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July 31, 2008

Are we there yet? Are we? When do we get there? Why aren't we there yet????

So I am not even going to lie when I tell you I woke up today relieved that The July Of My Discontent was over because ya'll, I need a break from the evil and also the mundane, the expensive, the nasty, the anxiety and "the zit that came to visit but never went home and might be moving in and building a subdivision."

That is what July has been.

But because of math and barometric pressure and the periodic table and also The Administration, July now has thirty-one days! Thirty-one! Like flavors, only they are all brown and taste like poop!

And even though I know tomorrow is August first, finally and also again August first which I mistakenly thought was today, oh the foolishness of the wee-minded, I am still cowering slightly in fear of what else this muckracking slaberdashery month will bring. So far this week alone we have had an earthquake, a tense very bad meeting, important emails met with TOTAL COMPLETE SILENCE, a fashion faux pas so ignorant I won't even go into details except trust me when I advise you that SCOTCH TAPE WILL NOT HOLD YOUR PANTS UP.

Anyway. That is all I have to say. I am ready for August now.

Again.


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Posted by laurie at July 31, 2008 7:03 AM