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September 10, 2009

Har har

I love dumb jokes. Here are some of my favorites:

Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!

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Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around his neck?
A: Because his horns don't work.

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Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.


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Two sausages are in a frying pan. One sausage says to the other, "Wow it sure is hot in here!"
The other sausage says, "Oh my gosh -- you're a talking sausage!"

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A dog walks into the unemployment agency to fill out an application. He tells the startled woman at the front desk he's come to see if there are any job openings in his field.

"A talking dog!" she says excitedly. "You should be in the circus!"

The dog looks puzzled. "Why would the circus need a plumber?"

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And my favorite joke of all, which I know I have already told you, is my graphic designer joke:

Q: How many graphic designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A lightbulb? Does it have to be a lightbulb? Can we go with a candle, maybe with a flickering light? Or a lantern? Why do we have to go with a lightbulb? I was thinking more along the lines of an open road, with clouds and a desertscape. Who came up with this crappy lightbulb idea? It was marketing, wasn't it?

Posted by laurie at September 10, 2009 10:35 AM