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August 31, 2007

August 31! No way, Jose!

When I was at Faith's house last weekend I made sure to visit her garden in the backyard. She's growing a pumpkin! It's quite large and orange. So I called her yesterday, very excited:

Me: Hey guess what! I figured out how we can calculate the mathematical circumference of your awesome pumpkin!

Faith: Oh, that's so cool. How?

Me: We'll have to use Pumpkin Pi!

(I could not contain myself. I laugh at my own jokes.)

Faith: Is this because you're orange?

Me: According to Laurie Ann, I'm the California DMV's first blonde Oompa Loompa!

Faith: Indeed!

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Happy Labor Day weekend. Do not labor. Also, please avoid driving on the 101 today so some people in red Jeeps will have less traffic. Thanks, man!

See you Tuesday!


Posted by laurie at August 31, 2007 6:26 AM