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March 03, 2010
Oh happy day, when the rain came and washed our smog away...
Apparently it rained last night. I went to bed early as I had to be up at the armpit of a.m. and I must have slept through it. When I was driving in this morning on the freeway the air was fresh and you could smell the blooming jasmine, it's incredible. I love March in Los Angeles.
This bumper sticker might be saying "Do not take pictures of my bumper!" but I don't know since I don't speak Hebrew:

Recently a reader asked how I am able to take pictures while driving a stick shift. This question implies that I am actually driving. Is idling along in neutral for hours a week considered driving? But I only take pictures when I'm at a standstill because I'm all about the safety dance... except when I see something so momentous or on fire that it MUST be captured on camera and even then I keep my eyes on the road and just generally aim the camera in the direction of the on-fire thing. Or the momentous thing, like this LOS ANGELES POLICE OFFICE TALKING ON HIS HANDHELD CELLPHONE WHILE DRIVING:

It is against the law in California to talk on a handheld cell phone while driving and there he was, an officer of the LAW, tooling up the 101 just yammering away and laughing and having a good old time talking. I gestured at him, I waved out my window, pointing, making a big to-do and he didn't see me right next to him gesturing madly to please hang up and drive because he was just blind to the world, chitchatting away on his handheld phone.
I see people all the time obviously flouting the cellphone law (and the texting law) but of all the people to break the law you wouldn't think it would be those sworn to uphold it. Jeezfreaking Louise.
Wow, it was hard to get up on my high, high horse so early in the morning but somehow I managed.
Moving on.
Over the weekend I went to Chez Nous in Toluca Lake for a birthday breakfast for my friend Christine. Here she is smiling with the lovely Ellen Bloom:

We met up there with another friend, Liz, and had a fantastic lunch. Now as you know I am not someone who thinks a salad is a real meal. I never knew anyone who thought a salad was a meal until I moved to Los Angeles (also where I am from "salad" is usually describing potato salad, and it is accompanied by meat and something fried.) But the salad I ordered at Chez Nous was really great and was definitely a meal, mainly because it had a whole chicken on it and was the size of Rhode Island:

It was so much fun being a Lady Who Lunches for a day. Happy birthday Christine!
Posted by laurie at March 3, 2010 08:27 AM
Comments
Come to Montana and we'll put you on a REAL "high horse!" Ha, ha.
Here in the Wild West we have hardly any rules at all, it seems, judging by what I read in the paper and see in court anyway, so the not talking/texting while driving thing is still being debated. However, I just recently decided to stop talking on the phone while driving and it is HARD to break that habit! I hadn't realized that nearly every time I got in the car I'd be thinking -- oh, I can call so-and-so and get x or y dealt with while I'm not doing anything else. Um . . . geez, speaking to self in person & not on phone, do you think maybe DRIVING is doing something?!
Posted by: Judy in MT at March 3, 2010 08:54 AM
On my way to work this morning I noticed the lady behind me was chatting animatedly on her cellphone AND drinking coffee. While it's not illegal here, it's still crazy! Fortunately I noticed this while we were stopped at a red light, and she did put down the coffee when we started up again. I was wondering if she had a third hand available somewhere for the steering wheel...
Posted by: Joyce at March 3, 2010 08:56 AM
That looks like a perfect meal for me! I have hypoglycemia with insulin resistance and no carbs is pure hell.
Posted by: Liz R at March 3, 2010 09:01 AM
I have no comment about LA and rain. Was looking at your blogads, and there are some punctuation problems in them. I am SO sorry...it's just a pet peeve of mine.
The salad looks delish. Why do salads always taste better when you get them at a restaurant? I can NEVER duplicate salads at home. They're always so tired and boring. I did manage one once. Greens, diced Granny Smith apple, bleu cheese crumbles, broken bagel chips (you know, the dried ones that are all hard and crispy), and poppyseed dressing. Not a lot of ingredients, but it was tasty. Had the original at a place called The Buddha Belly.
Posted by: Kentucky Farm Girl at March 3, 2010 09:09 AM
It was so great to see you on Saturday. Thanks again for the wonderful birthday celebration. It was wonderful to be with you and the other Refined Ladies!
BTW-I raced through the book, could not put it down. It was another great read.
About cell phones... it's amazing how blatant people are about using them while driving. And messaging! I think that is even worse. I see it all the time. Arghhhhhhh
Posted by: Christine G. at March 3, 2010 09:09 AM
That salad looks AWESOME!
Rats, now I'm hungry, and it's still a couple hours until lunch. *sigh*
Posted by: Liz J in Central Illinois at March 3, 2010 09:09 AM
Wow, you weren't kidding. That salad is Hyuuuge!
I don't normally like getting salads when I'm out. As a vegetarian, I'm constantly thinking about how little the base ingredients cost and how much I could make (when I am inclined) for the $10 or so that the salad costs. I mean, I could make pie or cupcakes, or heck pie and cupcakes!
Posted by: Seanna Lea at March 3, 2010 09:16 AM
The bumper sticker says 'stay away' =)
Posted by: Sarah at March 3, 2010 09:24 AM
Ooh, that salad does look good! I just love your blog, Laurie - and your books. Do you ever think you'll head out to the New York City area? I so would love to meet you someday. You do feel like a friend, and I find myself everyday saying "I wonder what Laurie has to say today!" as I look up your blog.
Posted by: Helena at March 3, 2010 09:24 AM
Honestly, Kentucky Girl, the blogads could be all written in pig latin and I would be thrilled. They help pay for my server costs and I am SO THANKFUL for them!!!
Typos never bother me. Probably because I am Queen Typo. Or: Qweennn Tyiepo
Christine it was great seeing you and I am so glad you liked the book! Win big at the casino this week....
Posted by: Laurie at March 3, 2010 09:28 AM
Helena ... I'm not sure when I'll be on the East coast next. But I'll be sure to let everyone know if I do head that way :)
Posted by: Laurie at March 3, 2010 09:30 AM
I got cut off on my way in to work the other day by a guy on a cell phone driving a new Mustang with racing stripes and I kid you not - his vanity plate was IBAWSUM. So wish I had my camera with me that day and so thought of you! I do have a camera in my Crackberry but I would have managed to get in an accident if I had tried to take a photo with that.
The salad looked yummy! One of my favorites is lettuce, strawberries, goat cheese, pine nuts and raspberry vinagrette spray on dressing. Have it almost every day!
Read your second book in like a day - LOVED IT!
Posted by: paisleypenguin at March 3, 2010 09:40 AM
A few days ago DH saw two different women applying mascara WHILE DRIVING. He says we should outlaw mascara but we all know what will happen--pretty soon only the outlaws will have mascara.
Posted by: Susan at March 3, 2010 09:40 AM
Cops are exempt from the cellphone law... apparently they are trained to drive while distracted! (I learned all this from a vicious facebook-comments debate the other day - ha!)
Posted by: Jules at March 3, 2010 09:45 AM
I once got into a casual carpool with a driver who was eating a bowl of cereal - it was also a stick shift. Yikes!
Posted by: Marilyn at March 3, 2010 09:54 AM
I'll see your applying-mascara and raise you applying-nail-polish.
Yep, I've seen it...and I KNOW that car was a stickshift because I was driving the same model Civic.
What did I do? Well, I figured since I wasn't on a tight timeframe during a 3000-mile trip, I stopped to eat my sandwich and enjoy the scenery.
Posted by: MaryHS in Central CT at March 3, 2010 10:07 AM
Clearly your doubting reader had never been on the 101 at any point in their life. That freeway is always a mess. I would avoid visiting a friend who lived up that way, it was that annoying. Take care!
Posted by: sil at March 3, 2010 10:13 AM
Is it true that cops are exempt? That just seems so WRONG!
Posted by: Laurie at March 3, 2010 10:16 AM
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but cops are exempt from the "no handheld while driving" laws...(says the wife of a police officer). Many times officers are using their phones for work related purposes (stuff that they want to keep off of "radio chatter").
Posted by: Shannon H. at March 3, 2010 10:17 AM
Shannon, if this guy I saw was talking for "work related purposes" then his job as a cop is way more fun than any job I have ever had.
You know how you can just tell when a guy is on the phone with a girl? All chatty and cutesy? That was him. Blabbering away. I drove beside him a good long while. I could have been on fire and he would never have noticed.
Posted by: Laurie at March 3, 2010 10:28 AM
And of course since it's the LAPD we know they would never abuse the privilege...
Posted by: Laurie at March 3, 2010 10:30 AM
Police officers are some of the most distracted drivers out there. In Florida they made it a law some time ago that you MUST signal when changing lanes within so much room of another car (basically if another car can see you... you better signal) and I have yet to see a cop use his turn signal here.
Posted by: Lindsay at March 3, 2010 10:37 AM
And I will add that while I still rode the school bus in my early wee days of high school, my bus driver was quite the driver. On his right hand all his fingers were nubs, so he only had a thumb. He would drive with coffee in the left hand and it scared the shit out of me because those nubs were not nearly enough for a steering wheel!
Posted by: Lindsay at March 3, 2010 10:39 AM
Actually, it's "keep close" or the like. Shamar is to keep, and m'ratek is an adjective form of to chain or fasten.
but depending on the different vowels, or if I'm misreading it, it could mean something else.
Posted by: Alex at March 3, 2010 10:42 AM
one of my absolute favorite songs. have you heard the version with mavis staples and aretha?
un be lievable.
off to listen to it while i knit ;-).
Posted by: elise/knitinsage at March 3, 2010 10:49 AM
I love salads. You would never know this from looking at me, I am as big as a house. As for the police officer using the cell phone while driving, I am not surprised. I really have no problem with people using phones while they drive, texting is another matter. Just my opinion.
Posted by: Tina at March 3, 2010 10:58 AM
OMG! I met Ellen at Taos Wool Festival last October...she's a friend of a friend who used to live in LA and now lives in Taos. What a dynamite crocheter Ellen is(as well as being a really nice person)! BTW, I really admire what you are doing re diet and wellness. Best wishes!
Meredith
Posted by: Meredith at March 3, 2010 11:46 AM
Ellen is THE crocheter!! She can make anything in crochet, it's quite amazing. She once made a crochet Jack-in-the-Box taco!!!!
Posted by: Laurie at March 3, 2010 12:41 PM
I was almost hit while driving on the 405 by a guy eating noodles - one hand holding the container, the other holding chopsticks. What was he steering with I wonder?? He got close enough for me to see it was chicken chow mein - asshole!
I love chez nous! Their brioche are wonderful with coffee - yum!
Big Hugs,
Lisa
Posted by: Lisa G. at March 3, 2010 12:52 PM
A local business has this up on their sign: "Honk if you love Jesus. Text if you want to meet him now." Now there's a message.
Posted by: Adrienne at March 3, 2010 01:06 PM
I can see cleeeeearly now the rain is gone...
Oops. Sorry. One of the worst things about my dietary restrictions is that vinegar is strictly verboten -- which means no salad dressing worth the name. Sometimes I just use a little oil, but it's not the same. (Hey, I'm a poet and I don't know it!) I could jazz it up with a little lemon or tomato juice... but those are verboten too.
I can see why a cop might have legitimate reasons to phone while driving or to break various traffic laws as they've always done, like weaving in and out at 90 down the highway, or just barreling down one lane flashing anyone who doesn't get out of the way fast enough. But I suspect that for a lot of cops flouting the law with impunity (and getting home after shift in half the legal time) is part of the fun of the job. I know I would be tempted.
Posted by: Lucia at March 3, 2010 01:14 PM
Hah! I posted about our Chez Nous lunch today too!!! We did have fun!
Hi, Meredith in Taos!!
Posted by: Ellen B. at March 3, 2010 01:18 PM
I called our local police department about the policemen speeding without lights and/or sirens on the freeway once. The chief or whoever that I talked to assured me more than once that they are on their way to something important and deem it safe enough to travel faster than the posted speed without notifying other motorists. I said it looks like they're hurrying home for breakfast. He didn't like that and continued assuring me they are going important place and safely so. They must also be more safe in chatting on their cell phones that we are. Love the LAW!
Posted by: Diana at March 3, 2010 01:35 PM
Besides potato salad, did you grow up eating that other ubiquitous salad of the south---the jello salad (or to be classy, the gelatin salad)? Just wondering.
Posted by: Chris at March 3, 2010 01:47 PM
Mmmm....salad.
Posted by: Andree at March 3, 2010 01:54 PM
I love California salads. I have family in LA, and every time I visit, I eat lovely salads for every meal (except breakfast -- for breakfast I eat tacos). Salads in my corner of the world are a sad, sad affair: wilted iceberg lettuce, mistreated tomatoes, and, if I'm lucky, a crouton or two. Heck, fresh produce of any quality is hard to come by up here where I'm living now (Montana -- waves hi to #1 commenter, Judy).
Posted by: Sissie Sue at March 3, 2010 02:00 PM
Great picture of the cop, Laurie! Yes, they might be exempt (somehow that seems unfair) but that doesn't make them less of a danger while driving then I would be if I were on the phone behind the wheel. A friend of mine's dad was a cop - when he retired he was the world's worst driver. He had never considered that regular citizens drive much more carefully around cops - he was shocked at how crazy the drivers had become when he was no longer in a black and white! And that salad looks so yummy!
Posted by: Gretchen at March 3, 2010 02:54 PM
Interesting that the police are exempt. I once got to go on a drive-along with the police, and, believe me, the amount of electronic and communications equipment in a police car is amazing, and more amazing is the way the cop could drive, listen to the radio transmission, look at the read-out on the screen between the seats, and plan his next move without crashing into a divider. Hard to believe that there aren't more accidents involving police cars. Multiplexing must be part of the police training.
Posted by: Maureen J at March 3, 2010 04:45 PM
I know that the word on the right is "watch or observe" so if the earlier poster said it meant stay away, it is probably more closely translated: Watch your distance!
Posted by: Liz at March 3, 2010 05:08 PM
The city of Dubuque recently made it against the law to text or talk on a handheld cell phone - except they made the police exempt. I can't figure out why they would need to be on a cell phone when they've got those radios in their cars, anyway. I mean -- are they calling the chief or something???
Posted by: janna at March 3, 2010 05:39 PM
The bumper sticker says, "Shmor Merchak" - "Keep your distance!" There's an explanation of it here: http://www.learnhebrew.org.il/print/dec02d.htm .
Posted by: Beth at March 3, 2010 06:36 PM
What a yummy looking salad!
I could be wrong but I think on duty law enforcement peeps are exempt from the cell phone restriction. Has to do with being accessible while on duty.
Posted by: chi at March 3, 2010 06:46 PM
Is the armpit of the a.m. close to the ass crack of dawn? If it is, I hate them both! Enjoy your blog more than I can say. Thank you for the enjoyment.
Posted by: Bev at March 3, 2010 07:01 PM
I loved it when I was IN A CROSSWALK and a police officer blasted past me while chatting on the phone. Truly delightful.
Posted by: Amanda at March 3, 2010 08:06 PM
I got pulled over for eating a breakfast burrito on the way to class awhile back. I guess doing "anything" while driving is a big deal on the East Coast. However, I do see Police Officers never observing this rule. You know they are so busy, they must eat and talk on the cell phone in the car :P
Posted by: Michelle at March 3, 2010 09:53 PM
OK, an Israeli checking in here. The bumper sticker says "Keep your distance". The first word can mean guard, or keep, the second is distance.
It's a common sticker on most Israeli vehicles.
Posted by: chana at March 4, 2010 01:17 AM
Another Israeli checking in :0)
The 'Keep Your Distance" bumper sticker is required by law over here - you don't pass the annual vehicle check without it - because Israeli's treat tailgating as a national pass-time.
One of the strangest things to get used to in Israel is salad for breakfast!
We eat industrial quantities of salad here though the typical 'Israeli salad' involves only finely chopped cucumbers & tomatoes maybe onions but no lettuce.
I'm hopeless at making vinaigrette so as a dressing I use salt, olive oil and chopped cilantro leaf.
BTW I'm impressed you recognise Hebrew when you see it.
Posted by: Esther at March 4, 2010 07:02 AM
Here in Sask we just got the "handsfree cell" legislation. We were reading the new law online and it specifically states that "emergency personnel are exempt from this law in the performance of their duties". Maybe it's something like that for LA?
Posted by: Terri at March 4, 2010 08:22 AM
Comments closed on this topic now, thanks!!
Posted by: Laurie at March 4, 2010 09:59 AM








