LOL - that's too much. The fashion industry must be burned to the ground and the earth under them salted. Enough is enough!

That is one wild shirt. The last pic with the eyeballs inserted is really freaking me out! Please note that even though the shirt is questionable, you look very nice and very SLIM in the picture :)

Okay, now eyeballs are all I see....
And... they actually expect to work in an office without anywhere to pee for the day! What cruel and inhumane treatment!

I'm at work now, the water is still off in the lower 25 floors, which includes me. BAH.

Seriously, no facilities means you get to go home. It's a health issue! Contact OSHA.

OMG I didn't realize the eyes were blinking. Yikes!

OMGourd!

Also, how can water be on on the upper floors and off on the lower floors?!? Shouldn't the water flow upwards from the ground pipes. ha ha

Exhibit #3785 in "Proof that Fashion Designers Hate Women."

Ugh. That is one unfortunate shirt.

Seriously - I wouldn't stay in a building that had no water. That's just cruel.

That sucks about the bathroom situation. But I kind of like the shirt -- for me. Because maybe it would give the illusion that I have more of a chest. Kind of like the Wonderbras upon which I swear.

There is also what appears to be a tatoo in the belly button area....

The eyes - the eyes!!! Arghhh!!!

lol my hubby says I am obsessed with the nipplies. Apparently I am not alone.
man, I would not last 10 minutes in that building. the thought of no water would make me have to go even more. I gotta ago now just thinking about it. ;)

I think this one was a guy, who *REALLY* want women't boobs looking at him. Just a guess....

While we're beating the fashion drum - I was online looking for a dress for an event coming up, please tell me WHO WEARS A SIZE "00"??? Seriously, is it some paper doll size? Good grief! I wear a double digit size, but not a double NEGATIVE digit! The fashion industry must have lost their minds.

When men stare at your boobs, they stare back!!

Do you think that will teach them?

I found a notice on my door yesterday, our water will be shut off tonight from 7-12pm. Is there a water shortage or something?

Now I have to pee......

I vote for both. Also male.

Also, why is no one in the fashion industry taking advantage of this golden opportunity? If any retailer sold
1) skirts that fit at the waist AND butt -- full skirts that decently conceal the hippage are perfectly acceptable, as long as they also are..
2) skirts with pockets
3) pants that fit a normal not-exactly-svelte woman
4) bathing suits that do not expect me to display ALL of my cellulite to the world at large
I would shop there exclusively.

Actually, LL Bean does sell #4, and I do shop there, even if they've fallen down on the first 3.

Hilarious!!... and just a little creepy. How did you make those amazing eyeballs!?!

clearly designed by a man who wanted some help in times of drinking to located what is he intended to leer at.

I had to look back at the first picture to see if I missed the eyes in it, heh.

i think that shirts like that are made for small breasted woman (not me) and they try to accent their endowments (or lack thereof) and when they size them up to fit most people the print is awkward at best. really - i've decided even stripes are the devil b/c they warp around the chest... so solids it is... not exciting - but goodenss - what else is one to do?

I've never posted, but I felt I had to point out the other unfortunately place piece of pattern (very bottom, front and center). It's rather, uh, fallopian in shape.

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I found myself running to use the restroom once and it was closed for cleaning. I almost cried!
And now I feel obligated to tell you that if I should ever get to meet you in person, I will be staring at your boobs. It's your own dang fault.

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I, for one, wish they would STOP making those empire-waisted tops and dresses that make even the most svelte woman look PREGNANT! And why do they think that we curvy divas like to wear huge migraine-inducing prints? They do disguise the body, somewhat, but with the unfortunate effect of making the wearer resemble a walking sofa.

I've declared a moratorium on buying clothes anyway, and the stuff the stores are showing lately sure makes that easier! I don't want to look frumpy, dumpy or older than I am. Nor do I want to look like an escapee from an insane asylum, a hootchie mama, or an aging preppie. Nor can I afford to spend $800 on one outfit. Please pass the wine!

My boobage is really popping out of everything these days--thank god for solid black shirts!

You were in my dream last night Laurie. We were getting ready to go somewhere and then you decided for some reason you couldn't go, but your twin sister (didn't know you had one, did you) decided to come with me to wherever it was we were going. My husband would be truly disturbed to know that I now dream about the people whose blogs I read! He thinks it's bad enough that I talk about them like they'rte real live friends of mine.

they're blinking! C.A.P. your boobies are blinking at me!!!!

I hope they don't start crying.

ha! in that blouse it also looks like some sort of inverted uterus right in the middle of your abdomen.

maybe this is why men stare at our breasts?

Maybe that's the purpose of the boob-eyes. Maybe the distract from the rest of the body by staring at you!

http://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owadisp.show_document?p_table=INTERPRETATIONS&p_id=22932

Standard Number: 1910.141(c)(1)(i)

April 6, 1998
MEMORANDUM FOR: REGIONAL ADMININSTRATORS
STATE DESIGNEES
FROM: JOHN B. MILES, JR., Director
Directorate of Compliance Programs
SUBJECT: Interpretation of 29 CFR 1910.141(c)(1)(i): Toilet Facilities

OSHA's sanitation standard for general industry, 29 CFR 1910.141(c)(l)(i), requires employers to provide their employees with toilet facilities:
Except as otherwise indicated in this paragraph (c)(l)(i), toliet facilities, in toilet rooms separate for each sex shall be provided in all places of employment in accordance with Table J-1 of this section .... [emphasis added]
This memorandum explains OSHA's interpretation that this standard requires employers to make toilet facilities available so that employees can use them when they need to do so. The employer may not impose unreasonable restrictions on employee use of the facilities. OSHA believes this requirement is implicit in the language of the standard and has not previously seen a need to address it more explicitly. Recently, however, OSHA has received requests for clarification of this point and has decided to issue this memorandum to explain its position clearly.
Background

The sanitation standard is intended to ensure that employers provide employees with sanitary and available toilet facilities, so that employees will not suffer the adverse health effects that can result if toilets are not available when employees need them. Individuals vary significantly in the frequency with which they need to urinate and defecate, with pregnant women, women with stress incontinence, and men with prostatic hypertrophy needing to urinate more frequently. Increased frequency of voiding may also be caused by various medications, by environmental factors such as cold, and by high fluid intake, which may be necessary for individuals working in a hot environment. Diet, medication use, and medical condition are among the factors that can affect the frequency of defecation.

ETC.

HAHAHAHA nice bit of animation there!

I think I shall have nightmares...

Just wanted to thank you for the wonderful Brangelina hat pattern. We're addicted. I've made 3 and am making two more. My mom has already pilfered one. You need to start a hat gallery.

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