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March 16, 2007

The Blanket of Awesomeness Dubutante Ball

On Wednesday I left work early so I could drive down to the REAL O.C. and hang with Grandma and her retirement community's "Stitch 'n Giggle" group.

When I first started knitting, Grandma told me about the monthly Stitch 'n Giggle, which I could only assume was the less complainy version of Stitch 'n Bitch.

"So you attend these meetings?" I asked her.

"All the time!" she said.

"But Grandma, uh, you don't crochet or knit. You don't...um... stitch. Do you?"

"Oh, no," she said firmly. "I bring the Giggle."

And of course with her new Internet Blanket, she has been dying to tell everyone at Stitch 'n Giggle about it (anytime someone walks by she calls their name and then they come over and she shows it to them, it's the sweetest thing) and so I went down to hang out and stitch and giggle. And, truth be told, I wanted that good feeling to last, that feeling of seeing Grandma at the center of attention, seeing something so good and happy for folks to oooh and aahhh over. Seeing her light up.

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Grandma watching intently as the gals peruse the scrapbook. Notice Fine Photographer here took only the Grandma angle.


And my mom came, too, and I attempted to take self portraits of the two of us but each of them looked like this:

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Fine Photographer strikes again.


And, in keeping with the trend of "chicken with head cut off" I totally forgot to pack my knitting bag that morning when I left my house and also, what the HECK was going on with my hair (which you cannot see in the pic but imagine if you will a weird fly-away trying to escape) but it was fun and I did not stitch -- or bitch -- once but I giggled a whole lot.

And everyone LOVED the blanket! The ladies of Stitch 'n Giggle oohed and aahed over every quare and loved the postcards from all of ya'll. It was such a big hit, and it did get everyone to talking about the kindness we receive in life from strangers, a goodness we almost never expect.

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This is Anne.


In fact, Anne told me about her daughter-in-law Vicki, who is struggling right now with cancer, and how Vicki received a package one day from a group called Heartmade Blessings. "My daughter in law was so surprised and awed that a group of total strangers would care enough to make her something so thoughtful and beautiful," said Anne.

She even brought me a copy of the letter that Heartmade Blessings attached to the afghan for her daughter-in-law:

Dear Vicki, A comfort afghan was requested on your behalf by Sheila (lastname omitted).

There are times in our lives when you need a friend, some love, some hope, some comfort, some reassuring support. We know you are going through one of those times right now.

This Comfort Afghan is our way of giving you a special hug from all of us at Heartmade Blessings. It is our hope that you will find comfort in knowing that you have folks who are thinking of you, praying for you, and reaching out to you.

When you wrap yourself in this Comfort Afghan, we hope you will feel the love that was put into each stitch like a hug from a dear friend. May this afghan give you warmth, catch your tears, remind you that others care, and may it give comfort when needed.

Cheryl-Beth Proper
Heartmade Blessings

And ya'll know I was all "Excuse me please for a moment while I go over here very close to the cookies and try not to blubber."

But then there was no time at all for blubbering, because Shirley piped up and I tell you what. I may need to attend these Stitch 'n Giggle events on a regular basis.

The ladies were talking about the upcoming St. Patrick's Day dinner at the community. And how Shirley had been receiving many calls about the dinner selection, called "Chicken Romantico."

"They keep calling and asking what the heck is chicken romantico," she told me. "So I just started telling 'em it was chicken with Viagra sauce."

And even before I could stop from falling out of my chair already, she continued with her story.

"So my husband and I are sitting there one day and the television has those ads, you know, the ones that say 'If you experience this condition for four hours...' and my husband turns to me and says, honey, if I ever have that condition for four hours would you call the doctor?"

She paused.

"I told him hell yes, I'd call the doctor! I'D CALL EVERYONE I KNOW!"


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Hello, ladies of Stitch 'n Giggle. I'LL BE BACK!

Posted by laurie at March 16, 2007 11:30 AM

Comments

i can't be first... can I?

Posted by: Angel at March 16, 2007 11:36 AM

The one thing better than donating a knitted square to this project is having appreciation for the work expressed over it!

And Grandma Purl's group would fit in perfectly to my local SnB - y'all are welcome anytime =)

Posted by: roggey at March 16, 2007 11:38 AM

That letter that was attached to the blanket from Heartmade Blessing was a REAL tearjerker! What a sweet thing they are doing for people. I will look into that project.

Farmgirlnow

Posted by: farmgirlnow at March 16, 2007 11:38 AM

Okay so I was first... wow. On to my real comment- Laurie I am so glad your Grandma enjoyed her blanket, and that you had fun at the Stitch 'n Giggle (actually it sounds totally right up your alley) and hey- where did your grandma get that neat little walker basket? My mom is handicapped and uses a walker and I've been looking for something like that for her....

Posted by: Angel at March 16, 2007 11:39 AM

Angel, she said she got it at the 99cent store (her favorite!!) and then I think my uncle fitted the metal rings on it. Someone ought to make those and go into business!

Posted by: laurie at March 16, 2007 11:42 AM

What a wonderful group of ladies, you should definitely go back again and again!

Posted by: Jennifer at March 16, 2007 11:46 AM

Hee-hee. Stitch and Giggle. Sounds pretty much like what we do - WHEN I CAN GET THERE. Sheesh. And when I do, and when YOU do, YOU definitely "bring the giggle"!!! :) Apple. Tree. Y'know.

Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 16, 2007 11:50 AM

The note that came with the afghan just seems so right. I can't imagine being faced with something like that. Life just goes on merrily while you are in turmoil. You could have all the friends, sisters, mothers, spouses, around you with support, then there are those times when you want to be alone and have that afghan to ' catch your tears. ' I had the best night after reading your post. I enjoyed my husband and children and reminded myself of all that is good and right in my life. Thank you so much... Oh yeah, you have your mothers smile!!!

Posted by: Monica at March 16, 2007 11:50 AM

The phrase "Viagra sauce" is so fabulous, I will no doubt be muttering it under my breath and chuckling all weekend.

Posted by: Velma at March 16, 2007 11:51 AM

you know, you (not *YOU*, but the universal you) could learn a lot of awesome stitchin' stuff from those gals. i myself am self-taught, and haven't found too many people in Houston to knit with so i can kind of have an S'n'B group for inspiration/competition. i bet they made some beautiful pieces. i guess i'm the only person who now wants to actively seek a Stitch 'n Giggle at old-folks homes.....

and the 'pill'... one time my parents started laughing and giggling about their 'Weekender,' and i immediately started screaming and gagging. i may be in my early late-twenties, but i DO NOT have to be mature after hearing about my parents' sex life >:p

BTW, good luck to Grandma Purl, and she and the blanket are beautiful ;D

Posted by: Jessi at March 16, 2007 11:54 AM

"I told him hell yes, I'd call the doctor! I'D CALL EVERYONE I KNOW!"

I cannot stop laughing even long enough to comment.

Posted by: erin at March 16, 2007 11:55 AM

Oh y'all! Stitch 'n Giggle! I love it.

Laurie, I was wondering about the scrapbook: does it contain all the postcards that came in with squares? Or only the postcards that came in with the squares in Grandma's awesome blanket?

Posted by: Anonymous at March 16, 2007 12:05 PM

Oh, hey, that Anonymous at 12:05 was supposed to be me. I thought I signed in. My computer sez I didn't, but I think it is lying. :) Oh well, here I am again. Hi!

Posted by: Julie at March 16, 2007 12:08 PM

The scrapbook contains ALL the postcards and pictures of ALL the squares! It is truly a beautiful gift, and it really does make folks speechless. Saw it with my own eyes ;)

Posted by: laurie at March 16, 2007 12:10 PM

Then my message back was for you, Julie, not for Anonymous! LOL

Posted by: laurie at March 16, 2007 12:10 PM

cool.

very cool. laurie, as much as you like to humourize your family, its clear that you have something tres special.

me too. Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: Suzi in NC at March 16, 2007 12:18 PM

Oh - and pictures of all the squares! That IS an awesome scrapbook! I was just wondering because I don't think my square made it into Grandma Purl's Blanket of Awesomeness (it will be in a Blanket of Awesomeness Yet to Come! Hurray!), and I wondered if she got my postcard, or if the recipient of BoAYtC would get it. :)

Posted by: Julie at March 16, 2007 12:20 PM

Oh Lord, I hope I'm that much fun when I'm my Grandma's age. Can't stop giggling...

Posted by: Pyewacket at March 16, 2007 12:22 PM

Two crying bloginations in a row... a new world record... sheesh...

When my brother had a car pull out in front of him while he was riding his mo-bike, and couldn't walk for a couple of months unsupported, we decorated his walker with a beer can holder and some Texas longhorns.

And I don't think he's ever been in Texas in his life.

I have picture proof... LOL

Posted by: The Other Ruth at March 16, 2007 12:25 PM

laurie,

I don't stich or knit but I do LOVE to laugh...I would attend the SnB or the SnG anyday!!!!

Does anyone know of something like that in the Orlando area of Florida?

Posted by: Yoanncy at March 16, 2007 12:30 PM

That is a great group of women your grandma hangs out with. :)

Posted by: Julie at March 16, 2007 12:34 PM

Why is it that slightly risque jokes told by little old ladies in walkers are tons funnier than the blatantly dirty ones told by my peers? I think it's the surprise factor. One never suspects a little old lady of 'naughty' thoughts but my friends? Well, a *clean* joke is the suprise!

Posted by: LaDonna at March 16, 2007 12:36 PM

That is such a wonderful gift, and those ladies! What a hoot!!!

Posted by: elizabeth at March 16, 2007 12:43 PM

Lori, have you given any thought to changing careers? You never seem to say anytig good about your current job...but damn, you seem to derive so much joy from hanging out with these ladies. I see you as a wellspring of happiness and comfort, just waiting to bust out into wacky dance moves, purposefully crazy hair-jinks and knitting encouragment...all for the sake of others.

Maybe it is time to get out from that desk and start living for your delightful goofiness?

Posted by: Anonymous at March 16, 2007 12:44 PM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7230038@N05/423347566/

In case you anyone wanted to see my brother's walker...

Posted by: The Other Ruth at March 16, 2007 12:45 PM

Sorry, the above career posting was mine.

Posted by: Ariel at March 16, 2007 12:46 PM

These posts about Grandma Purl's blanket have absolutely made my day (or I guess that should be days).

Those ladies remind me so much of my grandmother---she loved a dirty joke, but not too dirty, you know. Ones just like the Viagra joke.

Okay, going to go have a little boo-hoo now!

Posted by: Monica at March 16, 2007 12:47 PM

A stitch 'n giggle sounds like the best darn party ever!! I bet those ladies have a whole lot of stitch wisdom to share.

Posted by: Kristin at March 16, 2007 12:50 PM

Oh Laurie! Can I come and live with you and visit your granma and the SnG girls and have all the lovliness you seem to be in all the time? I love cats, I can cook and I crochet and I always giggle in my wine and sometimes I eat my hair too.
Oh and I'm southern too - well south Texas, ok far west Texas but it's close enough. :)

Posted by: Julie at March 16, 2007 12:57 PM

Well, truth be told, we do a whole lot more giggling and guffawing than bitching at the ol' WeHo SnB. However, the conversation is rarely as tame as Viagra jokes.
Now when are we going to the Wizard of Bras? My girls need more support.

Posted by: Laurie Ann at March 16, 2007 01:00 PM

Ariel, I don't mention my current job much because I don't want to violate the privacy of my employer -- I love my job and don't want to be escorted out by security LOL.

But it is true that I have so much fun hanging out with the retirees, I love older women especially because they remind me all the time that life is short, love it while you got it, do the best you can and enjoy your life. They make me feel alive, because they take more pleasure out of just living than most folks I know.

So who know what the future holds! :-)

And Laurie Ann we must take a trip soon, I also need support... my folks leave in a few weeks and I'll have more free time then. And hi everyone!!!

Posted by: laurie at March 16, 2007 01:23 PM

I am going to start bringing the giggle.
That may possibly be the best thing I have ever heard.
I love your Grandma!

Posted by: suetreiber at March 16, 2007 01:42 PM

I have to tell you how much your last two posts have just made my day(s) which otherwise have been not been all that great. Your grandma is just fabulous, she reminds me so much of my grandma who died about ten years ago and who I miss all the time.

BTW, whenever I hear one of those commercials I just wait for them to get to the "four-hour condition" part - it cracks me up every time! (unless my dad is in the room, of course, then I just have to pretend I didn't hear it).

Posted by: Jennie at March 16, 2007 01:46 PM

Oh, man. Now I want to go to a Stitch 'n Giggle. Do you suppose your grandma's place lets random outsiders in? If we promise to behave?

Posted by: Amanda at March 16, 2007 02:26 PM

Dang, your grandma has a much more active social life than I do.

It is nice to know there are people out there who are doing such kind things for people. Sniff. Need.Tissues.Now.

Posted by: Debbie at March 16, 2007 02:35 PM

Hey, there, Ms. Fine Photographer! You obviously just wanted to show the world what gorgeous smiles you and your mother have. ;)

Posted by: Kristen at March 16, 2007 02:48 PM

Goodness, I need to get me to a Stitch 'n Giggle, and quickly, between this post and the last one, you've got me crying the big ugly tears all over the place.

And Grandma, so freakin cute. Can I adopt her?

Posted by: Christine at March 16, 2007 02:49 PM

What precious pictures of your grandma! I just love her! And I don't even know her. I never had much of a chance to get close to my grandparents. Hm, that viagra sauce sounds like something to play around in, not eat. Or maybe that, too, depending on what you do with it. Or maybe I better stop right now before this gets too R-rated! ;)

I am so excited to see the blanket with your grandma! What fun that she brings the "giggle" to the SnG's, teehee!

OtherRuth, I saw that photo of your brother's walker, that's hilarious!

Posted by: Leeny at March 16, 2007 03:09 PM

Definitely a hoot.

Posted by: BOSSY at March 16, 2007 03:12 PM

I love the ending in the post...she would call everyone knows!!! Too funny!! Knitting and giggling are two things that just go together. I have never been to a SnB that was not full of laughter and amazing stories. The ones at my house typically include beer and wine and lots of dogs running around. Soon it will be time to fire up the grill and add yet another dimension to the SnB get togethers.

What is the next group knitting project? I want in!

Posted by: Dale at March 16, 2007 03:16 PM

Of COURSE your Grandma brought "The Giggle"! Sounds like we all need to crash this Stitch N Giggle Festival.

Posted by: Debbie at March 16, 2007 03:16 PM

I'm giggling right along with y'all!! I can't help it!

Posted by: mish at March 16, 2007 03:21 PM

OMG, I loved the viagra story, it reminds me of something my 76 yr. old mom said in public.

She and my dad were standing in line at one of the casinos in Vegas while waiting for the buffet.

She says to my dad "you know that Viagra stuff really works great. I have so much more energy and my joints really feel great"

My dad thinks he misheard her so he says "what did you say?"

And then she repeats it only louder so everyone in line could hear.

My dad turns about 6 shades of red, bends over and says to my mom "honey, you don't take Viagra...you take Vioxx !!!"

Posted by: lucie at March 16, 2007 03:28 PM

There is nothing like a knitting group to bring out the best in people! :-)

Posted by: Mary in Virginia at March 16, 2007 03:49 PM

ROFL at lucie's comment!

Posted by: The Other Ruth at March 16, 2007 04:01 PM

Laurie, The apple doesn't fall far from that tree because you sure do bring the giggle! Thank you for that!

Posted by: Laura at March 16, 2007 04:27 PM

Love it. I love the Grandma stories, they're my favorite. You tell her that the Innernets love her.

Posted by: marissa at March 16, 2007 04:41 PM

Thank you, I love your stories, I love your spirit, I love that you take time to share, and I love that you make me (and lots of other people) smile and giggle. Thank you, again.

Posted by: Pink at March 16, 2007 04:48 PM

I have read your site many times but when I saw the entry about your grandmother I started tearing up. That is so sweet and I wish I would have found your site earlier so I could of sent a square in. My favorite Grandmother is no longer with me and truth be told it made me ache for her.

I loved the Stitch and Giggle. I used to volunteer at local nursing homes and it made me want to go and do it again.

Again I love your site!

Posted by: Julie at March 16, 2007 05:29 PM

This is exactly how I want to grow old. Thanks so much for sharing this with us!

Posted by: Kim at March 16, 2007 06:39 PM

Laurie, I told my husband if he ever got THAT condition for more than four hourse we were calling for a hotel room, not any doctor! HA!

And for Ariel, Laurie doesn't want to get dooced!

Posted by: Liza at March 16, 2007 06:41 PM

What a great bunch of gals. And how fitting that the Blanket of Awesomeness has gone to a grandma (and progenitor) of Awesomeness.

Posted by: Sue F. at March 16, 2007 09:25 PM

I meant to add that I wonder if you could put those metal shower curtain hooks (the teardrop-shaped ones that clip open and closed) onto a basket or box to get it to hang from a walker? Or maybe binder rings? Or something meant to hang from bicycle handlebars?

Posted by: Sue F. at March 16, 2007 09:28 PM

Call everyone? I'd blog about it!!

Posted by: dionna at March 16, 2007 09:36 PM

Laurie -- I was just recovering from looking at Steph's willie warmer (yeah, yeah, she says it's a sock) and read your post. I love your grandma too, and honestly? I feel like making sure there are Stitch-n-Giggles around here. Your sharing that story made us all feel like we were there (and I can't imagine a better place to be!) Then - Lucie, I had to get a kleenex for my laughy-tears from your story. My DH came stumbling out rubbing his eyes saying "what on EARTH is so funny?" Friends - between our dearling Laurie and "all y'all" this is one of my favoritest places to be. (Did I just say "all y'all"? I'm from North Dakota!)

Posted by: Dale-Harriet in WI at March 16, 2007 10:10 PM

When I had my knee surgery I used a walker (I'm not good with crutches) and had a basket for it. I got it at a local sickroom supplies place, where I'd seen it when I was picking up replacement upholstery for my husband's wheelchair.

It was wire, covered with white plastic, and it had a clear plastic insert with a cup holder. It stuck on with Velcro straps. It wasn't very expensive, as I recall, back in 2001.

I really liked it because I could carry stuff with it. Using a walker or crutches means you can't really carry anything in your hands, so having a basket was great. I also have a small egg-shaped table on a five-wheel pedestal that I used to transport bigger things, like folded laundry. I'd nudge it down the hall with my walker, as it rolls very easily.

Posted by: Mary the Digital Knitter at March 17, 2007 01:51 AM

Hi, I love the story about the afghan. That is so cool. I was wondering why your grandma doesn't knit or crochet. I loom knit, and in my yahoo loom groups, there are tons of eldery ladies who loom knit because of arthritis problems, or wrist, neck or shoulder problems. I loom knit because I could never quite get the hang of needle knitting. You might want to introduce loom knitting to your grandma, so she can partake in the stitch part of her stiich n' giggle group. You can make almost anything on the looms that you can on needles. :OD
Sara

Posted by: Sara at March 17, 2007 06:25 AM

Okay.. that totally sounds like the kind of knitting group I want to find. I've figured it out - I should just check out the local retirement communities here :D what a great time that must have been =)

Posted by: Anne Martin at March 17, 2007 07:41 AM

Sniffles and snorts in the same post! She'd call EVERYONE! Rock on!

:-)

Once, I was in the post office about two weeks before Christmas. A tiny, elderly lady was in line in front of me with a big shopping bag from the Gap. When it was her turn, she went up to the counter and, in the sweetest little-old-Southern-lady voice, said "I need to mail a package to my grandson in college. Do y'all sell boxes?"

The postal worker smiled, and gestured to the mailing boxes displayed on the wall, and said, "Yes, Ma'am, what size box do you need?"

The lady hefted the shopping bag onto the counter and, just as sweetly, said, "Whatever size box will hold all this crap."

Posted by: dez at March 17, 2007 07:56 AM

P.S. -- How can Granny be from Texas and not crochet?

Posted by: dez at March 17, 2007 07:57 AM

ONE more thing: baskets like that are cheap everywhere -- Dollar Tree, etc. Just get a couple of metal shower curtain hooks or velcro strips (the wrap-around kind, also available at the Dollat Tree).

Posted by: dez at March 17, 2007 08:01 AM

Shirley is one funny lady. Hilarious.

Posted by: plain jane at March 17, 2007 09:57 AM

Love the Stitch 'n Giggle! I want to go too.

How sweet of Heartmade Blessings. That is beautiful.

Posted by: Dorothy B at March 17, 2007 10:51 AM

Awwww...that was such a heartwarming post! I love the idea of Stitch and Giggle and just hope I can find one when I am that age (much closer than I care to think!).

Posted by: Beverly at March 17, 2007 10:53 AM

I used to play UNO with my Gram and her friends. I swear I never laughed harder. Do you think that the Stitch n'Giggle would be open to young ones. I live in the Real O.C. as you call it...wonder if I'm close enough to visit those ladies.

Posted by: Kristen at March 17, 2007 01:56 PM

I'm so glad your grandmother is enjoying the blanket and the scrapbook! I was so proud to be a part of this! And my mother commented on my blog the other day, that she read your post of when you gave grandma the blanket, and she SOBBED over it.

Your grandmother truly is lucky. And naturally she'd be bringing the giggle!

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2007 02:39 PM

You and your Mom look very happy. That's really all the photo had to have!

And Grandma is so cute, with all of her basking in the glory.

Sounds like a hot time at the Community Center!

Posted by: Laurie at March 17, 2007 03:18 PM

Cute as a button!

Posted by: gina. B. at March 17, 2007 07:27 PM

Laurie, we are blessed to have you. I'm so glad that you write the way you do, and that you share your life with us. Every time I read your blog, I learn something about life. All my best to your beloved Grandmother.

Posted by: Jeanne B. at March 17, 2007 10:26 PM

Ahhhh, too funny! What a great bunch of girls!

Posted by: carrie at March 18, 2007 03:25 AM

It's wonderful to see how far out the ripples of CAP love spread.

Posted by: Christine G. at March 18, 2007 08:48 AM

i love your mom's blouse!

Posted by: Janice at March 18, 2007 09:59 AM

"I bring the Giggle"
One of the more important things in life to bring along. May we all "Bring the Giggle"!

My Dad has a baseball cap that says, "Sex after 60 is like shooting pool with a rope". Guess he doesn't use the little blue pill.

Posted by: psychomom at March 18, 2007 02:12 PM

"I told him hell yes I'd call the doctor. I'D CALL EVERYONE I KNOW!!"

ROTFLMAO Viagra sauce indeed.

Those Stitch n Giggle girls got it going on! :-)

Posted by: Karen in Toledo at March 18, 2007 03:29 PM

Thanks for your story! It reminded me so much of my Grandma and when I used to go visit her at her assisted living place-she died 3 years ago before I finished HER blanket I was knitting and I miss her so much-thanks for the walk down memory lane...we can just gain so much from a relationship with the elderly-keep going to that Stitch and Giggle!!

Posted by: Jody at March 18, 2007 07:28 PM

Oh my! Looks like you had a really great time at the stitch n' giggle. I'm glad i've stumbled on this cute blog of yours:) Nothin better than southern knitters.... i'm glad i'm not the only one floating around here in cyberspace.

Posted by: Ashley at March 19, 2007 07:59 AM

Lori,

I've been lurking around your blog for ages. I live in Nashville, (southern - though a transplant)am divorced, (happily - though not a first) own several highly talented and frequently photographed cats, knit sporatically, and most of all LOVE your blog! I was turned on to Crazy Aunt Purl by one the the funniest, smartest women I know...so there ya go. Love you, your cats, and your grandma. Thank you!

Posted by: cat at March 19, 2007 11:40 AM

Laurie - I can't belive I misspelled your name - sorry - I'm a dork and I get nervous even on the internet with people I don't actually know. Oh well...what are you gonna do?

Posted by: cat at March 19, 2007 11:44 AM

You girl, you crack me up.

I love the ladies of the Stitch and Giggle. Grandma sounds so pround. She will probably be the bell of the ball for weeks.
Your duct tape story made me crack up.

If you get a chance to go to my website, go to the yarn page. There is a story about a yarn - Angelina in the Grass - a yarn pornstar.... it was a discussion by some ladies, roughly the same age as your gigglin' gals!! I just wrote it down. They were so naughty with their gray haired selves talkin about my yarn.

I guess that is who we will be in 30-40 years. The 80 year old grandma (or aunt in my case) in the corner that they don't let go anywhere cause she has such a potty mouth! :)

I am so proud for you and your grandma.
Holly

Posted by: hollyeqq at March 20, 2007 10:14 AM