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October 10, 2008

Pumpkin Farmer

Well, I am officially a big-time agribusiness pumpkin farmer, if by "big-time" you mean delusional and "agribusiness" you mean: spent $200 in gardening supplies this year to produce two pumpkins of questionable provenance.

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One small but lovely perfect pumpkin.

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And one large humongous warty multicolored behemoth, THE PUMPKINATOR. He will eat all trick-or-treaters! He scares away mailmen! He smokes cigars and talks like a Robert DeNiro impersonator!

He is my finest work of gardening ever. Well worth the time, effort and watering bill.

Posted by laurie at October 10, 2008 9:47 AM