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July 08, 2008
Guerrilla Literacy
On Sunday I was out with Allison and Faith and we stumbled on what was for me the very zenith of my bumper-sticker-photographing life experience:

This car was covered on all sides with stickers -- it was a rolling work of art! I think I squealed. In fact, I squealed then groaned -- I'd left the house without my camera or cellphone, so much thanks to Faith for letting me use her phone to take pictures of this car from every angle. We even met the owner of the car while I was busy snapping pictures (and trying to figure out Faith's bizarrely complicated phone) and he was so nice, he told us his car is what he calls "guerrilla literacy" because it gets people reading and talking and laughing. His name is Michael and he's a professional storyteller (how's that for a profession!!) and he has a website called HaveMouthWillRunIt.com. I thought I took a picture of him standing by the car but apparently I was accidentally calling Faith's voicemail instead.
This was my favorite sticker:

I personally call them AFGOs and I really don't need another one anytime soon! (AFGO stands for "Another F****** Growth Opportunity") Anyway, I loved that car. For me it was the equivalent of stumbling on a big ol' Christmas present in July!


Posted by laurie at July 8, 2008 10:40 AM
Comments
well.
huh.
Posted by: TS at July 8, 2008 10:57 AM
What in interesting guy, and what a great car!
What Would Sulu Do **snort**
Posted by: Pegkitty at July 8, 2008 11:02 AM
"an" interesting guy, that would be.
Posted by: Pegkitty at July 8, 2008 11:03 AM
But, isn't that Chekov?
Posted by: Marilyn at July 8, 2008 11:03 AM
Oh my God!! That's hysterical!! I have to go and check out his website. I have never seen anything like that in my life. I love that guy! (was he single?) (not for me, of course) (but then again perhaps he's a touch too eccentric for you) (and I promise I'll stop now) (okay, NOW!)
;o)
Posted by: Liz R at July 8, 2008 11:06 AM
squealing is good!!!
I do it to alert the children that mom has spotted: yarn, yarn equipment, Hello Kitty, squirrels, dogs, kitties, the Yarn Harlot, Crazy Aunt Purl, something to eat.......
wait. Perhaps I squeal too much and should be intervened on........
Posted by: suzie at July 8, 2008 11:06 AM
And yes, that's Chekov. I know because I'm a Star Trek widow. It's still funny, though, espcially for non-Trekkies.
Posted by: Liz R at July 8, 2008 11:11 AM
Do you think his car is like the bible in that you could find something to support ANY side of the argument on it??
Posted by: trashalou at July 8, 2008 11:11 AM
love it
Posted by: Beth at July 8, 2008 11:28 AM
Oh, thank goodness I'm not going crazy (yet)...I kept staring at that one sticker and thinking, "But that's Chekov! But it says Sulu! Help!!" Okay. I'm fine now.
I think my favorite is "Cover me - I'm changing lanes!"
Posted by: jules at July 8, 2008 11:56 AM
driving me crazy that i can't figure out his license plate!
Posted by: Natasha at July 8, 2008 12:02 PM
COOL car!
I have a friend who is a professional storyteller, and she loves it! She is very talented, and really knows how to engage her audience. Wish I could do something like that - -
You need to post more pictures of the bumper stickers, so I can read more of them! :-)
Posted by: Liz J in Central Illinois at July 8, 2008 12:03 PM
Maybe Sulu would say "Hey, that's Chekov!" LOL!
Posted by: Andree at July 8, 2008 12:04 PM
Yes, I am corny.
Posted by: Andree at July 8, 2008 12:06 PM
A Griot is a West African poet or Bard for full details see this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griot
I loves the Wikepedia!
Posted by: Gwyneth at July 8, 2008 12:08 PM
What a great philosophy. We do need more pictures!
Posted by: Mrs. Higrens at July 8, 2008 12:09 PM
Am I the only one who noticed the irony of the "Simplify" sticker on the back near the trunk lock?
Posted by: Sonja at July 8, 2008 12:10 PM
Maybe Chekov is asking the question- because he has no idea what to do.
Posted by: joyce at July 8, 2008 12:18 PM
Dante didn't specify a circle for spammers, did he? Little did he know.
Great car! And I thought we had a lot of stickers.
Posted by: Lucia at July 8, 2008 12:40 PM
Wouldn't it be AFGE, then?
Or is O for opportunity?
Posted by: rb at July 8, 2008 12:56 PM
OMG Laurie!!!! Your eyes must have been big as saucers when you spotted that car! Knowing how much you love bumper stickers, you must have spent an hour standing there reading them! Too cute!
Posted by: Toni at July 8, 2008 01:03 PM
Michael D. McCarty is one of the most wonderful people on earth. Not only is he a great teller, has the most contagious laugh, funny as all get out, but he's a good friend.
I read you everyday and at the first picture today, I said I wonder if the owner knows Michael. That is so great! And what a treat to finally get to see his car. He had told me about it.
I'm looking forward to seeing him in October here at the National Storytelling Festival http://www.storytellingcenter.com/festival/festival.htm. Ya'll come too.
Posted by: Betty at July 8, 2008 01:10 PM
I think my favorite is "Simplify"... talk about irony...
Posted by: Catie at July 8, 2008 01:19 PM
i finally got a minute to check out his website.
what a cool guy!
Thanks for pointing to it, Laurie.
Posted by: TS at July 8, 2008 01:34 PM
Ok.. I totally need the My Mind Wandered one!! Too cool.. what will you do now?
Posted by: Denise at July 8, 2008 01:46 PM
i'm with betty. the "simplify" sticker just reeks of irony.
Posted by: shel at July 8, 2008 01:49 PM
I *love* that car!! I have an old car that we will drive into the ground, and I would seriously consider covering it with bumper stickers. Reading + talking + laughing = definitely need more of that. Thanks to Faith for letting you borrow her phone to take pics, and thanks to you for sharing the pics. I would squeal with delight too, if I saw it in person.
Posted by: Glenda at July 8, 2008 01:58 PM
Oh, how happy that you got to meet him. I love all the messages he's sharing. I'll have to check out his website.
Posted by: Wendy at July 8, 2008 02:05 PM
I bet he never loses his car in a parking lot!
Posted by: suetreiber at July 8, 2008 02:32 PM
I love the car! It really stands out - can you imagine if anyone tried to steal it? At one time I had a classic VW with about 6 or 7 different colors on the various replaced body parts - I never worried that it would come up missing because it would be so easy to spot. {g}
Posted by: Plain Jane at July 8, 2008 02:38 PM
You know, the Griot is the storyteller and keeper of the facts in West Africa. I've heard this term used in New Orleans alot.
Posted by: Ellen Bloom at July 8, 2008 03:39 PM
Our newspaper ran an article the other day about a study that linked a high number of bumper stickers to aggressive drivers. I figured a high number of stickers = old car = doesn't give a shit if their car gets dented. Anyway, this guy would probably mess up their data!
Posted by: jenny at July 8, 2008 04:05 PM
I think Joyce at 12:18 is right...Chekov is SO thinking in his confused state, what the h*** would Sulu do in this situation?
And about the "growth" opportunities, there is a saying "be careful what you pray for" as in asking "Lord give me strengh"...you'd better hide (or duck!)
Posted by: sally at July 8, 2008 04:33 PM
This made my day!! Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Molly at July 8, 2008 06:19 PM
The license plate - Griot4U = griot for you. A griot is a poet or bard...or, in this case, I guess, a storyteller.
Posted by: twinsetellen at July 8, 2008 06:55 PM
And they're all nice stickers, too. I bet the study Jenny wrote of, linking number of stickers and aggressive driving, refers to aggressive stickers, which most of the ones I see are.
Posted by: Maureen at July 8, 2008 07:11 PM
Way cool! Now I have to go check out his website.
"AFGO"--my husband told me that one--he picked it up when he was fairly heavily involved with Outward Bound and now it's one of my favorites, too.
Posted by: Anna-Liza at July 8, 2008 07:56 PM
This is crazy - I read your blog from Texas, where I live (obviously). My parents live in Los Angeles... And my dad knows Michael. I just IM'd him and was like, "What's the name of that professional storyteller you know?" Dad's like, "Michael, why?"
Weird coincidence, at least on my end. ;-)
Posted by: JR at July 8, 2008 08:04 PM
I refer to it as "JAFLE" (as in Just Another... )
Posted by: snydrea at July 8, 2008 09:12 PM
HOORAY! I'm dashing over to his website too; I'm a storyteller, but not "professional", so's you'd notice. (Helps a lot, working at the Museum). Wonder if he ever solicits bumper stickers! I LOVE "I Support the Right to Arm Bears", which shows a polar bear with a shotgun. What fun for you - and thanks, for sharing, so it's also fun for US!
Posted by: dale-harriet in WI at July 8, 2008 11:05 PM
I hope I haven't posted this already... Douglas Adams, my favorite author, said (I am paraphrasing here) a learning experience is one that says, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that again."
Posted by: Sunflower at July 9, 2008 05:29 AM
That is one sweet car!
Did you get his number? ;-)
Seriously?
I mean, your Jeep would totally kiss his car!
Thanks for brightening up my day!
Posted by: Jen at July 9, 2008 06:22 AM
That looks like Chekov to me. Great post!
Posted by: Jennifer at July 9, 2008 06:43 AM
Best sticker, at least from this librarian's point of view - I heart my library!
I used to get a catalog that had loads of stickers available, and some of his look familiar - as in from that catalog--
My other fave - Wage Peace!
Posted by: Jeanne at July 9, 2008 06:54 AM
Oh, man. He must be a fab guy. I see he's got my old favourite - "never too late to have a happy childhood"!
Posted by: Robynn at July 9, 2008 09:01 AM
That's an awesome car! I really love the Simplify sticker. Very suitable.
Posted by: Dorothy at July 9, 2008 03:37 PM
How I wish that blogs had (love) buttons to click! SQUEEE!
Posted by: fiberlicious at July 9, 2008 06:58 PM
That 'coexist' sticker really gets me. *brushes away tear*
Posted by: weeza at July 10, 2008 09:08 AM
oooh ... that reminds me of .... crap. i forgot.
hmmm ......
okay! it reminds me of that movie with chevy chase ( ___ farm ? funny farm ?) ... and the movers are bringing his stuff to the new farmhouse. and they get to a wood covered bridge. and they take one look and say, "that's not a bridge, it's a bunch of termites holding hands" ....
anyhoo, i have been away, and i am back, reading with great gusto :)
Posted by: gray la gran at July 10, 2008 04:51 PM
Holy smokes, that's awesome! I especially like the I heart my library sticker!
Posted by: Pants at July 11, 2008 01:52 PM
Whoa! I actually HAVE that sulu sticker!
It's from the goats comic strip guys, and it's also available on a tshirt ( http://www.goats.com/store/sulu.html )
Sweeeeeeet!
Posted by: chavSwot at July 11, 2008 11:42 PM
Woweee!
I just wanted to share that my favorite bumper sticker ever of all time reads as follows:
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an a**hole.
Posted by: Karen D at July 13, 2008 12:42 AM







