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September 01, 2006
Long weekends float my gravy boat
Long weekends are a beautiful thing. They're right up there with green-bean casserole and yarn shopping on my list of Favorite Stuff. Part of the excitement is the prospect of paid loafing-off (the fact that "loafing off" rates high on my excitement meter is a different issue all together.) But the best thing about long weekends -- even planned yearly events like Labor Day -- is their ability to throw everyone off schedule.
There is an un-real quality to a holiday Monday, like a hangover without the unpleasant throwing up and headaches. Everything seems disoriented and off-kilter, banks are closed but the malls are packed with red-tag sales. And while the mail doesn’t come and there’s no school, the grocery store is a madhouse of barbecue crazed people shoving piles of ranch dip into their shopping baskets.
Traffic is completely unpredictable, with rush hour happening at three p.m. on Friday and then freeways deserted (except for the thousands of police cruisers) for the rest of the weekend. Love you, holiday!
Hor-o-scopes coming sometime this weekend, maybe fueled by ranch dip and wine. Also!! On Tuesday the author of "Knit Fix" is doing a Q&A with me, because hello. We have your knitting mistakes here. Mistakes on a plane!
Drive safe, ya'll. And bathe naked in the barbecue sauce if the opportunity presents itself.

Posted by laurie at September 1, 2006 12:02 PM
Comments
Cheers to holiday weekends!
Poor Bob he looks really scared
Scaredy Cat
Posted by: psychomom at September 1, 2006 09:44 AM
And don't forget the watermelon and the slipe & slide.
Posted by: Aimee at September 1, 2006 09:45 AM
I LUUVVV long holiday weekends...and the picture of Bob!
Have a great weekend!
Posted by: Robin in VA at September 1, 2006 09:46 AM
Yes, long weekends are amazing! But isn't it bizarre that the short work weeks end up feeling the longest? Have a great weekend! Loaf-off!
Posted by: tj at September 1, 2006 09:46 AM
Hi cutie....I'm back!!! I sent you some embarrassing vacation photos (by email, of course!) No photos of a bathing suit-clad me is going to appear on the internets!!
I tried fried okra at a Golden Corral last week!! It was soooo yummy!!! I ate 2 whole plates of it!
Have a wonderful weekend! I'm going to spend it with my family and Ernesto!
Posted by: Liz R at September 1, 2006 09:47 AM
Yay for the long weekend!! Mine is extra long - I have 5 full days of loafing ahead of me!!! Enjoy your loafing..
Posted by: Shannon at September 1, 2006 09:48 AM
My favorite part about the long holiday weekend? People seem to check out (mentally, if not physically) on Friday, which means a much less stressful day at work for me.
Thanks for another hilarious installment of Pictures of Bob That Make Me Laugh Out Loud.
Posted by: Sarah at September 1, 2006 09:49 AM
Rock on, Laurie!
"See" you on Tuesday -- can't wait for ranch dip!
Posted by: k8 at September 1, 2006 09:51 AM
Leaving early the Friday before the weekend is a plus too! (My current company lets us do this. The last place I worked did not...)
Posted by: Tami at September 1, 2006 10:03 AM
Oh the long weekend. We are pretty easily amused, aren't we?
Posted by: Kristy at September 1, 2006 10:04 AM
Poor scared Bob.
Have a great Labour Day weekend!
Posted by: Dorothy B at September 1, 2006 10:09 AM
HA! That picture of the Bobster is priceless!
Enjoy your long weekend, Laurie! I will!
Posted by: Kim at September 1, 2006 10:13 AM
Oh, that picture of Bob made me guffaw!! I just scrolled up and guffawed again! You are the master!
Don't worry, Bob! Get your hearing checked!
Oh, so cute!!
Posted by: mctwin at September 1, 2006 10:16 AM
Have a great super-weekend, then!
Poor Bob... lol
Posted by: Juliana at September 1, 2006 10:19 AM
Love me some Bob-b-cutie! :)
Enjoy your long weekend - i have a houseful of guests coming to keep me busy! Must. go. clean.
Posted by: Megs at September 1, 2006 10:21 AM
If I put Ranch Dip on my cat does that make me weird?
:P
Just checking.
Posted by: KnittyOtter at September 1, 2006 10:24 AM
Ahh . . . for us, it's off to the beach, and a town concert/picnic, and a day off for the kids to forget they even started school this week. They'll have to re-start on Tues. Re: Bob--just share something you actually DO grill, and the deer-in-headlights look will instantly disappear.
Posted by: Dana at September 1, 2006 10:31 AM
Mmm..wine and ranch dip....
Posted by: Amy at September 1, 2006 10:32 AM
OMG! Bob looks terrified!
Traffic is very predictable in my area. Southern Maine is a big summer tourist area and this is the last Hoorah of summer. There is no moving on the highway all weekend (sort of like LA on weekdays, I guess) :-)
Posted by: Julie at September 1, 2006 10:35 AM
Not only do I have a long weekend, I have the ENTIRE month of September off! YIPPY!!!! We will be broke, but the kids will be happy. You could use that special surprise and come on up, Laurie!
Posted by: Trixie at September 1, 2006 10:42 AM
Bob is Price less!
Have a great weekend - and make sure you're careful with that naked bbq sauce thing ;)
Posted by: cursingmama at September 1, 2006 10:49 AM
Steaks on a plane!?
Posted by: Forest Green at September 1, 2006 11:05 AM
That photo reminds me of my nine year old who last year was asked which syrup she preferred: strawberry or boysenberry. She instantly went white as a sheet and exclaimed, "POISONBERRY?" Yes, we were finally going to do away with her and we were going to use pancakes.
Posted by: Susanne Koenig at September 1, 2006 11:08 AM
MISS STAKES ON A PLANE!!!
That's some funny sheeeyat.
Posted by: monkeygurrl at September 1, 2006 11:11 AM
LUUUV that shot of Bob. Does that make him "Bobiliscious"?
=:8
Posted by: Kimberly at September 1, 2006 11:11 AM
lol
Posted by: Jules at September 1, 2006 11:13 AM
happy labor day to you too! cheers to wine, ranch dip, barbecue and shopping!
also, i'll raise a glass to college football starting this weekend!
Posted by: rhett at September 1, 2006 11:16 AM
Not only is it a long weekend, my daughter has today off of school as well so it is a super long weekend.
Love Bob. Love his face. Absolutely love his name.
Posted by: Jennifer at September 1, 2006 11:22 AM
Happy long weekend, Laurie!!!! And Bob, too :-)
Posted by: Nancy at September 1, 2006 11:30 AM
OMG.. CUTE picture!
Posted by: Mia at September 1, 2006 12:02 PM
Bob is SO CUTE!!! Love the caption. Have a fun weekend.
Posted by: Christine G. at September 1, 2006 12:02 PM
have a great weekend, Laurie!
Posted by: Ang at September 1, 2006 12:05 PM
Yay Bob! Is he scared of the idea of barbecue=lots of people coming over, and thus lots and LOTS of scary feet in his vicinity?
Or is he scared that the great malificent Sobacawa will beat him out of his share?
I LOVE me some Monday holidays...mostly because it's these little "pocket holidays" that are the only ones us southern girls REALLY get. The other "holidays" are too filled with us girls cooking and doing the dishes (while the menfolk eat and watch football or play with new battery-op toys) for it to be a true "holiday" for us female-type people. In MY humble opinion, women ought to get extra social security credit for every friggin' "non-work day" that we have to cook that damn turkey!!
Posted by: Susan at September 1, 2006 12:30 PM
long holiday weekends - almost as good as snow days!
Posted by: holly_44109 at September 1, 2006 12:35 PM
i love long weekends because i think all weekends should be three days long. 1 day for chores, and 2 days for the loafing.
and one of my goals in life is to only have to work 4 days a week.
soon.
Posted by: maryse at September 1, 2006 12:50 PM
Nekkid and covered in BBQ sauce is really the only way to celebrate Labor Day....
I'm sure that's what The Founders of the Labor Movement had in mind, anyway.
Posted by: Amanda at September 1, 2006 01:56 PM
Long weekends, Bob, hor-o-scopes, knitting Q&A... does it get any better? Well, an all-expenses-paid yarn-shopping spree would be nice. What was that, honey? No, I do not have too much yarn already. Which trash can would you like me to throw all these classical CDs into?
Posted by: Lucia at September 1, 2006 02:11 PM
Bob-b-que! Made me remember when I was a teenager. We had a Japanese exchange student stay with us for the summer. Her first weekend at our home we had a good ole American Bar-b-que. As I was explaining the whole hamburger, hotdog and katsup thing, a horrified look stole over her face. "Hot DOGS? CAT-sup?" Poor think was afraid we were eating cats and dogs! I'm not sure that she ever really believed my explaination about hot dogs . . .
Posted by: knittingpagan at September 1, 2006 02:18 PM
Love comment with the photo!
Posted by: Jo Anne at September 1, 2006 02:18 PM
Another great photo of Bob!
Posted by: Leslie at September 1, 2006 02:45 PM
Laurie, cute cats - I use to have two (they both died awhile ago.). I now get my cat fix from my best friend. She has 3 cats and 2 dogs. I linked over to you from Neil. You've got a great sense of humor. I'll be back for more on you, the cats, and knitting. Oh, by the way - I'm obsessed with weather like you are obsessed with traffic. LOL
Posted by: Jody at September 1, 2006 02:54 PM
Enjoy your weekend Laurie!
Posted by: lorinda at September 1, 2006 02:57 PM
My little blue collar heart beats faster just thinking about Labor Day. It ranks right up there with my birthday and Christmas! And, to celebrate I plan to do absolutely NO labor...well except for scooping the litter box as usual. I 'might' get dressed even! Have a super weekend, and please reassure Bob
Posted by: Susan at September 1, 2006 03:32 PM
Oh how I love Bob!
Naked and covered in barbecue sauce would be quite a way to go, now that I think about it... hmmm
Posted by: Anne at September 1, 2006 03:42 PM
No laboring for me on labor day, thank you very much! I loves me the three day weekend.
Bob--Steer clear of the Charbroil. And if he didn't and you had veggies on the grill would that make Bob a "Bob-ka-bob"?
Sorry, couldn't resist! BTW--Did you NOT call a shopping cart a "buggy" in your post? Who are you and what have you done with Laurie? =)
Happy 3 day weekend!!!
Posted by: Slenderella at September 1, 2006 04:28 PM
I heart you, Bob T. Cat - you gave me such a great laugh!
Posted by: Leslie at September 1, 2006 04:53 PM
Have a great weekend, Laurie - and stop scaring Bob! ;) Hope you get to....uh....do some grillin'. Me, I'll be in the library most of the weekend. Well, that* and trying to get my &@^!# new blog site all set up. It'll be spiffy once I'm done. :)
Posted by: Samantha at September 1, 2006 05:03 PM
You are definitely making a name for yourself! Q&A with author- I am sure it's no reflection on your knitting skills, she probably reads your blog & know you'd be a great person to interview. Have you ever thought about podcasting? Happy long weekend!
Posted by: Sue F. at September 1, 2006 06:03 PM
All of a sudden here in Colorado, the weather turned fallish. Love your blog, love the fact that it's almost time for jeans and sweaters, and love Aunt Purl. Thanks so much for being there! FYI, bought some Exclamation today at Target - damn if I didn't think of you AND high school. Disclaimer: chardonnay started at 3 MST.
Posted by: Crystal at September 1, 2006 06:23 PM
Ok, I'm de-lurking to say this: Laurie, you crack me up! Have a good one.
Posted by: NORA at September 1, 2006 06:46 PM
I adore Bob.
Posted by: Jacqueline at September 1, 2006 06:58 PM
Another de-lurker here - ok, that pic of Bob is *the* best deer-in-the-headlights look I've ever seen. Anywhere. I've gotta blog a link for all my Due South-loving friends. (You have to be a DS fan to get the joke, although it was a actually a squirrel just before being hit...but trust me, people will howl.) And belated thanks for a good several days of major giggles when I caught up on your blog from the beginning. Priceless!
Posted by: MonicaPDX at September 2, 2006 01:21 AM
Have a great holiday weekend and lots of bob-o-que sauce.
Posted by: mrspao at September 2, 2006 03:20 AM
No school on Monday!!! Sorry but that is what the weekend means to me. Went out with a group of teachers last night to celebrate the end of the first week of school. We love the kids but we also love the idea of not seeing them for a day.
I also see that I am going to have to buy a lot of BBQ sauce. So that I can bathe nekkid in it. Driving is never a concern as I walk to the bar.
Posted by: Dagny at September 2, 2006 10:00 AM
Wow, in all the time i've been reading your blog, I never realized that Bob and my cat Dulce are identical twins seperated at birth! With the same What-I-wasn't-doing-anything-but-I'm-gonna-
poo-in-your-slipper-for-catching-me look.
Posted by: sssarahevt at September 2, 2006 10:14 AM
Hi Bob! So cute! :-)
Posted by: Mary in Virginia at September 2, 2006 10:24 AM
Shish-kaBob T. Cat? Yikes! Just make sure you have Frankiefurters and Soba noodles garnished with Roy-sauce as side dishes. With wine. Lottttttsssss of wine.
*snerk* Mistakes on a plane!
Posted by: Dusa at September 2, 2006 10:27 AM
Gurllllllllllll you crack me up! I luv your kitties, too! I have 3 furboys...never a dull moment!!! Have a great weekend! Cheers from WI!
Posted by: chelgal at September 2, 2006 12:18 PM
That's funny. I look just like Bob when the holiday weekend is over.
Posted by: Librarian Girl at September 2, 2006 05:42 PM
and a very Happy 96th birthday to Kitty Carlisle!
:-)
Posted by: ~~j at September 2, 2006 07:14 PM
Are there any cool Labor Day Yarn Sales you know about?
Posted by: Neil at September 2, 2006 10:20 PM
She said "Bob b cute", which is true. Don't worry - you're not going to be dinner, young man.
Posted by: Martigny at September 6, 2006 07:18 AM







