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November 02, 2007
Knitters Gone Wild
Lest you think that knitters are a bunch of stodgy, buttoned up little ladies, may I present to you the following:
1) Bridget, who is a real bonafide rocket scientist, in a corset she made herself:

2) Ellen, a crochet and knit UFO (Unfinished Object and also, UFO...) along with Natalie, a Crochetlien:

3) My favorite costume of the night -- Monkeygurrl as The Dreat Pirate Swatch!

4) Some goober trying to be a yarn pimp getting cozy with Jenna as Nightmare on Elm Street's Freddy K:

5) And the most crazy costumes of the night -- so real! -- Sara and Richard came as "New Parents" and somehow found the cutest prop baby ever!

Last night was the annual Stitch 'n Bitch Halloween party, and since it fell on the day after Halloween it was also a Dia de Los Muertos party, and the costumes were amazing and the snacks were delicioso and a good time was had by all, including these two:

That's Jennifer and Laurel. Does Laurel look familiar? Perhaps that is because I first met her last month... in Katy, Texas at the Yarntopia event!!

That's Laurel and me in Katy, Texas.
Laurel happened to be in town visiting her sister Jennifer, who oddly enough lives about a mile from where I lived back when I was married. NUTTY. I had a ball talking to them and I hope they had fun at our Stitch 'n Bitch, Scary Edition. It's funny because usually I never dress up for these events, but for some reason I really wanted to be The Yarn Pimp this year (an inspired idea that came from a mimosa-drenched afternoon with Faith, Allison and Cory.) And I almost didn't even go last night because I am so tired these days and also, sometimes I am a weenie about going places, but I made myself promise this year (it was a New Year's Resolution) to stop cancelling on stuff, and to just go for one hour, or ten minutes, whichever comes first (because with me it's just that first moment, walking into a place, then I relax and have fun) and I am so happy I got over myself and went because we had fun and I even won one of the prizes in the costume voting!!! I about fell over!! Especially because the prize was AWESOME, a hand-made bag from the incredibly talented Crochetlien herself, Natalie, and filled with goodies from Ellen and A Mano yarn shop.

Faith, Monkey and moi, all weiners... I mean, winners!
It was a great night! I have a lot more I want to say about it, and all kinds of stories to tell you, and if there weren't this little thing called "real job" I would indeed fill your ears but I have to go and make up for being not at work and so until I get my head back attached to my body, check out the pictures which at this time are still uploading and have no captions, see "need to earn money for rent, be back on the internet fooling around soon enough." Also there I believe you will see many fine pictures of me making what I thought was a pimp face which apparently includes some weird fish-lips thing. Lord have mercy. I am so not cut out to be a pimp. My parents are likely happy at that news.
Have a great weekend! And watch out for the Dread Pirate Swatch!
Posted by laurie at November 2, 2007 11:24 AM
Comments
Nice pimp hat Laurie!
Posted by: Juliana at November 2, 2007 12:09 PM
Looks like so much fun! Glad you won, Miz Yarn Pimp!
Posted by: Mary in Boston at November 2, 2007 12:19 PM
You certainly make a better pimp than me!!! You kinda look like Britney spears in that last picture (that was a compliment, incase it was unclear!)
Let me rephrase- You look like Britney when she was cute!!
And I LURRRRRVE that bag!!!
Posted by: Nikki at November 2, 2007 12:20 PM
heeheh fun! But what I want to know... WHERE ARE THOSE AWESOME DIA DE LOS MUERTOS BAGS FROM? Sorry for the shouting but they are just so cool and I need at least one.
Posted by: Shannon at November 2, 2007 12:20 PM
Hee, hee. I'm so glad you made yourself go to the event of the season. If it makes you feel any better, I went through the SAME EXACT PROCESS.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at November 2, 2007 12:20 PM
Best Yarn Pimp costume I've ever seen. Well done.
Also, fun to see a picture of MonkeyGurrl. I'd love to see pics of all the commenters. Hey, a crazy idea just popped in my head...how about having a CAP convention???? Wouldn't that be so much fun?
Posted by: aileen at November 2, 2007 12:24 PM
LMAO !! Joo so funny !
Posted by: margaritavillian at November 2, 2007 12:26 PM
Still have no idea how to use my flickr. Also- no idea how i added contacts, and can't figure out how to add MORE contacts!
Posted by: Nikki at November 2, 2007 12:26 PM
ha ha thats funny great costumes!
Posted by: arnellie at November 2, 2007 12:28 PM
Hey, CAP - http://ellenbloom.blogspot.com has more pix if you're wanting to see them.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRg.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at November 2, 2007 12:28 PM
"Crochetlien"--what a cute idea! I didn't get it until I said it out loud! DUH. That's because I'm of the knitting persuasion.
Posted by: Kim at November 2, 2007 12:29 PM
hahah. knitting persuasion. that's good!
Posted by: Nikki at November 2, 2007 12:30 PM
fun pics - glad you got it together and went, I agree the hardest part is deciding to go and then walking in the door, then it is usually just fine.
Too darn bad the job is needed to stay out of the garden shack! Pretty soon you will be rich and famous instead of just famous(with us anyway!)
The kitties like your cute house, we will wait for you.
Posted by: Lisa at November 2, 2007 12:33 PM
I saw the pictures of you over at Ellen's website - too cute - you definitely deserved the prize -
What a fun group - I wish I lived closer to ya'll!
Posted by: Valerie at November 2, 2007 12:34 PM
fun! did your kitties dress up too?
Posted by: smokeyJoe at November 2, 2007 12:34 PM
So how does the wow authoress thing work with the real job? Did you just take a bunch of vacation time for your crazy media tour?
Posted by: Anonymous at November 2, 2007 12:36 PM
Y'all look like you are had a great time. Am I seeing correctly or is that a knit turkey hanging from the UFO's outfit? I have a thing about faux food. I looked on her blog but I didn't any mention of it. Any idea if there's a pattern out there?
Posted by: Sarah at November 2, 2007 12:43 PM
Oh, it was so much fun! I was going nuts trying to figure out who took the photo of me holding Sam and Viv - it was Laurel! No wonder I couldn't remember her name. She just seemed like one of us.
Posted by: Annika at November 2, 2007 12:50 PM
Laurie! Is that a wig, or did you color your hair brown? It looks awesome, whether it's real or faux. But, inquiring minds want to know!
(I never could resist a cheesy rhyme.)
Posted by: Beth at November 2, 2007 01:05 PM
Whoa. Bridget and I have never met and live in different time zones, but we work on the same NASA mission and apparently we're both Crazy Aunt Purl fans! *cue spooky internet coincidence music* Love your Yarn Pimp costume!
Posted by: Alex at November 2, 2007 01:05 PM
I find myself wondering what qualifies for spooky internet coincidence music...? :-)
Posted by: Nikki at November 2, 2007 01:12 PM
I really want to be your yarn whore! And...can you get the woman with the knit turkey to share that pattern??? It would be the perfect centerpiece for a vegetarian Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Laura at November 2, 2007 01:27 PM
Dude...security came?! Hurry up and caption those pics!
Posted by: mollysusie at November 2, 2007 01:40 PM
They are captioned. Yeah security came... the "police" dudes for the Farmer's Market hassling the knitters. Can a knitter get a break??? hehehehe
Then I made them pose with me because I am all about law enforcement.
Posted by: laurie at November 2, 2007 01:46 PM
Yarn Pimp! LOL!
Posted by: Andree at November 2, 2007 01:48 PM
Did you try the "eyeball" eggs?
Posted by: Andree at November 2, 2007 02:00 PM
I don't eat eggs... but they certainly looked scary!!
Posted by: laurie at November 2, 2007 02:03 PM
A yarn pimp? Or would that be a yarn pusher? Either way, I'm sure that look on your face is appropriate!
Posted by: janna at November 2, 2007 02:11 PM
Is that a crocheted chicken hanging off of that costume? I want one!
Posted by: Batty at November 2, 2007 02:12 PM
Stodgy? Buttoned up? MOI? Surely you jest.
It looks like a fabulous time. Please... NO! NO SINGING! (obscure movie reference #632)
Posted by: Lucia at November 2, 2007 02:14 PM
I went to a Hallowe'en party last weekend (alone, having had the same conversation with myself that you related here!). I went as Princess Grace, because (a) a good Southern girl oughta be able to rock a tiara, but particularly (b) it gave me a chance to wear my newly completed knitted stole!
Thanks for reminding me -- so many of us that we're not the only ones dealing with such Scary Things as "going to a party where we know everybody and know we're going to have a good time." I wish I knew WHY I find that scary, but there it is.
And it IS FUN once you get there!
Posted by: MaryB in Richmond at November 2, 2007 02:14 PM
Halloween is always so much fun...glad you had a good time. And its nice to see knitters have fun too!!
Posted by: JC Carvill at November 2, 2007 02:18 PM
Brilliant idea for Stitch N Bitch. Sounds like a blast.
Posted by: Debbie at November 2, 2007 02:47 PM
I have a quarter!
I'll take two of them there dime bags please.
Posted by: psychomom at November 2, 2007 03:11 PM
Omigod! We are the yarn bitches of Crazy Aunt Purl the Yarn Pimp. Who knew?
Posted by: trashalou at November 2, 2007 03:21 PM
I had already seen Ellen's pictures of the festivities before you posted these.
And a good time was had by all!
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Posted by: The Other Ruth at November 2, 2007 03:39 PM
Hey Aunty Lady! How do I get one of then C.A.P. buttons. I have to have something to keep me going until Christmas and I finally get to open the present from my sister.
Posted by: trashalou at November 2, 2007 03:41 PM
Boo-licious.
Posted by: BOSSY at November 2, 2007 04:00 PM
What pix of law enforcement? Is that a Flikr reference? What does that mean? Is there a link? A secret password?
Oh, yeah ... I'm all about the technology. *grin*
Posted by: MaryB in Richmond at November 2, 2007 04:30 PM
It's hard out there for a pimp.
Posted by: madeleine at November 2, 2007 04:35 PM
That looks like so much fun! I also love the knit chicken. It just makes me happy.
Posted by: suetreiber at November 2, 2007 04:53 PM
Your book arrived yesterday. We had a guest and I still managed to read it all before hitting the hay. I really enjoyed it - thank you so much for putting it out there!
Posted by: Melissa at November 2, 2007 05:03 PM
Don't know about the knit chicken but there is a pattern out there in the internet ether for a chicken Viking hat. It's kid-size, unfortuantely. http://alohamedia.net/sarah/hats/chicken-viking/
Love how Freddy Kruger is wearing a knitted sweater. Thematic! And we are indeed your yarn bitches. But that Allison is definitely a yarn pusher; does that make her a yarn pimp as well?
Posted by: Sue F. at November 2, 2007 05:07 PM
Okay, don't mean to be a pattern pimp (and CAP, feel free to delete this if you think it's inappropriate), but the chicken everyone is in love with comes from another of the WeHo SnB'ers, Lady Linoleum. It's called Turkeyzilla (or some such thing), and it's on the sidebar (or, for Bridget, the side BARRE!) http://monstercrochet.blogspot.com
Arrrrrrrrrg!!!
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at November 2, 2007 05:12 PM
Laurie, You should perhaps ask your parents if Laurel is your long-lost real sister. You look so much alike.
Laurel, Laurie, Laurel, Laurie...
I think your mom gave birth to her first, then when you came along they had to let her go because your names and faces were too similar and role call just got too confusing.
Posted by: Not Erin at November 2, 2007 08:20 PM
A Mano! Where my DH bought me the Wonder Skein! (He came back from that trip and asked, "How much does yarn cost?" I stumbled upon the receipt months later and discovered he had paid almost $50 for a skein of handspun.)
Posted by: Beth in WI at November 3, 2007 07:34 PM







