Bob: Wow, I have four feet... is that what I counted yesterday?

Bob: What?? Haven't you ever seen a cat do yoga before??

Bob:
Hey, can't a guy have some privacy when he's doing his morning ablutions?!

Here's to wearing funny hats and a brand new year!
Cheers!!

"doofusery". I love that word. That pretty sums up everything! Hmmm. Your cheeks kinda match Nice Lady's hat. Mebbe if you asked nicely, she'd let you borrow it..

Wow -- #5! I've never been this high on the list!

I have a similar picture of my cat.

"Whatchoo lookin' at, Willis?"

Oh, I forgot to caption in all my excitement.

"I'm ready for my close up, Ms. DeMille"
(kinda lame, but the best I could do on such short notice)

that's a photo that's just begging to be made into a CAP button!!

Bob -mid olympic hurdle! he wins the gold!!!

2005. an ok year but filled with a little too much sadness. Must move onward and upward. 2006 will be our year!

Thanks for brightening my day with the pic of funky hat lady. I love her.

Here's to a brand new year!!! *hugs*

Bob: Look into my eyes...you are getting very sleepy...now get me a treat...and chase that mouse for me...and now finish my bath for me...yes, yes, I shall take over the world!!

"Don't bogart the catnip man...."

Bob: "And the Russian judge gives him a 9.0 for his floor exercise routine".

CAP ~ BEST WISHES for a FANTABULOUS 2006, filled with all good things...cats, yarn, wine, rosy cheeks, friends, love and laughter. I know all of your loyal fans join me in wishing you Happy New Year!!!!

Nice entry! Anyway, just want to wish you a Happy New Year, or as we say in Germany: 'Guten Rutsch ins Neue Jahr!' A great slide into the New Year!...or as a knitter, I'd rather wish you: SSK for the New Year (without any YOs) ;p

Bob: well, there WAS a hydrant here...

Let's hope 2006 will be better for each of us, Laurie.

Bob: Look what I can do!

Yes. I am going to lick there!

Bob: "My green alien eyes will now control your mind!"

Thanks for taking pix at the WeHo SnB, Auntie Purl! I had to miss the event 'cause of the family Chanukah party! Did Natalie and Carla tell you about our YARN CRAWL on Wednesday?

Happy New Year, Sweetie! L.A. Ell's prediction: 2006 is going to be a great year for Miss Laurie!

Bob:Why, yes, I DO need to wash there again. Don't judge me.

Here's hoping your 2006 is better. You sure as heck have brightened up my 2005.

bob: "um... hello? little privacy? mind getting that camera out of my face?... i'm returning your copy of paparazzi..."

merry new year please!! all the best ur knitty highness... i shall drink wine, knit, and try my best to emulate your kewlness... (they say mockery is the sincerest form of flattery right... right??)

Bob says, "Why? Because I can."

I'm going to wear lots of funny hats next year.

"Bob was poised with intensity and grace as he awaited the start of the International Thumper Imitation Contest."

Bob: You're just jealous because you can't get your feet behind your head like I can.

Happy New Year, CAP! Here's to the Best Year!!!

LEFT LEG BLUE, RIGHT HAND YELLOW!

i thought the policy here was don't ask don't tell.

if i see that picture on ebay i will eat your paton's up country. i swear i will.

"What happens in Encino, stays in Encino..."

"What?" "There was a mouse, really there was. No. Really!"

Happy New Year!

Seeing the funny hat lady changed my day too. Who needs sleep when you can see amusing things like that. Happy Nude Year.

"I wouldn't have to do this if you'd let me use the toilet paper...I'm just sayin'"

Amen to that! And I love Bob. Even captionless. Looks like my late great JerryGizmo.

Love ya Purly! Have a Happy Great Wonderful New Year with no suckiness at all.

Great captions.(With special honourable mention to Drew.) Much better than anything I could think of.

Best wishes to CAP and her kitties for 2006.

"You know, lady, some cats don't have a camera crew documenting their every embarrassing pose. I better be getting a SAG card out of this."

Bob: Look at my foot! Look at it! It's coming right for you!

Bob: "Who needs women when you can lick your own balls?"

That was crass, I know. I'm just in that kinda mood.

Oh, and have a GREAT 2006, CAP!

2005 was El-Suck-O...

Bob: "Where'd it go?"

Happy New Year, CAP!!! Thanks for all the great musings this past year.

Here's to a great 2006!

If you don't mind me asking, where is that SnB? I live in the Los Angeles area myself, and have been looking for a group to go to. Thanks!

caption: "what? Yer kidding me! YOU can't lick your balls? Poor thing!"

SnB looks like it was fun, despite the small showing. I miss my Madison WI SnB group (no such monster in small town upstate NY unfortunately!)

Right foot, green. Left foot, red. Right paw, yellow. Left paw, blue.

Bob: What, you've never seen a cat play Twister before?

Bob: I'm busy. Go away.

SnBs look like fun. I don't even have an LYS, just a Wal*Fart- God forbid people actually get together an not knit in acrylic.

Purl- 2006 will be better- for everyone. (I hope.)

Bob: Oops, I did it again.

Aw man! Shannon stole the first one I thought of...some of us maybe watch too much MadTV.

"If I don't move...maybe she won't see me. Holding position...holding...holding..."

Bob: "was that the Katra Sutra???

"I am just about to taste myself where it counts." Okay. Maybe that's gross.

I'll work on my captioning.

Bob - "Damn, busted!"

Laurie - you're too sweet for words, and you have fast become a favourite place of mine to go on the 'net, if only to see you progress on your path of life. It's been a tough go, but you will come through. For 2006, I wish for you all that is good in life, with much love, happiness, success and peace of mind. With big hugs from Toronto - Brigitte.

Bob: "What?!? Just because YOU can't lick YOURS..."
Laurie, I'm so glad that you're feeling somewhat better. Hopefully this year the size of your ass will shrink, your wine glass will expand, and your budget will give you the things you want while providing the things you need.

Hey Laurie,
I found your blog last fall, and enjoy it very much. Some mornings, you are MY lady-on-the-bus, but without the hat. Hang in there, good times are on the way.

"Where'd they go?? Damn Bob Barker and his PSA's"

A knitting needle salute to the end of 2005! I'm so glad its almost over too.

Happy new year, CAP!

"Bob, always a fan of the element of surprise, demonstrates the subtle art of the pretzel pounce."

Bob: "Well, if there's an itch then you just gotta scratch . . . "

Thanks for sharing your life with us--you've brightened my 2005 tremendously! Let's all get our yarn on in 2006!

Bob: "What are you going to do with that photo? You're going to post it, aren't you? Don't be surprised if your camera vanishes again for the new year.... A cat needs some privacy, after all."

Happy new year, Laurie, and keep up the great posting!

No caption. Thank you everyone else for making me laugh even though my head is throbbing.

Also no funny hats for me. I wear berets in the rain. We have had lots in NorCal.

Have a fantastic new year.

Bob caption: "I'm warning you, this thing is loaded"

I LOVE NATALIE'S HAT. Sorry for shouting. But I do! What a hat! I must attempt to recreate it. Tell her Crazy Beehive Hat Lady is going to attempt to recreate her hat. Thank you!

What an adorable cutie-wootie-face your Bob is! "Doofusery" may be my new favorite word.

Happy New Year, darlin.

Bob: Since taking up yoga I can go places you only dream of baby

I'm just waiting for the butt-flavored cat food.

"Uh, Mom? Can we talk about that trip to the vet a while back?"

Happy New Year, and yes, 2006 is going to be a rockin' year for our favorite Laurie!

Bob, in his lateast Zoolander walkoff move, stops to pose for the paparazzi.

Bob: "Situp #1 ...... situp #2....hey, how's my form??..."

Bob: "How much do those supermodels get paid to pose naked with their skinny limbs posed just right so nothin' interesting shows? See? I could do that, and make tons of money!"

Q for U: So I see photos of your SnB and always wonder if you-all turn the A/C on really high to get it like 60 degrees in there so that you can wear all that yarn. Kinda like Imelda Marcos having an air conditioned room so she and her girlfriends could have lunch in their mink coats in the summertime in the Philippians.

Bob: So I'm thinkin' Beijing 2008. Just gotta put the final touch on my floor routine here...

Ewww, Rachel said butt-flavored cat food. Awesome.

Well, at least if there is no hot bus driver there is a Crazy Hat Lady to keep things interesting.

2006 is gonna rock yo socks off, lady!

Bob: The manager of the Kit Kat Club just offered me a job. Lapdancers make bank.

Bob: Just checkin to see if they've grown back yet.

Bob says, "Whose idea was this yoga workout? Now I'm stuck."

Bob says, "Whose idea was this yoga workout? Now I'm stuck."

Bob says, "Foo tags Laurie to do The List from her blog". HAHA! Good Bob!

For that matter, everyone else is tagged too! (You'll thank me later...it's a good exercise.)

Caption: You talkin to me? You must be talkin to me , 'cause I don't see noone else here.

can't caption... laughing too hard... must try to breathe...

Thanks for the funny hat lady pic! She looks so happy. Maybe that's the key: wear something happy-looking and you will find happiness.

Also, I love your scarf in the top pic!

Bob: My impersonation of Roy escaping the mad medicine mama. Now send bacon!
Goodbye 2005, Happy New Year 2006! ;-)

Bob: I call this pose, 'Crouching Kitty, hidden Karate foot.'

What? Nick and Jessica broke up?

Bob: Ok, got the 3D glasses ready? I'm gonna move now! Watch me now!

Laurie, Here's hoping 2006 is smooth sailing for you! I found your blog by chance and have loved reading every word!

Carrie

what... either I wash it or you'll be kissing my furry orange butt!

the caption would be "you know you want me, baby."

boy. i'm going to start compiling me a kickassbutt end of year so long to crap post. wheee!

also? i want that hat.

also? i can't figure out why all these
cali-for-ia womens are knitting scarves.

also? poor kendra.

also? that's your noro baby you're wearing, isn't it? *swoon*

BOB: My 2006 resolution??...star in my own cat porn movie.

COLD??? In LA??? HAHAhahhahaha
You don't know what cold is .....

News Years Jingle Lady on bus..EVASIVE ACTION!!
GREAT POST! Keep us entertained in 2006 (or we'll pummel you with a wet carp...I'm just sayin...)

Bob said, "He he he...I'll show you mine if you show me yours first."

Bob: I'm serious. I was getting ready to clean up for the annual New Year's Prowl, and I lifted my leg and...and...they were gone! Can ya take a look?

Do you see anything?

What?!?

Tell me!

Bob: Much like Grover on Sesame Street once did, I will now illustrate "NEAR" and "FAR" and confuse you with modern-art-like perspective.

This is kinda gross, but.....

Bob: yeah? Well, if y'all could do this you'd never need a date.

Happy New Year, Laurie!

"oly Crap, where did it go?? it was there earlier, honest, it really was, really, honest, I saw it......"

Bob: "No Mom... THIS is how you do it!"

Laurie, you always make me smile! You are the wittiest woman I know. I would gush more but I need to go drink some wine.

And thanks for stopping by. Your comment made my week! Happy New Year.

Bob says: I don't have to explain myself to you. Scram.

Crazy Aunt Purl, may 2006 bring you many wonderful things, least of those being a book deal!!! You rock.

Bob:
It's the brown pattern on the toilet paper.. I wipe and I wipe, but I just can't tell if it's clean. I *need* a second opinion, and I refuse to ask my tongue (you didn't bring me up as a ghetto_puss).
Seriously, who produces and markets a bogroll with a brown pattern on it? Hmm, come to think of it, who buys a toilet paper with a brown pattern on it?
Mum, I blame you.

"damn yoga's impossible"

Bob: Remember the last time you couldn't find your camera?...just wait lady!

CAP-here's wishing you happy fuzzy feet in 2006!

Bob: "Would you like me to groom yours next?"

Hey, you have hundreds of devoted readers who love you and a brand new year just waiting for good things to happen. Have a Happy New Year!!! It can only get better and it will.

Bob: Taste just like chicken!

(uh, er) that would be, "TasteS just like chicken..."

It's humiliating to blow the timing on a blog comment joke...

Caption - "The secret of life is, uh . . . what was the question"

2006 will be a great year for you. I know it!

Somehow, Annie and Audie(that would be me, audinsfree) got our Bob captions reversed. Must be the "A" thing. What'ev.) I hope that Bob will understand that I inadvertantly forget to insert the "?" at the end of his caption. So sorry, Bob. I've had the pleasure of knowing a couple of ever-so-loveable doopusses (and a couple or so of the two-legged doofi who defy description.) It's a beautiful world we're living in - who said that - was it Bob or Devo ?or . . .?

OOhh, a triangle ! We have Annie, Audie and Jenny. Hmm. Does Bob have an opinion on that? Perhaps it would be "hummm". I must consult with my feline-fur-one, Sheldon from Sitka about that situation. HE (the feline diva/divo who must be obeyed) has survived the trip from Alaska to Oregon and 4 or 5 homes and an unconscionable declawing. Still, he is a loving red/amber tabby who knows he's SOOOO pretty! He has high regard for other redheads (as do I, enhanced or not)

OOhh, a triangle ! We have Annie, Audie and Jenny. Hmm. Does Bob have an opinion on that? Perhaps it would be "hummm". I must consult with my feline-fur-one, Sheldon from Sitka about that situation. HE (the feline diva/divo who must be obeyed) has survived the trip from Alaska to Oregon and 4 or 5 homes and an unconscionable declawing. Still, he is a loving red/amber tabby who knows he's SOOOO pretty! He has high regard for other redheads (as do I, enhanced or not)

Just another fine mess my computer has gotten me into. Sorry about the replication - must be the doofa at this enda.

Caption for Bob:
Have you ever noticed, when a cat is licking himself, that he suddenly looks up at you, as if he just remembered something...???

On your mark, get set, GO!

Here's to a wonderful start to a great New Year I know you are going to have.

Bob: This is my cool breakdancing move, where I get up on my front paws, then swing my back legs around and... oops! YOU DID NOT SEE THAT.

Bob: This always happens when you change cat food brands...

Next year will be better. I'm about to go through the big D myself, and scared stiff. But people always bounce back.

bob: "i was NOT just looking for my nuts, lady. mind your own business."

You've stumbled on my secret for a happy life (yours and other people's): Funny head gear. Think about it: You just *see* a woman wearing funny head stuff and you smile and feel better. Imagine how much happier you'd be if you were WEARING funny head stuff. As a side bonus, if you're wearing the stuff, people just can't get mad at you. They might try, but they won't succeed. I highly recommend this mood therapy for anyone in need of a boost. Options for headgear include anything that doesn't impede vision: Those bobbly head bands are good, but my personal favorite is a tiara. Every girl deserves a tiara. Just go on out and get yourself one. (Bonus if you can find a cool magic wand.) If you can't find yourself sumpin, let me know and I'll try to help. Mood magic can also be found in funny brownies and, given your location, The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love. Try out the tiara....

Caption:

If you could reach, you'd do it too.