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January 28, 2008
I went all the way to Florida to hug my family and apparently spread capitalism
So last week as soon as I got the all-clear "You are no longer Typhoid Mary of Contagion" from my doctor, I went back to work... for a day. Then I got on a plane on Friday to fly to Florida to see my family and win all their quarters playing cards. (On their last visit to California, they taught me to play a card game called Thirty-One, and a gambling addiction was born.) (Thanks, parents!)
Last Tuesday as I was leaving the doctor's office, I called my folks to give them the heads up in case they wanted me to reschedule.
"The doctor says I'll be un-contagious by the time I get on the plane," I said, "but to be on the safe side I can always re-schedule my flight..."
"No, no way," said my mom. "Besides, I hear people with bronchial issues are really bad at cards."
"Hey!! Don't I get a HANDICAP or something?"
"No way Jose!" and so the trip was on, and I was prepared with my bag of quarters, appropriately labeled:

This was the first time I have lost every hand of Thirty-One the whole night, I blame it entirely on cough syrup. This was also the first time I have ever gone anywhere with just a carry-on bag and no checked luggage. Yes, that's right. I decided I was traveling LIGHT! Of course, I was only going to Florida for two days but anyway, traveling LIGHT! Me! Exciting! For my two-day trip to Houston I packed a giant suitcase and a full-size carry on bag plus my giant handbag so this was a unique and exhilarating experience for me. I am just saying is all.
Anyway, all was well as soon as I arrived and saw the fam and hugged and we spent a great weekend hanging out, playing cards, eating amazing food and wishing Happy Birthday to my brother, who will always be older than I am:

Love you, Guy! Happy Birthday!
On Saturday morning we woke up early and drove to Daytona Beach to see my nephew Andrew race his car in the Cub Scouts' Pinewood Derby. I took video with my new camera, but since it's a fancy more-megapixel camera, it appears to be too large for youtube which is sad because I am sure my race footage would have proved ONCE AND FOR ALL that Andrew was robbed of the first-place trophy, but apparently this is supposed to be for "fun" and I was not allowed to demand a recount or beat up the Cub Scout Dad in charge. Whatevs.
Here is cutie Andrew with his car and participant trophy:

The cars at the derby were awesome:

The pencil car was my favorite. Now that is some crafty car making. I would so drive a pencil car. I am just saying is all....
My other nephew, the also cute but way taller Brett was there as well, looking good and I was so happy to see him:

And my favorite little brother Eric was there, too, with his girlfriend Rebecca and I am certain they win the prize for World's Most Adorable Couple or something....

Brangelina, you better watch out. The hotter couple Erbecca is here.
Since the Big Time RV was parked in Orlando and we drove up to Daytona in a regular vehicle without beds and marble floors (ahem), my brother Guy and sister-in-law Kelli found us this hotel on the beach for the night and there is nothing finer in the whole world than a beach-balcony view:

My mom on her balcony enjoying the view while some of us still haven't learned about the miracle known as "flash" on the camera:

Florida has some of the prettiest beaches I have ever seen. I love the wintertime especially, something about the deserted beach reminds me of one of my favorite movies, "Ruby In Paradise." And there's nothing like the sound of the waves coming in all night, it's nature's perfect sleep machine.
The trip was so much fun, but some of it was torture for poor Andrew who was being cajoled every minute of every day to let Grandpa pull his loose front tooth. Now I do not have kids and I am sort of thinking this was a good move on my part because I am very squeamish, and also I sort of thought that teeth fell out on their own or whatever, but in general have actually never thought about such things. Things which are apparently really important when you are six years old.
So Andrew was not loving all the peer pressure to get his tooth pulled. There was cajoling and subtle hints of "I'll watch you skate outside/bring you a treat/etc. if you let Grandpa pull your tooth..." and Andrew was having none of it. Now Andrew is a smart kid, he's a combination of logical and emotional that makes sense to me, Crazy Aunt Laurie From California Who Tells Six Year Olds Vaguely Off-Color Jokes.
So on our last day everyone (except me) was telling him he had to get his tooth out or else it was a trip to the dentist on Monday (by the way, I am sure there was a reason for all this but when body parts get mentioned in such a manner I usually stick my fingers in my ears and go "la la la" until it's over...) and Andrew was not budging on the issue. I was secretly happy for him that he was holding out for a better deal.
Andrew, with his lone loose front tooth:

And here is a picture of Andrew after Crazy Aunt Laurie From California Who Has No Moral Scruples helped the issue along a bit:

Cute AND smart AND rich. A winning combination!
Posted by laurie at January 28, 2008 08:06 AM
Comments
Awwww...What a cutie, and smart....Glad you had a great trip, even if you are lighter in the quarter department.
Posted by: Trixie at January 28, 2008 11:15 AM
i loved ruby in paradise too. ashley judd is awesome.
how did you get through security with all those quarters?
Posted by: smokeyJoe at January 28, 2008 11:17 AM
SMART kid!
Posted by: nifer at January 28, 2008 11:18 AM
Why didn't I have someone like you in my life when I was a kid and had a loose tooth? Instead I had the twisted friends who took pleasure in my pain. "Please let me tie this string around your tooth so that I can tie the other end to the doorknob and slam it shut."
Posted by: Dagny at January 28, 2008 11:21 AM
That's what crazy aunts are for!!! Spoiling the nieces and nephews.
Looks like you had a great time, Laurie. You must explain Thirty-one to your fans. Sounds like a very interesting game.
Posted by: Mary in Boston at January 28, 2008 11:23 AM
How come all your relatives are so good-looking? It must run in the family.
You're making me want to get on the next plane to Florida. (Honey? You'll have to hold down the fort for a couple of months... yeah, I'll be in Florida. I'll sleep better there.)
So are you gonna teach us how to play Thirty-One, or what?
Posted by: Lucia at January 28, 2008 11:28 AM
Now that is a trip home, my parents live in a one dirt road town with lots of sand but no beaches, sigh. :(
And it came with a trip to the Cub Scouts' Pinewood Derby and everything. Sweet!
Posted by: psychomom at January 28, 2008 11:28 AM
I love 31! It's definitely a family favourite, although I can't say that we bet when we play...I'll have to suggest that! We used to play in the car, btw. Even Dad would play while driving (someone else had to shuffle and deal, obviously). :)
Posted by: canknitian at January 28, 2008 11:55 AM
That's one smart boy! It reminded me of the time when I got bitten by a dog and got 22 stitches. I made so much money out of that one!! They couldn't get the stitches out since I refused to go to the hospital, so they had to get the doctor to do house calls and he ended up coming to visit for about three times before all the stitches were out. I would charge money each time, and they had to buy me ice cream and libby's canned peaches in heavy syrup (my favorites!) to calm me down. I even got a barbie pool for all my troubles!! Poor mom and dad, I'm feeling guilty right about now.
Posted by: Cynthia at January 28, 2008 11:58 AM
Your family must be a bunch of sadists - no need to pull it unless it was cutting his lip or something like that. But, hey, 10 dollars is a respectable bribe. Just don't tell my kids - they only get a lousy quarter from the tooth fairy.
Posted by: suburbancorrespondent at January 28, 2008 12:04 PM
check out the second post in june 07, "general dentistry." reminded me of your nephew. Losing teeth is a BIG deal the this crowd. monsters. :) http://kiddiecapers.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html
if we learn 31 we will be playing for pennies. I'm just saying...
Posted by: Tonja at January 28, 2008 12:06 PM
You just broke so many hearts by showing us that your brother Eric has a girlfriend.
Posted by: Courtney at January 28, 2008 12:10 PM
Aww, sounds like the perfect weekend getaway. And everyone knows that Florida sunshine cures the ills.
My son wouldn't pull out his looser than loose tooth this summer, and ended up swallowing it. During a wedding, which he was standing up in. Better warn Andrew!
Posted by: suetreiber at January 28, 2008 12:31 PM
Let's see, gambling addiction, prescription drugs, bribery, attendance at a race car event, crossing state lines, beach bumming, eating fattening foods...I'm assuming there was alcohol...you are just a step away from rehab girl! Living in LA is starting to get to you!
(sigh)
Sounds like a great weekend to me!
Posted by: Sandy at January 28, 2008 12:32 PM
That pencil car is adorable. My favorite from our own derby past is the one that the scout made to look like a wedge of swiss cheese - holes and all. It was really cute, but also - cheese...mmm.
Posted by: Gina at January 28, 2008 12:38 PM
Wooo, you were in my hometown! Daytona girls, unite! (Not really).
Posted by: Melissa at January 28, 2008 12:40 PM
That last photo is priceless.
Posted by: TECHknitter at January 28, 2008 12:55 PM
ONLY A CARRYON!!!!
You're my hero...
BRAVA!!!
Posted by: JillieoftheValley at January 28, 2008 12:56 PM
That's one hell of a tooth fairy!
Cute family!
Posted by: Katie at January 28, 2008 01:03 PM
Wow-- and to think I could have had a celebrity sighting this weekend right here in Orlando!!! Hope you were able to stick around for a bit of Sunday when it was glorious Florida winter weather. Sat was pretty gray. Glad you had a good weekend anyway. The beach is almost always nice, barring any hurricane weather, that is. Sorry I missed you.
Posted by: SuzanneO at January 28, 2008 01:14 PM
Wow-- and to think I could have had a celebrity sighting this weekend right here in Orlando!!! I live in Oviedo-- a "suburb" of Orlando, if you can call it that. Hope you were able to stick around for a bit of Sunday when it was glorious Florida winter weather. Sat was pretty gray. Glad you had a good weekend, anyway. Sorry I missed you.
Posted by: SuzanneO at January 28, 2008 01:15 PM
oops! double post-- sorry everybody.
Posted by: SuzanneO at January 28, 2008 01:16 PM
Hey! Mark was working at the Monster Jam in Orlando this weekend. We could have hooked up. BETTER THAN THAT - the Kumquat Festival was this weekend!!!! Can't believe you missed it ;)
Glad you got to spend time with your family. I heart your mom and dad.
Love Ya - C
Posted by: Crystal at January 28, 2008 01:31 PM
I would totally drive a pencil car too!! Those pics reminded me of when my brother was little and I helped make his pinewood derby car. Thanks for the memories!!!
Eileen
Posted by: Eileen at January 28, 2008 01:53 PM
I have been playing "31" or Blitz, as it is also called, since I was little, and I am a bit -ahem- older than you. But we played with pennies. You're big time players. I see you were a pinewood derby virgin. Oh, baby. Been there, done that. My son just did his 5th or 6th derby. Luckily my husband didn't make me go. I did have a headache, you know - well sorta. Too much excitement and noise and all that. He won "best of show" with his Legocar.
The Becca of Erbecca looks a lot like the actress who played Marcia in the Brady movie and was also in Dodgeball, married to Ben Stiller.
Posted by: Janet at January 28, 2008 01:56 PM
(smiling and laughing and grinning) You. Go. Girl.
and Andrew? You. Da. Bomb.
(more smiling and grinning and laughing)
Posted by: Warrior Knitter at January 28, 2008 01:56 PM
Well, I could just squish that cute little Andrew in his cubby uniform. My nephews both raced their Pinewood Derby cars this weekend and it was a blast to see the creativity that comes from those little brains. Also the dads I think had a little something to do with it. Love the tooth bribery.
Posted by: Jennie at January 28, 2008 01:57 PM
Eric. Yum. "Erbecca"...love it.
In the last picture, the $10 bill is basically the same width as your nephew...or is it just the camera angle?
Posted by: aileen at January 28, 2008 02:01 PM
Oh, you're too funny!
He's lucky you lost at cards or he might have gotten quarters instead!
Glad you had a great time!
.
Posted by: The Other Ruth at January 28, 2008 02:02 PM
Your family is so dang cute!
Last year, my daughter's extremely loose front tooth held on for a full 8 weeks longer than it really should have, till she finally got sick to death of having to eat her food cut into tiny pieces and grabbed a Kleenex and hauled the thing out herself. The Tooth Fairy was so proud that she brought the kid a necklace-beading kit...but $10 from Aunt Laurie is probably totally excellent too! :)
Posted by: jules at January 28, 2008 02:18 PM
my family played 'Knock', and I think it's the same as 31- three cards and lots of quarters...I am a serial 'floater' after I lose my three- I simply love coming back to win after many hands of floating. we knew were grown up when we got to stay up during the holidays playing knock with the adults- ah the memories. thanks, I needed that. :-)
Posted by: knitty nay at January 28, 2008 02:24 PM
Off Topic:
Thanks, Laurie! I received my Daily Winner package in the mail this weekend (I'm...Me!...a winner!!) I nearly throttled both my boys when they made a move on the Cheetos. The thank-you note was a nice touch and it all made me feel as if you really had me in mind when signing everything. I'm very much enjoying the book, too! THANKS!
xo
Posted by: Laura in Mountain View at January 28, 2008 02:37 PM
Good times, good times. :-) Glad you got to take a trip and see your family -- I'll bet that was a nice break.
By the way, Windows Movie Maker is fairly user-friendly and can compress your movie file small enough to meet YouTube's limits....
Posted by: Mary in Virginia at January 28, 2008 02:44 PM
My daughter had to have most of her teeth pulled because they got a little loose and then the next came up next to it.
Then the dentist said "If it doesn't come out you will get more cavities!"
So she has to go the special room and money won't work!!
Posted by: Linda at January 28, 2008 02:44 PM
What a tooth fairy you are! I bet he remembers that for years and it becomes one of his BIG stories. The beach pictures don't look real...what a soft sandy color and misty blue. Sounds like a great week-end of luv.
Posted by: cecelia at January 28, 2008 02:44 PM
How about "Rebric" instead of Erbecca? Sounds like a crazy frog.
That pencil car reminded me of Richard Scarry books! (Very Busy People, etc)!
Posted by: cristan at January 28, 2008 03:04 PM
Really - what are aunts for? Bravo!
Posted by: cat at January 28, 2008 03:23 PM
perhaps Crazy Auntie from California with the Possibly Off-Colour Jokes but very definitely Not Crazy Six Y.O. Nephew in possession of the Lovely Ten Dollar Note.
Hillary, Obama and the weirdy Salt Lake Guy watch out! That kid is going places!!!
Posted by: trashalou at January 28, 2008 03:45 PM
Ah, sweet memories of the Pinewood Derby!
Flash may not be as important to find as Portrait. Love the portrait setting on my new camera! ;)
Posted by: Kathleen at January 28, 2008 03:51 PM
What an absolute doll that Cubbie Andrew is! I remember trying to get loose teeth out of our kids heads too... not fun. We didn't have a Crazy Auntie Tooth Fairy to help things along!
Posted by: Sue in western WA at January 28, 2008 03:56 PM
Your nephew is super cute in his little uniform!
My son had his derby to this weekend and also didn't win either. He didn't care though. He got a trophy and a certificate that read, "Most likely to peal out." That made him very happy. The kids really don't care one way or another if their car doesn't win. They have a blast just makin' the cars and racing them.
Posted by: Shea at January 28, 2008 04:49 PM
Good Job, Miss Auntie Bribey McBribeson! I heart your nephew -- what a cute fella! Glad you're well again and that you had an excellent time in Flory-da. ;)
Posted by: darcidoodle at January 28, 2008 04:55 PM
My family (well, my mom's side of the family) plays 31 as well, except for some odd reason we call it Scat. Don't know why. But for some reason winning quarters is really satisfying :)
Posted by: Lindsay at January 28, 2008 05:48 PM
I love the game 31! My family plays EVERYTIME we get together for birthdays, holidays, days that end in 'y'...whatever the occasion. We play w/ 3 dollars, plus your 'honor'. How do y'all play?
Posted by: uhavegot2bkidn at January 28, 2008 05:58 PM
We used to play 31 but I have completely forgotten how. Loved the derby car and the new smile.
Posted by: Karla at January 28, 2008 06:29 PM
Oh my gosh! Ruby in Paradise is one of my favorites too! Up to now, I've known absolutely *no one* who's even seen it!
Cute nephew. And rich, too. Can't beat that :).
Posted by: Kelly at January 28, 2008 07:15 PM
I wish my kids had an aunt like you! Their real aunts are all too serious to give them a big ole tenner for a tooth, but they'll miss having crazy relative stories to talk about when they get to college, whereas Andrew? Probably all set!
Posted by: Velma at January 28, 2008 07:25 PM
Puleez tell me/us how to play 31 becuz if I have to play another game of Pitch with my SO's family I think there will be bloodshed...I'm just sayin.
Glad you had a wonderful/memory-filled time in FL...we think it's been chilly here in S.FL...but I know we have it pretty darn good!! Come back soon, ya hear! K.
Posted by: gypsybaker at January 28, 2008 07:50 PM
Failed to mention the latest Family Game is called Pirate Dice...with accompanying parts, this game is enuf to wake the dead...and, if you're trying to sleep (as I was), you'd rather hear a baby crying (that was my other choice!) than listen to this game being played. Luckily for me, I travel with Advil PM!!! All I can say is AAAARRRR! K. P.S. So, 31 sound good!!!
Posted by: gypsybaker at January 28, 2008 08:02 PM
...umm, Dads totally do most of the work on those cars. The dads start out with the best of intentions ("let me show you how to use that power saw, electric sander, nail gun") and due to the kids very short attention spans, the dads sort of help alot and all the way to the end... we have 3 cars to prove it and those cars got better with each kid!
Glad you got away, even if you lost all the quarters and ten dollars to boot!
Posted by: Gretchen at January 28, 2008 08:24 PM
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Posted by: wendi at January 28, 2008 09:41 PM
Could that child be any cuter?! Geez. Excellent genes, by the way..... excellent.
Posted by: orangeblossoms at January 28, 2008 11:38 PM
Hehe, haven't been commenting here for a long time.
LOL, Crazy Aunt Laurie played the Tooth-Fairy.
Posted by: Elemmaciltur at January 29, 2008 03:48 AM
Just thought I would mention you can still upload your video to You Tube! I don't know if you have a Mac or PC, but on both there is a movie program. On Windows it's called Movie Maker. Import your movie, then save it to your computer. On the second screen, click on show more choices and 'Best Fit To File Size'. You can change the file size to 99mb. Voila! Upload that to Youtube. There are also a ton of videos on youtube about how to do this incase I'm not being clear, which is entirely possible as I have not had a full cup of coffee yet! Hope that helps!
Oh, and I have not noticed a loss in quality on the video, in case that is a concern.
Posted by: Julie at January 29, 2008 04:09 AM
Sounds like fun, and your whole family is cute.
Oh, and the packing thing? We have to talk. I took a very small (carry-on-able) duffle bag with me for a month in Scotland. Y'all need some help!
(of course then again I'm not particularly cute, and neither do I care about appearing to be so, but still ...)
Posted by: Rabbitch at January 29, 2008 04:31 AM
Andrew's parents should thank you. My boy had two stubborn molars that Would Not Come Out, so we did the dentist thing. Cost me $25 PER TOOTH to have them cut out by an oral surgeon. That broke the tooth fairy budget, let me tell you!
Posted by: Wendy at January 29, 2008 05:23 AM
I LOVE the game 31! No one I know outside my hometown (Nashville) has ever heard of it though - and I gave up years ago trying to find someone to join me in a pick up game. The kid is cute, btw.
Posted by: Freekycheek at January 29, 2008 06:12 AM
Your family is so cute. Do you think your parents would adopt me? Heck, even your brother. Then I could have a Crazy Aunt Laurie, too! (I just had a crazy Aunt Barb, and she wasn't so much fun. She said very mean things.)
Posted by: Carol at January 29, 2008 06:33 AM
You need to liberate yourself! No More Checked Baggage!!If I can go to Europe for a week with carry on only,(and NO I'm not a nudist) you can too. Just observing the looooong line of suffering humanity attempting to check their baggage makes me hyperventilate.
Posted by: laura at January 29, 2008 06:50 AM
I'm just sayin'...Brett is hot.
Posted by: Jennifer at January 29, 2008 06:57 AM
Oh, I miss playing 31! If it's the same game... Ace, face card, and 10 are the winning combination? I used to play penny, penny, penny with my grandmother...
Posted by: NoRegrets at January 29, 2008 08:32 AM
I'll read the other comments afters (if I don't write right away I'll forgit my Ancient Bubbeh Wisdsom and stuff). So I'm probably hangin' on the back of the already-crowdy bandwagon. Nevermind. YES, please, 31? Sounds more exciting that "dreidl", which is my only attempt at money-making with the family and they get real testy after February when I'm still wanting to play. ('Sides, if you get THAT song stuck in your head you're doomed, ask Faith). (Also 'sides, we play with M&Ms and Ben eats 'em all when he wins, so....uhnWHAT? Where was I?) Nevermind. Your family is uniformly ADORABLE, makes ME want to go to Florida and hug them all my own self! The beach looks beautiful, we don't have anything at ALL like that in Wisconsin (and HI MRS LAURIE'SMOM!). Andrew is just FAB, VERY smart indeed (tell me, that errant tooth is MISSING in the last picture, yes?) and boy have Pinewood Derby cars gotten classy since my brief interlude with 'em. (My sons weren't so much "Scout" types - I did my licks as a Drum Corps Mom). Laughed through the whole story, my dearling - and if you could see outside my window today you'd know what a gift it IS!
Posted by: Dale-Harriet in :shiver: WI at January 29, 2008 08:34 AM
Last year for my son's Pine Wood Derby Race, they had a vote for the scouts to choose the best looking car and the audience to choose best looking car. Richie won both! He got 2 huge trophies for it (larger than the one for 1st place winner) and he was so proud! Aren't they great when they are that happy!
Posted by: Michelle at January 29, 2008 08:43 AM
Sounds like you had a great time. :D I remember the Pine Wood Derby days and my son in that Cub Scout uniform. He's now one rank away from Eagle in Boy Scouts. Your family looks awesome.
Posted by: Sandy at January 29, 2008 10:12 AM
I am glad to see that you fulfilled your auntly duty! Although you probably could have gotten away with half that amount.
My six-year-old has five teeth all coming in at once, and the corresponding baby teeth are all at different levels of looseness ... and I'm way, way too squeamish to suggest pulling any of them for him!
Posted by: Anna-Liza at January 29, 2008 11:39 AM
Laurie, if you have Quick Time Pro you can downsize videos for online sharing. How I do it is to use the "export" feature, and choose "movie to quicktime movie" and under "use" drop down box you can choose various types - i.e. broadband medium, broadband low, etc. which will reduce the file size greatly.
Posted by: Terri at January 29, 2008 05:34 PM
wow I never noticed before but you and your brother eric could totally be twins!! I mean its uncanny!!
Posted by: Arnellies at January 29, 2008 08:29 PM
I love your blog. I had read it waaay back when you started and was recently reminded about your site when I found out about your CrazyAuntPurl book. I have to say that I abosolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE your sense of humor and the way you write. It's as if I'm sitting in your living room or playing cards with your family or living my life through your bad hair years. It's all great stuff!
Posted by: LeAnna at January 30, 2008 01:11 AM
Ruby in Paradise...what a wonderful movie. I would watch it often to get a sense of peace about my place in this world during my single years. Loved your book...your sense of humor is priceless.
Posted by: Heather at January 30, 2008 06:46 AM
miss aunt purl, your brother is hot!!!!
Posted by: Janice at January 30, 2008 09:25 AM







