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October 10, 2008

Pumpkin Farmer

Well, I am officially a big-time agribusiness pumpkin farmer, if by "big-time" you mean delusional and "agribusiness" you mean: spent $200 in gardening supplies this year to produce two pumpkins of questionable provenance.

One small but lovely perfect pumpkin.


And one large humongous warty multicolored behemoth, THE PUMPKINATOR. He will eat all trick-or-treaters! He scares away mailmen! He smokes cigars and talks like a Robert DeNiro impersonator!

He is my finest work of gardening ever. Well worth the time, effort and watering bill.

Posted by laurie at October 10, 2008 9:47 AM