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October 23, 2006

Funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party.

Hey ya'll! That title has absolutely nothing at all to do with anything, but I am listening to Power 106, because that IS HOW I ROLL, and now I can't decide if I am going to go out later and shake my moneymaker or if, instead, I might start walking up to random folks in the office and saying, "Go shorty! It's your birthday, it's your birthday!"

City of Encino, keeps me rockin, knows how to party.

So, my mom is safely back in Florida and I am safely back at my desk and no split ends were harmed at all this morning at my house, seeing as I somehow managed to COMPLETELY FRY AND BREAK not only my hair dryer (second one this year!) but also I scorched the electrical outlet in my bathroom so it no longer works and ... listen. Listen, folks.

I have magical powers, people, magic. In which seriously I can break almost anything. If, in fact, you are tired of some appliance or other electronic gadget in your posession and you want to get rid of it so you can go forth and purchase a newer, better model without the guilt of having a perfectly serviceable model already at hand, just give me a holla (holla! or... you know. If you're from the country like me, you may want to give me a holler.) And I will come over and lay hands upon your appliance and it will die.

It is a gift, really.

Pictures from the kickin' convalescent 'hood ... in which they do not let me touch mechanical things because they know I got The Power. Holla!

[ click each small picture for a larger view ]

       
Left to right. 1: Henry and the cat have a face-off in the hallway. Cat wins. 2: Grandma gets wings from a certain demented grandchild. Pimp her wheelchair! Yo! Yo! 3: Cat.

       
Left to right. 1: The kitty snuggled up on grandma's bed. 2 and 3: My mom, a woman of many masks.


       
Left to right. 1: Listen, you have fun the best way you know how! Like... dressing in funny costumes for the amusement of your child. 2: My mom and Derek. 3: Spooky! Grandma in a mask!


       
Left to right. 1: Chillin in the 'hood. 2: Ok, yes, perhaps I also went forth and pimped Mr. Hakim's ride a little bit, too. 3: Kitty prowling the hallway.


   
Left to right. 1: Raydine gets her wings, too! Ya'll, I was channeling Ludacris, fo reals. 2: Ryan and Mercy, who is the cutest little devil.


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Have a good Monday! And just let me know what your electronic or mechanical breakage needs are, because ya'll know I am there for you, ready to use my magic. Word.

Posted by laurie at October 23, 2006 11:50 AM