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October 11, 2006

Bringing the crazy to a whole new audience...

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I could make money off that forehead.


So, I did go see Grandma but didn't get around to posting these pictures until today. It's busy at Chez Hairball, what can I say? (Actually, I did clean my house on Columbus Day AND do laundry and I would like to inform you I have things... underthings... I had forgotten I owned. Now that is saying something for the Panty Purchasing Power. Ya'll know of what I speak.)

That is SO not related to convalescent hospital talk! Yet, still. Quite true.

Grandma is feeling better and she has some color in her cheeks and she's as chipper and funny as ever. I took her a stack of Really Very Good reading material (i.e. tabloids) and a fresh copy of Rage of Angels because I know that if I were laid up after a stroke, I too would want to amuse and berate myself for finding Michael Moretti the better man (Adam Warner, you are no Ashley Wilkes!) (for those of you who are like, "Michael who?" you must cease enriching your brain immediately and go read Rage of Angels, awesome awesome drivel.)

Also, there is a new resident at the hospital!

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This is new resident Kit E. Cat.

There are a few residents I've gotten to know who I really look forward to seeing when I go visit Grandma. Raydine is fascinating lady, and she is definitely the kitten's favorite person:

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More pictures, this is Lester:
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Mr. Hakim, who always has a smile:
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One of the great things about Halloween is that it leeches the goober right out of us all (eeeww! leeches! spooky halloweeny!) and believe me, under the carefully controlled exterior of every man, woman and nursing attendant is a big old goober.


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Is it a trained, qualified professional caregiver or a SPOOKY VILLAIN???


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Derek or Baboon Boy? Mysterious! Spooky!


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Aunt Pam, Nursing Administrator or Aunt Pam, cast member of CATS?


So, there was much carrying on with general tomfoolery and a good time was had by all. Thank you again to Kristy for organizing the Grandma Purl blanket-a-long, and I hope ya'll know how much everyone in my family thanks ya'll and how much I do appreciate it, even when I am out corrupting convalescent hospitals and pimping out Sidney Sheldon books and generally leeching out the goobers within.

Oh, and showing off my forehead. Of course!

Posted by laurie at October 11, 2006 10:23 AM

Comments

kit e. cat - 2 cute!

Posted by: Amy at October 11, 2006 10:33 AM

first - I was first... Get me some wine, I need to savor this moment...

Posted by: Amy at October 11, 2006 10:34 AM

Oh you're such a sweetie, Aunt Purl, to go visiting your dear old grannie.

Posted by: Shirley at October 11, 2006 10:34 AM

Your Grandma looks great!!! I'm so glad that she's doing better.

The nursing home residents sure do look like they're enjoying having our Crazy Aunt Purl around! As of course, I do, every single day.

Love you, Laurie!

Posted by: Liz R at October 11, 2006 10:35 AM

Your Grandma looks great!!! I'm so glad that she's doing better.

The nursing home residents sure do look like they're enjoying having our Crazy Aunt Purl around! As of course, I do, every single day.

Love you, Laurie!

Posted by: Liz R at October 11, 2006 10:36 AM

Aww, so glad to hear your gran is doing better!

How much is the space on your forehead going for, anyway?
I'm kinda thinkin' I might try the same thing and I need to get a feel for the market. :)

Love ya!

Posted by: Tai at October 11, 2006 10:37 AM

Sorry...I must have sent my message twice.

Darn keyboard gremlins!! ;o)

Posted by: Liz R at October 11, 2006 10:37 AM

They have a in-house cat? That's great!

My mom works at a nursing home - hope the admin people's are better at your grandma's place :-( The last admin decieded to put down carpet. Better looking, soundproofing, ect. ect. Well, some of the residents can't push their wheelchairs anymore! And my mom is now having trouble with her back - the carpet makes pushing the med carts harder. Not much, but when you already have a bad back..... They put the carpet down in two phases and you should SEE the differance in the colors. Just from cleaning!
:-O

Sorry, minor venting


Glad your Grandma is feeling better. Will she be staying? When does she get her blanket?

Posted by: Denise at October 11, 2006 10:40 AM

I think you found your calling in making your grandma's friends happier and livelier!
=:8

Posted by: Kimberly at October 11, 2006 10:41 AM

Hi Ya'll! Yes, grandma is looking much better! My mom comes back into town on Sunday, I'm excited to see her :)

Also, conveniently enough, the "For Rent" sign on my fivehead (ha! love ya'll and your commenting terms, which is where I learned "fivehead"!!!) is covering a rather unsightly blemish. *sigh* what am I, thirteen again???

Posted by: laurie at October 11, 2006 10:41 AM

Looks like you liven the place up just by being there, Laurie, and that is a BIG deal for those people. You are making a difference in their lives, and who could ask for more than that?

Posted by: Judy at October 11, 2006 10:51 AM

I thought I was the only one in the world who had ever read that book. Seriously. It's one of my favorites of all time!

Posted by: Leigha at October 11, 2006 10:54 AM

Cool pictures of your Grandma and all the people at the hosptial. Their resident kitty is way too cute. How sweet that they have the little furball to play with?

Posted by: Jennifer at October 11, 2006 10:54 AM

Judy-- thanks, but sometimes I wonder if I tire them out... all the talking... you know ;)

Leigha-- I love that book! Rage of Angels is one of those I've read over and over again, it's always good ... even when it's bad! LOL

Posted by: laurie at October 11, 2006 10:58 AM

When I get sick, I want Aunt Purl to visit me, too.
Did you know you even have your grandma's teeth, in that metaphor way, not like you reached in and grabbed them?

Posted by: k at October 11, 2006 11:01 AM

Cute picture of you and your grandma! And lovely little Kit E. Cat. Hm, Rage of Angels, huh? I'll have to read that one.

Posted by: Leeny at October 11, 2006 11:06 AM

LOVE Mr. (Ms.?) Kit E. Cat. Gorgeous, softy, smooth. And the fact that everyone loves Halloween (the only holiday worth celebrating, IMHO).

And I didn't realize Mr. Hakim was such a looker! I bet he gets all the chicks.

Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at October 11, 2006 11:07 AM

Lester looks like a man who could use a blanket too. I hope he gets one, what with this avalanche of squares. If he doesn't, I'm making him a blanket myself. Please let me know.

And Kit. E. Cat is adorable. I hope when I'm old and alone there's a kitty around.

Posted by: Jenn at October 11, 2006 11:08 AM

Mr Hakim is too cute! He looks like he could stir up some trouble... we're all doing our best to cover them all in yarn squares, a la Kristy. Which reminds me, I have to go check the progress that's been made on her site...and I have 2 more finished squares for her. :)

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2006 11:23 AM

Without a cat it is a hospital. With a cat and those spooky qualified professional caregiver it is a home. Hi Grandma, good to see ya smilin'.

Posted by: psychomom at October 11, 2006 11:28 AM

In yesterday's comments, one person indicated that she used "WWAPD?" (what would Aunt Purl do?) when making certain decisions. I, too, am now using that. When taking pictures! I didn't use to take many pix -- now, all the time. Some people are bemused -- others hide when I come around. Certainly weeds out good friends from those who know you're crazy and want to participate in the bedlam. (Or throw me into Bedlam, maybe.) Anyway, just wanted to send thanks your way, Laurie, for the picture-taking muse -- and also for learning how to take self-portraits (from above -- eliminates my double chin! Yeah!)

Posted by: Jo at October 11, 2006 11:32 AM

So glad that your grandmother is doing better, she looks wonderful.

How nice that they have a 'house cat'. I'd bet that having one around makes everyone feel better and more 'at home'. I used to have a cat that looked just like Kit E. Cat. Her name was Gremlin and she lived to be 19 but she wasn't quite so sweet and loving as this one looks. Actually, she was a holy terror who would bite or scratch at will.

Posted by: Vicki in So. Cal. at October 11, 2006 11:41 AM

Your Gran is looking so much better! I can't wait to see how the blanket comes out with all the squares together...

Posted by: roggey at October 11, 2006 11:44 AM

Forhead space for sale, huh? I hope it goes for a pretty penny because I've got some space I could rent out too.

So glad your Grandma is feeling better. That looks like a great convalescent home. With a very cute Kit E. Cat.

Posted by: Dorothy B at October 11, 2006 11:50 AM

All of the patients look so happy to have your company. I think it's great that you find time for these visits, and obviously they do too!

Posted by: Amanda at October 11, 2006 12:12 PM

Every hospital should be lucky enough to have an excellent goober leecher like you coming around. You're obviously bringing some sunshine to the place. Well done, darlin'.

Posted by: Rachel H at October 11, 2006 12:13 PM

I just spent the last week reading your entire blog. For one, I think you are absolutely hilarious. I might lose my job from laughing out loud.

Second, you seem like such a wonderful person, and I commend you on your honesty. I too am a knitter, a designer, some what of a hermit, and have had my share of misfortune.

I can only hope that someone like yourself continues to share stories. I wish you and your grandma the best.

Posted by: Uber Mer at October 11, 2006 12:21 PM

thanks for the tour! sweet faces, sweet cat. Your grandma looks good too!

Posted by: robinv at October 11, 2006 12:31 PM

You are such a blessing to all the residents that have met you. They look so forward to your visits, you can see it through the pics you posted. Your grandma looks very happy in this pic, she looks like she is laughing, I can see why!

Posted by: finance girl at October 11, 2006 12:35 PM

Awwwww! Grandma looks so happy that you are there with her! If it weren't for those sun glasses I think we coudl see her eyes sparkling with joy! She admires you like all your readers do!

Posted by: Amy at October 11, 2006 01:08 PM

Seems like a nice place your grams is at. But, am I crazy or is that cat missing part of a leg? *strains eyes at pictures*

Posted by: RishaMoonshadow at October 11, 2006 01:23 PM

You are such a good egg to cheer everyone where Gran is staying! Speaking of Gran-she looks just
like Jessica Tandy (Mrs. Threadgood in Fried Green Tomatoes was one of my all-time favorite characters )Kit E. Cat makes it all perfect too!

Posted by: kim at October 11, 2006 01:24 PM

Oh! the cat has all four legs :) Must be the photographer's lameness that made her look... er. Lame. LOL.

Posted by: laurie at October 11, 2006 01:46 PM

Sidney Sheldon books are so bad that I once was halfway through one before I realized I'd read it already! Heh heh!

Now, what gives with the Halloween garb almost a month early?

Posted by: Mary in Virginia at October 11, 2006 01:59 PM

Mary, have you not been in a Target or WalMart lately? THEY HAVE CHRISTMAS STUFF OUT!! No, seriously. They do.

Posted by: laurie at October 11, 2006 02:55 PM

YOU brought the masks??? ;-)

You are such a ray of sunshine. I bet everyone at the hospital just loves you to pieces, just like the rest of us. And I agree--Mr. Hakim looks like he gets all the girls.

Posted by: Shelly at October 11, 2006 03:30 PM

Does Raydine have a tattoo of a tear under her eye?

Posted by: kathi at October 11, 2006 03:33 PM

I agree, Lester and Raydine (as well as Mr. Hakim) need blankets. Dammit.

And do I hear "Kitty Pi" for Kit.E.Cat?

And seeing you with your Gram makes me homesick for mine.

Posted by: Dusa at October 11, 2006 03:37 PM

Your grandma looks really good, and the place she's staying looks pretty good too!

Posted by: Peeve at October 11, 2006 03:39 PM

Glad your g-ma is feeling better!

Posted by: Ang at October 11, 2006 04:02 PM

The nursing facility my mother was in had a kitty too. He was a nice boy. Visited around. Sat in window's and watched birds. Laid and slept in their chairs. He even had his own room.

Posted by: Cheryl in PA at October 11, 2006 04:20 PM

I wish I were your grandaddy...I'm just saying.

Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at October 11, 2006 04:27 PM

yay for CAP bringing Halloween fun to grammy's home...I just spent the day rescuing Halloween from the PC police at my 6 YO's school, so I say the longer we can have fun with it, the better!

Posted by: madmom at October 11, 2006 05:00 PM

Hey Laurie- long time no post, just had to say that Kit E. Kat is a dead ringer for our own calico, B.K. (the cat formerly known as Baby Kitty) Kitty separated at birth perhaps? Ours could totally be her stunt double.
Peace, love and wine, dollie

Posted by: dollie at October 11, 2006 05:08 PM

kit e cat is a twin for my Pearl Phyllis.
same white tummy just waiting to be scritched.

Posted by: Lindy at October 11, 2006 05:22 PM

A kitten for the home? Do you need assistance? Please email, Jo Ann, veterinary technician, animal hospital manager, and general suck up when donations are needed. Hugs and kisses from a longtime reader.

SOBA. KOWA. SOBA. KOWA.

Posted by: Jo Ann at October 11, 2006 06:08 PM

Mr. Hakim looks like a sweetie, and I love how the staff enters into the spirit of fun. But Kit E. Cat (cousin of Bob T. Cat?) has that calm yet disdainful look that so many felines do...Yes, I am fabulous, puny human, now go away. And open a can of tuna for me.

Posted by: Sue F. at October 11, 2006 09:51 PM

Love the name Kit E. Cat!

PS: I, too, know the joys of a fivehead.

Posted by: Melissa at October 12, 2006 06:11 AM

Your grandma is a cutie and I think I am in love with Mr Hakim.

Posted by: janis at October 12, 2006 08:21 AM

Hi... I've been lurking around here (and all through your archives) since I saw your bed on Citizen of the Month. I love your writing and photography, and I've found great help in your archived posts about knitting (hello, Magic Scarf!). I just linked to you in a rather rambling post about knitting, just so you know. :)

Posted by: e. at October 12, 2006 08:30 AM

I have my first knitting class tonight...you've inspired me to become an obsessed knitter! I've picked up some beautiful malabrigo merino and am ready to knit up a storm! I think I may just have to knit a square for Grandma Purl...she's adorable (hope she doesn't mind messy 1st knitting projects)!

Posted by: laura at October 12, 2006 08:44 AM

Where'd your STD go?

Posted by: laura at October 12, 2006 08:44 AM

So glad your grandma is better!

Rage of Angels is the only Sidney Sheldon book I ever read... except The Other Side of Midnight, was that him? Anyway, I hated that book, mostly because she gives away everything including her self-respect to save her kid and then he dies anyway of some only-in-trashy-novels disease or accient or something (I forget, it was a long time ago)? How crappy is that? At that point, had I been she, I would have devised some fiendishly brilliant plot to bring down all of them, Warner, his simpy wife and Moretti, in one fell swoop, executed it flawlessly, and then (if still alive) joined a Buddhist convent.

Does the Kit live at the nursing home? Or is your life getting hairier still?

Posted by: Lucia at October 12, 2006 08:46 AM

Laurie -- Enough with the forehead! It is a perfectly acceptable size!

And maybe you should take some of the furries on the next visit (except Soba -- I could see her pulling people's IV lines if they don't comply with her wishes).

Posted by: k8 at October 12, 2006 09:06 AM

i like how Lester is the only one in sepia!

Posted by: Janice at October 12, 2006 09:55 AM

You & grandma look fabulous... and yay for upcoming Halloween! I'm just sad that I work in an office now where they're very anti-dressing-up, so I'll have to wait until after to get all goofy. Or take the day off. I might just do that.

Posted by: Marisa at October 12, 2006 10:20 AM

Laurie,

You and I could be Billboard Twins! Our foreheads will rule the world!!!

BWA HA HA!

Also, my cat Abby looks like Roy's sis.

Glad everyone (both of the human and feline variety) is feeling better.

Posted by: shiveringwarmth at October 12, 2006 10:48 AM

You and your grandma make a beautiful pair! And it looks like YOU bring a lot of joy to everyone there, both residents and caregivers.

True story:

Two years ago, I went to this clinic at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles because I was having trouble breathing through my nose, and most of the other patients were older with breathing problems. The patient who sat next to me was some funny older guy and we talked the whole time. When it was time to leave, he didn't realize that he had to pay for hospital parking and told me he always forgets to bring money. He asked if he could borrow ten bucks, and he'll return it the next time he sees me at this clinic. I said sure, and then he introduced himself as writer Sidney Sheldon (did you he also created the TV show "I Dream of Jeannie"?), who I am sure has more money than all of us combined. So, I loaned ten bucks to Sidney Sheldon. (he did pay me back)

Posted by: Neil at October 12, 2006 10:55 AM

I love cats. They have a healing touch.

Posted by: scotty at October 12, 2006 04:57 PM

You crack me up with your forehead comments. My family also inherited the large forehead gene. My brother tells his oldest daughter that when she was born the doctor told him, "Congratulations, you have a 7 lb. baby forehead." She takes it in stride --- don't hate us cuz we're beautiful.

Thanks for the laughs.

Posted by: Marlana at October 12, 2006 06:38 PM