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August 3, 2011

Charmed, I'm sure

(ring, ring)

Jen: Hello?

Me: HEY. I HAVE AN EMERGENCY.

Jen: Are you OK? What is it?

Me: That guy, the one I like, he asked me out again and now I don't know what to wear 'cause I already wore my skinniest outfit and also none of my furniture fits in the living room like it should and you aren't here WHY AREN'T YOU HERE ANYMORE to advise me on this crap?

Jen: (sighs) (exasperated) I thought you had an actual problem, dumbass.

Me: Can you fly down tomorrow? I know you're a high powered attorney and have a life and everything but NEED HELP.

Jen: Move the loveseat into the office, pull the sofa out a little, and email me your outfit suggestions.

Me: Oh, OK.

Jen: I have to go. I have a partner standing in my office. At my job. Where I work.

Me: OK, bye! Thanks! Tragedy narrowly averted!

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Ah, the sweet joys of friendship.

Posted by laurie at August 3, 2011 2:25 PM