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August 20, 2007

Knitting? On a Monday? In the summertime? Are you insane?

Apparently, yes. I am insane.

I am SO GLAD I brought my knitting bag on the bus this morning. Traffic was at less than a crawl, in some places I was certain we were moving backwards. In Los Angeles when you see helicopters hovering over the 101 at rush hour, you can safely assume you have a lot of time for becoming one with the bus seat ... and for knitting up a scarf!

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This is one of my favorite Patons yarns, Patons Rumor. It's very soft and comes in funky twisted-together colors and did I mention it is very, very soft? The label says it is 84% Acrylic, 15% Alpaca and 1% Polyester. The only downside to this yarn is that you need a lint roller from head to toe after you knit with it, I felt like I'd just rolled around in a pile of long-haired Himalayan cats when I got off the bus. Hello, work! I am very professional... and hairy!

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Main color "Spanish Heather" with contrast stripes in "Duberry Heather."

This is a very simple, very wide rib stitch. Cast on 26 stitches, knit 2, purl 6 all the way across (and end with knit 2). Then on the flipside you do... the flip-side: purl 2, knit 6 all the way across, end on purl 2. It created the illusion of mostly stockinette without the extreme rolling you get with stockinette stich. It does roll, don't get me wrong, but not into a full tube o' scarf.

Oh, and since I am a SupaTight Knitter™ I'm knitting this scarf on size 11 needles, but you might be normal and only need a size 10. or 9. Whatever!

The most awesome part of the scarf is the striping. If you read The DaVinci Code you might remember where one of the characters mentions the mystical balanced mathematical concept behind the world's great art. It had something to do with blah blah blah. Anyway, I had Drew explain it to me and I'm following the pattern for striping this scarf and it's turning out awesome. Of course, I've gotten to a place where I have begun to improvise (Lord why can't I follow even a pattern that I wanted to follow? why?) I guess I got bored somewhere around Sunset Blvd. and started fiddling with it. I think it will turn out OK, though. Once I'm all done with this scarf I'll post a whole pattern and Drew's super-stripey explanation.

In other news, my new assistant has vanished. I am blaming his disappearance on another equally be-tied coworker:

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Mondays!

Posted by laurie at August 20, 2007 05:47 AM

Comments

if you squint your eyes, you can almost see his face.

Posted by: smokeyJoe at August 20, 2007 10:10 AM

Love the scarf. I assume the bus is air conditioned.

Posted by: Carmen at August 20, 2007 10:10 AM

Fibonacci?? Is that what you're talking about?? It involves MATH, which I never do, ever. Too scary!!

What a beautiful scarf! I love the pattern and color!

How did the weekend cleaning adecorating go?? I did absolutely nothing even though I had a lot of plans. In fact, it's 1:15pm here in the East and I am still in my pajamas. Don't tell anyone, okay??

Posted by: Liz R at August 20, 2007 10:15 AM

Love your explanation of the DaVinci Code...that's sort of how I feel about it. :)

Your scarf is fantastic! I've never heard of Patons Rumor - I'll have to look for it. Sounds yummy.

Also, I wanted to let you know the books arrived Saturday (I have Mail Paranoia and am always afraid that the thing I sent, or am waiting for, will be lost in some kind of vortex - but fear not, your package did not fall into the vortex!). Thank you!

Posted by: jules at August 20, 2007 10:16 AM

Yeah I think it may be Fibonacci, I saw a big episode about it on Knitty Gritty.

Posted by: Linda at August 20, 2007 10:17 AM

Jules, glad you got them! As usual, I was late to the post office but I am glad they did arrive :)

Liz -- My weekend of home improvement was awesome and EXHAUSTING. I have to recover before I can post pictures about it!!!

Posted by: laurie at August 20, 2007 10:21 AM

Somebody looks like he is really happy to see you.

Love the striping (or stripping).

Somebody help, I'm stuck with knitter's (and life) block!

Posted by: psychomom at August 20, 2007 10:25 AM

Holy Cow! It actually happened, the zukes did away with a human to take their rightful place in society? We'll have to be careful from now on, they might try to ban deep fried veggies!

Posted by: Amy in StL at August 20, 2007 10:27 AM

Kinda sorta squinting my eyes - cute white guy in tie. Yummy. I miss working in an office!!

Posted by: Fianna at August 20, 2007 10:30 AM

Uh-oh.... your assistant transferred without filling out the proper paperwork! Awesome scarf, though. I wish I could knit during my commute, but it's hard to knit and drive at the same time. *siiiiigh*

Posted by: Nette at August 20, 2007 10:37 AM

Lovely scarf! If you put an extra skinny rib near the edge it will roll even less -- do a k1, p1 before and after the p2, for example. Not that you asked.

Is it hot there? It's quite cool here, for August, anyway, only about 70 today. Now and then a New England August sizzle fizzles halfway through or so, and we get an early start on autumn. Since our house doesn't have air conditioning, I don't actually mind.

Posted by: Lucia at August 20, 2007 10:39 AM

The other day in Michaels I came across a new Bernat Alpaca.. yum! http://hookedonstring.wordpress.com/2007/07/24/bernat-alpaca/ If you like Rumor, you should definitely check this out.. the colors are a little limited, but it's SOOOO soft. And if definitely sheds, but I heard that stops after it's knit and blocked.

Posted by: e. at August 20, 2007 10:39 AM

Rumor is a great yarn for anything you want to machine wash--I made a blankie for my cat Fred out of the red/black colorway and he adores it...I can tell by the way he lovingly kneads it every night, sleeps on it even in the summer. Washes and dries very nicely with no shrinkage, but those long white alpaca hairs can be tiresome.

Posted by: christa at August 20, 2007 10:44 AM

Pretty scarf.

Math always = blah, blah, blah.

Co-worker looks like he might be handsome. Can't really tell though.

Posted by: Dorothy at August 20, 2007 10:47 AM

Was it just me, or was that picture rather erotic? Just me? OK. I'm jealous. I work in an office of overweight, rumbled, sixty year old men. Sigh...............

The scarf is lovely too!

Posted by: Beth in Ohio at August 20, 2007 10:49 AM

Cannibalization in the office?!! Definately a write-up offense.

Posted by: Jackie at August 20, 2007 11:01 AM

Beth, I rather liked the pic, too! ;)

And the scarf, very pretty scarf!

Posted by: Leeny at August 20, 2007 11:03 AM

That zucchini is even bigger than I thought. Whoa.

Mostly I just wanted to let you know that, thanks to you, I have informed my husband which photos he should use in any "missing" posters or obituaries. And thank goodness we have now discussed it because the pictures he would have used otherwise were NOT good.

Posted by: -R- at August 20, 2007 11:04 AM

amazing how cute that zuchinni looks in a tie....

Posted by: Laurie (too) at August 20, 2007 11:20 AM

I'm going to have to try that pattern! I'm a beginning (very beginning) knitter and need to practice so that I can get my tension right and get in the knitting groove (I'm a crocheter mostly, so this two stick thing is sometimes difficult for me). But I do like that subtle ribbing. And I know those stitches! :)

Posted by: Tracie at August 20, 2007 11:23 AM

You mathed your stripe pattern?

Awe.

Posted by: Marin at August 20, 2007 11:23 AM

Excuse me - is he HOT?! Because LOOKS HOT!! (The co-worker, not the zuc, so much). Sometimes I miss the formality of DownTown. White Guys In Ties INDEED!!

Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at August 20, 2007 11:26 AM

Oh My, Co-Worker is HOT!

Posted by: Hannah at August 20, 2007 11:29 AM

Any cute guys, ties or not... oh the lack of cute menz here! You know I'm bad off, 'cause the Gadzuke is starting to look date-worthy...

Love the scarf!! Important question: Does Rumors shed after it's been washed? 'Cause my second son needs a washable scarf, and this is looking good to me...

Posted by: Lyda at August 20, 2007 11:36 AM

I'm dying to know what happened on the 101 this morning because I get on at Sunset and it was clear sailing as far as the eye could see. However, the northbound lane was backed up for miles. I made it to work in 12 minutes--12!!! Un-freakin'-believable. Sorry you got stuck, but yeah for having something to do.

Posted by: Laurie Ann at August 20, 2007 11:48 AM

wow. your office is so fancy pants. even your zucchinis are better dressed than we are around here. (we have a guy here who wears athletic shorts with old t-shirts and flip flops. eww)

Posted by: maryse at August 20, 2007 11:52 AM

Are you suggesting that written inside the weaves of this scarf are the answers to all the questions of the universe? And this was accomplished on the 101 Freeway on a city bus?

Posted by: Neil at August 20, 2007 11:54 AM

I love love love that yarn. I love that Spanish Heather colourway best. I've made two scarves out of it, and love both of them. If I won the lottery, I would make a hugemongous afghan of it.

Posted by: Jen at August 20, 2007 12:07 PM

I am not a knitter, but I love your blog. So fun to read and always makes me smile. Your coworker is a brave fellow to hold such a ginormous zuchini—obviously secure with his manhood (or at least he is today!).

Posted by: LW at August 20, 2007 12:10 PM

Is it just me or is your co-worker a cutie patootie???

Posted by: Dena at August 20, 2007 12:15 PM

Hiya Laurie:

Happy Monday! I have a request: would you post progress on Evan when you can? I hope everything goes well for him (think I need to buy some yarn now from Supercrafty...hmmm!)

gracias muchacha!

Posted by: zina at August 20, 2007 12:16 PM

Yummy, cute guy is crisp white shirt with tan! Nice hands too...

Posted by: Mitchypoo at August 20, 2007 12:19 PM

Purty scarf. This will be a great pattern to follow (esp. w/ Lucia's suggestion about the skinny ribs on the sides) now that I've decided to break my "As God is my witness, I will knit anything but scarves" vow.

Posted by: Jill of the 7 cats at August 20, 2007 12:38 PM

forget the crisp white shirt and tie - maybe this is a man who enjoys his veggies! and maybe even cooks!!

Don't get me wrong - "Women go crazy for a sharp dressed man..." But women ALSO go crazy for a man who knows his way around a kitchen, or garden.

I swear - I was completely WOOED by my ex with his mad gardening skills. He would pick zucchini (and summer squash and peppers) fresh from his garden, then stir fry it over rice/pasta for me.
I'm not a fan of zucchini, but I ate every bite and was hooked. Darn zucchini - tricked me again!

Posted by: Julianne at August 20, 2007 12:42 PM

cowabonga, dude! That Zuke is big enough to be named Zeke and the Zeke holder?? Sizzling - even with a blurry face!

I'm with Nette - hard to knit on the commute when driving. I content myself with audio books so I can use my reading time at home for knitting :)

Posted by: Leslie in Mass at August 20, 2007 12:42 PM

Laurie Ann: A man was killed this morning in a traffic accident on the southbound 101 Freeway in the Cahuenga Pass, authorities said. The man died at the scene of the crash, which occurred about 6:30 a.m. north of Mulholland Drive

Posted by: Keiko at August 20, 2007 12:43 PM

Your blog is enough to make me want to take up knitting again. Even down here in Savannah where it's been around 100° for weeks. Lovely scarf.

Posted by: Marion in Savannah at August 20, 2007 01:34 PM

Striping yarn has always been magic to me :) Lovely scarves!

Posted by: karenology at August 20, 2007 01:39 PM

Eeek! Scary Pixelated Co-Worker! Teehee, nice of you to protect the innocent.
Seriously though, cute scarf! When I knit with shedding yarn, I feel like I should wear a suit of tape.

Posted by: Heather at August 20, 2007 01:42 PM

You gotta love a man holding a big zucchini.

Posted by: Jann at August 20, 2007 02:12 PM

Love the colors on your scarf!

Posted by: Feathers a/k/a Thriftin' Gal at August 20, 2007 02:28 PM

I heard about your blog & just keep LOL. You rock GF : )

Posted by: Lelia at August 20, 2007 02:35 PM

I think we as a society should dress up veggies more often. That zucchini looks smart in the tie.

Posted by: Red at August 20, 2007 02:38 PM

Maybe- I should use math when I knit? Maybe that would solve the 'mystery' of.. do I have enough yarn or not? Nah, probably not.. since, I don't ever use the recommended yarn.. maybe I like to live on the edge... (ok, it's the EDGE OF DO I HAVE ENOUGH YARN TO KNIT THIS THING when the label only gives weight and not yardage.)

I'm sure that there's some way to figure out the yardage... when not given.. but, something like that sounds like it would involve involking the use of MATH..

Math is useful- but, *looking over my shoulder* I have a math phobia... and I use up all my math ability/interest just in daily life.

Sigh..I feel so much better confessing that outloud. Quickly snapping my tape measure back into it's case.

Posted by: Jeannie in Korea (for now) at August 20, 2007 02:52 PM

Pretty scarf! The men in my office are all either: a)rapidly approaching 60 b) overweight c) bald or going bald d)seriously deficient in social skills e) unable to put the toilet seat down in the unisex bathroom [eeewwww!!!] or f) all of the above.

Very jealous of your pixelated, apparently cute, hottie in a tie. With a waist. Very jealous indeed.

Posted by: Lisa at August 20, 2007 03:08 PM

This just cracks me up *SupaTight Knitter™*

Posted by: sharon at August 20, 2007 03:16 PM

I tried a fibonacci striped scarf once--it didn't end well. Come to think of it, it didn't end at all, I think it's still on the needles in a ziplock bag somewhere, waiting for Tom Hanks to find it and set it free. I hope you fare better with yours!

Posted by: Paula at August 20, 2007 03:33 PM

Laurie, I took an entrelac knitting class last weekend. We were told to bring a size 6 needle. When I cast on and followed the directions the teacher gave, my piece was half the size of everyone else's. So, apparently I am a *SupaTight Knitter* also and did not ever realize it. LOL. Very simple cure, just as you said, use a larger needle :).

Posted by: Teresa (NC) at August 20, 2007 04:00 PM

Oh and I LOVE the scarf. Patons Rumor..yum.

Posted by: Teresa (NC) at August 20, 2007 04:01 PM

your scarf is very lovely
I think you need to plan a trip to cooler climes to wear it.
May I suggest Michigan??
(totally not self- serving at all)

Posted by: suetreiber at August 20, 2007 05:01 PM

Yeah!!
Lovely assistant holding the zuke for ya!
I know about getting inot the knitting groove....Went to a "Fiber Fest" in Michigan this past weekend......I'm all jacked up!!!!!!!!

Posted by: schnoobie at August 20, 2007 05:03 PM

Love the scarf. It is so pretty.

Looks like they are still trying to take over. Get out the frying pan.

Posted by: Tonia at August 20, 2007 06:25 PM

Duuuuuuuuuude, he looks HAWT!!! And no wedding ring. HELLO! Hook it UP!

Posted by: Valerie at August 20, 2007 06:46 PM

Seriously, you need to enter that zuke in a state or county fair. I bet you could get some sort of ribbon for that.

Posted by: Melissa at August 20, 2007 07:07 PM

Are you going to tell your coworker about all the invisble peeps that are now lusting after his zucchini holding skillz? He is dressed nicely. They don't dress like that in Austin much, that's for sure.

Posted by: Elizabeth K at August 20, 2007 07:55 PM

Why do I think of your office as very much like the one in the dearly-departed Showtime series "Dead Like Me"?

Posted by: Anonymous at August 20, 2007 08:29 PM

All I can say is: "Dayuuuuum" (Southern for "Damn !"). What a hottie ! Now I feel all 'pixilated' too !

http://www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/p/p0340300.html

Dish, girlfriend ! Oh, and make sure you tell him he has a fan club. Not that I'd travel all the way to Cali just to meet him. I'm just sayin'...

Cheers !
(and Dayuuuuum !!)

Posted by: margaritavillian at August 20, 2007 09:12 PM

Love that yarn too! And in combination with my 3 kitties, I need more than a lint roller! Have knitted a couple scarves this summer with the Patons Rumor. Also working with the Debbie Bliss Cashmerino Superchunky---knits a wonderful scarf (if you can find it cheap). Happy knitting!

Posted by: Melissa at August 21, 2007 06:15 AM

Someone STOLE the zuke? Sheesh!

Posted by: Kristen at August 21, 2007 08:57 AM

Your Mondays are way more ambitious than Bossy's.

Posted by: BOSSY at August 21, 2007 09:21 AM

This is just why I love you. You start with your 'this is just a plain ole scarf' (though it it not, I like it very much) and you jolt us at the end with this office cutie heralding a large zuke! My mind is a warble, now!

Posted by: farm-witch at August 21, 2007 10:33 AM

Very nice! Pixel-Faced Man has lovely, big shoulders.

Posted by: Andree at August 21, 2007 11:06 AM

Looks like part of your SupaTight supaskills come from the twist in your stitches. This would come in very handy for the ribbing on socks.

My natural knitting style twists too. When I don't want to twist I have to make a supaconscious effort to wrap the other direction.

Posted by: Brenda at August 21, 2007 11:08 AM

Love the scarf!! How many scarves do you own now? (just curious). I've been knitting through the summer, too - which is very odd for me! But, my friends continue to procreate and their babies need blankets, dammit!

Posted by: guinness girl at August 21, 2007 11:18 AM

Hey!! You're not the only one. I started knitting yesterday too... Maggie's, my chihuahua mutt, I restarted her soon to be sweater,which I'm suspicious that it will fit tight 'cause she keeps gaining weight!

Posted by: Gladys at August 21, 2007 01:44 PM

Laurie, you get some of the strangest spam.

Is that a zuke that guy is holding or is he just happy to see me?
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Posted by: The Other Ruth at August 22, 2007 10:35 AM