bought all the cupcakes to give out to my beloved coworkers for Valentine's Day. But if you were to posit if some blonde in Los Angeles sat in her car last night while parked in her garage and looked in the grocery bag for the fanciest of the fancy cupcakes and pulled it out of the container and ate said fancy chocolate cupcake for dinner while sitting in her car in her parking spot without even taking off her seatbelt all I am saying here is that you would not be terribly mistaken.

4) Suck it! Cupcake dinner!

5) I love Valentine's Day. There, I said it. It is an entire day devoted to pink and chocolate and getting lucky AND/OR complaining about not getting lucky, all things which I appreciate. Plus I ate a cupcake for dinner in my car under the guise of office altruism.

That is all. Go forth and VD the hell out of this day.

Posted by laurie at February 14, 2013 5:03 AM