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March 20, 2007
Do they make these in human sizes?
I feel like a bad and guilty and neglectful mom, running hither and yon, always tired, mad when they wake me up at 4:15 a.m. since today (today!) I get to sleep in until a whopping 4:45 a.m. I need that thirty minutes of extra sleep. I MEAN, REALLY NOW.
So when I went to Tams Pet Supplies last week for a case of food and another bag of mystery litter for the new Test Box (sigh) (we're back to the test box) I found this little cat cave and even though it seemed awfully small for my giganticats, I bought it because I am guilty and even frugality quakes in the face of guilt.
Usually in the mornings when I leave for work, Roy has eaten breakfast and retired to his crinkle cave, but this morning I found him in the mouth of another cat ... his new cat-shaped cave for one! And he looks so sweet and cuddled in there I feel it was a purchase well worth twice its price. Also, I need a nap. Do you think they make these in my size?

p.s. Please don't ask me where to buy the crinkle cave. I have had tons of email about it and I searched online for two hours one day back in December and never found it. I tried! But failed, alas. I bought mine at Target, they don't seem to have any more.
UPDATE!! THIS JUST IN!! Target.com finally has the cat crinkle cave listed online. I am actually more excited about this than I can justify. Somehow it feels like perhaps I have turned things around today... first the crinkle cave... now maybe I'll bump into George Clooney on the bus.... or find time to actually go have lunch...
p.p.s. I threw away the tag on the other cat-shaped cave, too, so I am equally useless on that front. However, I bought it at Tams, and they are a lovely family-run place that I drive out of my way to shop at because they are so nice. They will be happy to look it up for you, it was $25, I think. Well worth it! says the guilty, bad neglectful try-to-buy-their-love mom.
UPDATE NUMBER TWO!!! Thanks to reader Lyn who alerted me that the very same cat mouth bed that has such a cute Roy in it is also available at Amazon.com for ten bucks less than I paid for it (of course, did this surprise anyone?). Get yours here. Thanks, Lyn!
Posted by laurie at March 20, 2007 01:27 PM
Comments
I wanna cat cave. I bet Miss Kendra could sew one up for us easily... if ya help her move.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 01:46 PM
Also? You make me feel guilty for sleeping in until 7:30a.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 01:47 PM
I'm gonna just keep on commenting until someone else realizes you've posted.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 01:47 PM
So. . . . How's the weather downtown? Looks hazy from here. If I go into my boss's office and wave, d'ya think you can see me?
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 01:48 PM
If I go into my OTHER boss's office (on the other side of the building), I can wave to ElleBlo. Purty cool, huh?!
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 01:49 PM
Weather is crap down here. I am in such a ... mood today. How are you?
Posted by: laurie at March 20, 2007 01:49 PM
I think your site has gotten tired of me. That last comment took about an HOUR to post.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 01:51 PM
Someone else has realized she has posted Monkey Gurrl!:) Love the cat pic! sweet!
Posted by: Laura at March 20, 2007 01:51 PM
I just commented and it didn't show up. ON MY OWN SITE! That is the kind of day I am having.
Posted by: laurie at March 20, 2007 01:51 PM
Someone else has realized she has posted Monkey Gurrl!:) Love the cat pic! sweet!
Posted by: Laura at March 20, 2007 01:51 PM
I can beat that - I got in a fight with WMG last nite and threatened to move out on her and her father. I want to live in a little house in the Valley with four cats. . .
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 01:52 PM
Laurie, Are you on here? Oh My God I feel Like I am meeting a Dixi Chick! :)
Posted by: Laura at March 20, 2007 01:53 PM
Oh, sure. Like "LAURA" is a real person. Sounds conspicuously similar to "Laurie", doncha think?!
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 01:54 PM
I found a crinkle cave at Wal-Mart last week. People may find one at their local store.
Posted by: Anonymous at March 20, 2007 01:54 PM
It took forever for mine to post too.
I'm having one of those days where the cafeteria at work ran out of food (!!) at 12:30 but since I can't leave my desk I still haven't had lunch, and everyone has helpful advice (unsolicited advice, might I add) on how I should live my life, and lots of things are broken at work and I am about fourteen days behind on everything and I need a tequila IV.
You are welcome to come live in the Valley house... my cats would enjoy human companionship...
Posted by: laurie at March 20, 2007 01:55 PM
Laurie, OMG, where can I buy a crinkle cave? My cats would love one.
Just kidding.
But Roy does look sweet in the cat shaped cave.
Posted by: Mary in Boston at March 20, 2007 01:56 PM
I Swear I am Laura!
Posted by: Laura at March 20, 2007 01:57 PM
Aurgh. Everyone's got an opinion. And like arseseseses, should keep 'em to themselves. I'll come live in The Valley if you'll come live at Crappy Little Apt - where the washer and dryer have not been available for DAYS.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 01:57 PM
Mary -- see THAT is the kind of day I am having!!! hahahahahahahaa
You made me laugh :)
Posted by: laurie at March 20, 2007 01:58 PM
MonkeyGurrl, if I could trade legs instead of houses, I'd prefer that. You have rock-the-miniskirt legs. I have rock-the-support-hose legs.
Posted by: laurie at March 20, 2007 01:59 PM
Oh, Laurie, how I love you. I have just been inspired to buy my kitty's love as well. I am heading out to buy them some caves as soon as I get paid.
Your grandma blanket posts made me bawl! Ack! At work!
Posted by: Laurel at March 20, 2007 01:59 PM
Oh, first a LAURA, now a LAUREL. Will it ever end?! And, have you ever heard the Heather Locklear quote on miniskirts (back in the Melrose Place days)? She said she has to wear them short b/c otherwise her legs have absolutely no shape to them.
Sigh. Tough life.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 02:02 PM
BTW, I heard George Clooney is gay.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 02:06 PM
Monkeygurrl, I thought that was how all suits must look, in my Melrose-Place-loving 7th grade mind. Don't we all look great in micro-mini suits??
Posted by: Laurel at March 20, 2007 02:06 PM
That Cat shaped cave is too funny! For some reason my dog has quit sleeping in his kennel and taken the couch as his domain. I'll bet a cat shaped cave would get him to change his mind... if they made them waaaay bigger that is!
Posted by: Amy in StL at March 20, 2007 02:07 PM
Monkey, I bet we can send him to that camp that Ted Haggart went to, or whatever his name was, he got un-gay in like two weeks! I keep offering to send my hairdresser there so I can marry him, FINALLY.
Posted by: laurie at March 20, 2007 02:07 PM
Christ, Laurel. I was out of grad school by the time Melrose Place came on. I hate you and your beautiful baby and young-aged-ness.
{crab crab crabbily crab}
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 02:07 PM
What do you call a fish that eats cats?
A Catfish!
Sorry, that was pretty lame....
Is this the second Monday this week?
Posted by: psychomom at March 20, 2007 02:09 PM
Re: George - I joke. A girlfriend of mine met him at a sushi place on 3rd with a *gorgeous* date (no one she recognized), and she said he was a perfect gentleman, very nice and sweet and even more gorgeous in person.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at March 20, 2007 02:09 PM
Laurie, OMG, where can I buy a crinkle cave? My cats would love one.
Just kidding.
But Roy does look sweet in the cat shaped cave.
Posted by: Mary in Boston at March 20, 2007 02:12 PM
You know, that's exactly what I've been looking for ... a snuggle cave like that, but in HUMAN size. Or perhaps in mega size, so that all the cats could curl up in it with me. And the dog.
There's definitely a market out there, Laurie. How about knitting and felting something like that?
Posted by: Charlotte at March 20, 2007 02:14 PM
Shoot, I didn't mean to double post.
:(
That's the kind of day I'M having.
Posted by: Mary in Boston at March 20, 2007 02:15 PM
Hey, as long as Roy is happy, that's all that matters.
When I moved in to my boyfriend's ridiculously cold apartment, I purchased $200 worth of heated kitty mats. And then proceeded to spend hundreds a month on heat anyway so that the 20 year old cat wouldn't be cold. I costs me more to heat our three bedroom apartment a month than it costs my mom to heat our three family house (both in NY city.)
Posted by: Jo Ann at March 20, 2007 02:16 PM
I love Roy. That is all. :)
Posted by: Lisa at March 20, 2007 02:16 PM
Obviously you have higher class cats. I tried various kitty beds, but Kitty 1 prefers cardboard, especially if it is broken down and waiting for recycling day and Kitty 2 prefers to be on her "blankies" (scraps of fake lambswool fabric) under the dining room table. So, I buy ridiculously expensive food to assuage my guilt instead. Yup, we're all one step away from being the Crazy Cat Lady. ;)
Posted by: Kristen at March 20, 2007 02:28 PM
I've been checking and checking...and now I'm posting as fast as I can. So, I want the crinkle-cave in AI, in which the mom and kid have night-time stories; especially the trippy glowing light.
Waking at 4:45am is untenable, except on vaca days - you are dedicated. Are you having to put in extra-over hours to make up for time spent with your family?
p.s. you, your mom and grandmother are good looking women - I bet you got some great pix while everyone was visiting.
Posted by: harriet at March 20, 2007 02:29 PM
Heh, monkeygurrl! Might as well keep the place warm till everyone else shows up!
That is one of the CUTEST pics of Roy EVER!! What a sweetie! That cat cave is so cute but I'm afraid if I bought it for Teddy he'd be enamoured with it for like, two whole days and then snub it. His favorite place to sleep at night is on my pillow - all 17 lbs. of him, give or take. I sleep on my side so he can have some pillow but then whenever I roll over I have to push on him a little. My hubby wonders why I put up with it. Cuz I love my fat, cuddly kitty, that's why! But he's so finicky with his playthings. If I hide something for months and then bring it out he may or may not take another interest in it. So I'm not sure if I ought to spend the money on the crinkle cave or cat cave. I'd love to, though, and maybe I can ooh and aah over it and put catnip in it and Teddy will think it's the greatest thing evah! Yeah, right! He'll say, "Leeny-mommy, YOU sleep in it!"
Posted by: Leeny at March 20, 2007 02:34 PM
Had to drop by to check. Hope the kids aren't eating that evil kitty killing food. Am on a list where a family are grieving the loss of their kitten through eating that stuff.
Posted by: wendy at March 20, 2007 02:35 PM
MG - you freakin crack my ass up. It's like a little IM conversation here!
By the way, it took Teddy 3 weeks to get rid of his gay...They aren't miracle workers after all. And didn't you know you can marry your hairdresser gay or not...seriously, have you not spent enough time with Michael and me?
Posted by: Faith at March 20, 2007 02:36 PM
Also, that cave totally looks like some demented fish with a beard...I'm really freaked out by that.
Posted by: Faith at March 20, 2007 02:37 PM
Oh yeah, and, did you see the picture of Mia I posted yesterday? If that doesn't make your day, I don't know what will. She is out of control cute!
Posted by: Faith at March 20, 2007 02:42 PM
The good news is that my car looks like new...
Clearly I'm working real, real hard.
Actually, my brain hurts from a bad pharmaceutical company who needs someone a little smarter than Keanu writing their trial protocols. Just sayin'
Posted by: Faith at March 20, 2007 02:45 PM
I just lurves Roy!
My Perry Penelope thinks brown paper bags make the best throw rugs - she beats them down "just so" - the bottom is pushed up to make a pillow for her head at first until the bag gets so beat up it's soft. I've learned that if I take one bag up I better put another one down to take its place or I'll get my ankles nipped. That's just the sort of boss-cat she is :)
Posted by: Leslie at March 20, 2007 02:51 PM
OMG! you have a cafeteria at work? AND an office? i bet you have a real salary too. and job satisfaction. oh, what am i doing wrong?
i was wondering if anyone was going to weigh in on the Toxic Pet Food From Hell. i'm tempted to feed my bebehs real meat.
roy is oh-so-cute.
Posted by: smokeyJoe at March 20, 2007 02:53 PM
hey, my post posted okay!
cool chicken cam:
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Posted by: smokeyJoe at March 20, 2007 02:54 PM
Yeah, the comments are really acting up. I think the server is sad, or has PMS.
Faith, I am so glad your car looks good! Your post on "fat talk" the other day was AWESOME.
xo
laurie
Posted by: laurie at March 20, 2007 02:55 PM
Roy's cat-shaped cave is available at Amazon for under $17: http://www.amazon.com/Meow-Town-Jungle-Cat-Cave/dp/B000IBSGBG
Posted by: Caecilia42 at March 20, 2007 02:59 PM
Dammit, I posted and then I saw your addition.
Posted by: Caecilia42 at March 20, 2007 03:00 PM
Y'know, I think there's a clinical trial for pms around here. I wonder if we could get your server involved...
xo
Posted by: Faith at March 20, 2007 03:03 PM
laurie, if you're getting up so early in the morning, what time are you going to bed?
Posted by: gray la gran at March 20, 2007 03:03 PM
I think Ed needs one of those, not that he'd be able to see it, but the rest of us could worship the unbearable cuteness of him in it.
Posted by: Lucia at March 20, 2007 03:04 PM
Gran, I go to bed as early as I can but you know, I don't get home very early so I do the best I can.
I think I am probably grumpy because I am so tired. Usually I manage to handle things better, but when you're really tired and stressed out I find the ol' sense of humor is the first to go ;)
Posted by: laurie at March 20, 2007 03:06 PM
Wow, maybe you could get your cat litter allowed back into California? I tried one of those "caves" for my cat, he wanted nothing whatsoever to do with it. He prefers to boot the labrador off her dog bed and hog that.
Posted by: Ari at March 20, 2007 03:27 PM
OMG. Roy looks so sweet in there.
Posted by: Pamela at March 20, 2007 03:29 PM
I love you guys! You all are too funny, and Roy is too cute. Can we just rent out a hotel and have a big ole purl pajama party?
My kits, Bob and Carl wouldn't use the cute kitty cave. Bob sleeps on me and Carl sleeps in the underwear drawer.
Posted by: Marilyn at March 20, 2007 03:43 PM
I actually thought it looked like a fish!!! A sort of role reversal so to speak. Looks very comfy. We can't have cats - too many allergies.
Janet MF up in Yellowknife
Posted by: Janet MF at March 20, 2007 03:48 PM
My brother and I agree (after much consideration, mind you) that it looks like a catfish. Which makes things even funnier, in a way.
I'm surprised a southerner like you didn't hit on that one, Laurie! ;-)
Posted by: Anne at March 20, 2007 04:08 PM
The new cat cave is adorable but I have to admit that seeing it from the front like that, I thought it was shaped like a fish. Now that would have been ironic, a cat in a trout's mouth!
Posted by: Vicki in So. Cal. at March 20, 2007 04:21 PM
It looks like a fish until you see the ears on it at the Amazon site.
Posted by: The Other Ruth at March 20, 2007 04:25 PM
Then you can see it looks like a fish with ears.
Posted by: The Other Ruth at March 20, 2007 04:26 PM
My one of two (the "slow one") cats would be happy with a roomful of plastic grocery bags. I have to put them away so that I'm not awaken at night with her rubbing all over a plastic bag. So . . . if I put a plastic bag in an old box, maybe I too will have a crinkle cave. Signed, the Martha Stewart of Cat Caves. Not.
Posted by: Julie at March 20, 2007 04:27 PM
Geez, Roy doesn't have to work very hard to win the hearts of all the ladies, does he? I'm telling you, there should be a fan club. I'm dying for a Roy newsletter.
I love this cat cave so much. I think it's those fur lips; so very Meret Oppenheim. I love the cave so much that even though my cats have both passed away, and we are waiting until I graduate next year and go home for good before we invite new cats into our home, I want the cave NOW!
Posted by: jodi at March 20, 2007 04:42 PM
Roy is stinkin cute in his little cozy.
If i had one, i'd never leave!
Posted by: suetreiber at March 20, 2007 04:45 PM
I think I'm going to need a couple of those cat caves. Because I don't want to see the fighting if I only buy one.
Posted by: Dagny at March 20, 2007 05:08 PM
I think it looks like a fish too. How many cats will fit in there? I think my cats are maybe too snobbish to sleep in a cat cave, but my dogs would love it.
I can see why you'd want one for yourself, it does look comfy...but then I never got the canopy bed I wanted when I was little so maybe that is the attraction for me.
Posted by: Shepherd Chik at March 20, 2007 05:10 PM
Yeah Roy!!!!
Posted by: Carol at March 20, 2007 05:14 PM
I didn't get psychomom's joke until I read through the other comments.
Posted by: Liza at March 20, 2007 05:41 PM
I thought it was a fish too but OH don't those kitties look darling in it! I made two kitty pi beds - one looks all right and Lilliane uses it as a kick-it-to-death; the other one didn't felt right and it looks like a --well, it's flabby and the sides won't stand up. Evangline TRIES to lie on it but she's just trying to make me feel good. I should show your pictures to Mr. I-Wouldn't-Have-a-Pet-if-it-Weren't-for-You, because he might go get them for the girls!! HOORAY for more cute kitty pictures, Laurie, and THANKS!
Posted by: Dale-Harriet the WI Bubbe at March 20, 2007 05:46 PM
oh man, i really want to get that cat mouth cave thing, but the last time we bought cece a cat bed she never got in it and it instead became a makeshift yarn basket. but that thing is so damn cute...
Posted by: Lindsay at March 20, 2007 08:32 PM
Well, I just added that to my Amazon wish list. Too cute.
Posted by: Mary in Virginia at March 20, 2007 10:09 PM
I made a fish-shaped cat bed from a Simplicity pattern right after I moved to LA - ye gods, that pattern was AWFUL. And then my three ingrate furballs refused to set paw in it.
So I donated it to the nearest animal shelter - and boy, did I get the funny looks walking down the street in West L.A. with a giant fish-shaped cat bed under my arm.
Posted by: OtherLisa at March 20, 2007 10:47 PM
OtherLisa, I boughtthat exact same pattern, got the thing home, read it and... tossed it! No way, Jose. LOL
Your story made me actually see you walking with it under your arm! We MUST meet. hehehehehe.
Posted by: laurie at March 20, 2007 11:28 PM
See if you were in New Orleans, people would just say, "huh ... I wonder who's having a giant fish costume party."
Laurie, that fish bed specifically looks like a giant Plecostomas.
But himself looks damn adorable in it anyway.
What are you doing up so late?
Posted by: dez at March 20, 2007 11:29 PM
P.S. If I had one of those things in people size, I don't know if I'd ever come out.
Posted by: dez at March 20, 2007 11:31 PM
P.P.S.: If you want to make an el cheapo crinkle pad minus the cuteness factor, put several layers of bubble wrap inside an old pillowcase, sprinkle some catnip on the bubble wrap and sew the end of the pillowcase shut. Cats will go nuts on it.
Now I'm gonna see if my sorry old insomniac arse can get back to sleep....I have a proposal due on Thursday so of course I can't sleep.
Posted by: dez at March 20, 2007 11:42 PM
Dez, I also have too much work to do to sleep!
But the good lord willing, I will prevail and sleep on...uh. Friday?
LOL
I am going to try the bubble wrap inside a pillowcase thing. My damn cats love any krinkly surface, Roy just happens to be a fan of the cave-y interiors. And you know I do anything for than dern Roy!!
p.s. my daddy made gumbo last week and I about died of happiness and okra.
Posted by: laurie at March 20, 2007 11:55 PM
Hee hee. I love the cat bed. I wonder if my little orange guy would.
Posted by: Jennifer at March 21, 2007 05:05 AM
I love Roy!! (but don't tell Soba, I don't want to be added to the manifesto)
Posted by: Lynn at March 21, 2007 06:05 AM
OMG, Roy is TEH CUT3ST!! (yes I did that on purpose because I am A Tool. Also, having one of those days, too. Tequila IV sounds SO. GOOD. TODAY. And it's not even 10 yet...)
Love to you and the kitt0rzzzzzzzzzz...
Posted by: Shelby at March 21, 2007 06:55 AM
I think you can find something similar to a crinkle cave at IKEA. I could be wrong though. Happens all the time!
Posted by: Jill at March 21, 2007 07:28 AM
Delurking for the first (or maybe second) time ever (although I enjoy your blog daily!) to say... when I first saw that pic of Roy, I thought the cave/bed was a fish, not a cat! Which made me think of that scene from "When Harry Met Sally" where they're playing Pictionary and Bruno Kirby is guessing Meg Ryan's drawing: "Baby fish mouth! BABY FISH MOUTH!"
I'll be chuckling about that all day.
Posted by: Pam at March 21, 2007 08:46 AM
Hurray Roy! Best cat in the Blogiverse! (oh god, don't tell my cats I just said that out loud). I think I might have to get my kitties a cave now, just to assuage the guilt.
Posted by: gaile at March 21, 2007 08:48 AM
Thanks SO MUCH for the links! I ordered the cat cave at amazon, and my local target has the crinkle cave -- I will run out at lunch. It will be a nice present for the kitties after their annual bath this weekend...
Posted by: Lynne at March 21, 2007 09:09 AM
If you're feeling crafty (and you love basting - trust me on this one), you can make a similar bed:
http://www.simplicity.com/dv1_v4.cfm?design=9004
I think Roy's is cuter, though!
Posted by: kelp! at March 21, 2007 09:50 AM
Umm, weren't you supposed to not buy anything till april 1?
Posted by: Samantha at March 21, 2007 02:13 PM
What a sweet kitty--too bad that my two think that their kitty bed is OUR bed!
And about running into George Clooney, sorry, he's down here in South Carolina filming a movie. (Now if I could just run into him....) Oh well, hubby wouldn't like that too well.
Posted by: Bon at March 21, 2007 03:00 PM
I believe you that it is a cat...but is it a catfish maybe? Because it so looks like a fish.
God, it's early. Or late. Whichever.
It's entirely possible it's the Nyquil posting.
Posted by: Roadchick at March 22, 2007 01:22 AM
Laurie-Purl - I think it is lovely that you spent 10 extra dollars to help out a family run business - think of it that way since you can't do anything about it now. BTW - that is SO cute (and I'm a dog person)
Posted by: lisa at March 22, 2007 02:22 PM
hi laurie,
i live in the land where Target was born. Minneapolis, Minnesota. you might be happy to know that my friend works at target HQ and i have it on good authority that very soon they will be expanding their cat-related stuff like they did with the dog stuff. you know when you go to a target and they have miles and miles of great dog stuff? they admit they have neglected the cats and are about to rectify the situation.
p.s. i love your blog and read almost daily. you are fantastic. keep it up! (no pressure, or anything)
Posted by: tiffany at March 23, 2007 09:39 AM
hi again,
laurie, can you edit that comment i made just above as to not implicate my best gay boyfriend in the fact that he let me read a memo that i didn't realize was supposed to be all hush-hush?
he really likes his job and i don't want to be responsible for him losing it.
thanks bunches!
Posted by: tiffany at March 25, 2007 08:11 AM
Just wanted to let you know that our Wal-Mart has the Cat Crinkle Caves for sale. I bought mine yesterday for $6.88. My cats love it!!
Posted by: Betsy at March 27, 2007 03:33 PM







