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November 15, 2005

Please alert the Mother Nature that it is NOVEMBER.

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Two weekends ago I replaced the wilted, fading summer plants (basil, chives, parsley, some rather mutated and sad-looking daisies) with my fall flowers. The hanging baskets got filled with cheerful autumn daisies, and there are the garden mums, and two huge poinsettias and some other flowers that are (were) purple and pretty.

Then November? The one that is supposed to be all cool and autumn-like? Well, NOVEMBER IS A BIG FAT LIAR. Here in sunny and scorched Southern California, we have a red flag fire alert because it's over NINETY DEGREES with high winds and low humidity. IN NOVEMBER. And my hanging baskets had to be shuffled under the patio for shade and the pretty purple flowers? Crispy. So sad! Hate you, nature! First you go and ruin the world with tsunamis and hurricanes and wildfires and tornadoes and now you bake my garden mums!! WHEN WILL THE INSANITY STOP??? GO GET LAID ALREADY AND STOP BEING SO MEAN.

(This is the part where my mom, who is reading this because someone in her office probably said, "Uh, your daughter just told the weather to get a vibrator... " wonders where she went wrong and seriously wishes she had sent me to Catholic shool.)

So! Hello! It is hot down here in Los Angelesville!


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Posted by laurie at November 15, 2005 09:25 AM

Comments

Sure...the poor birdy comes here (S. FL) and would be blown back to you by the hurricanes.
Altho...it is only 82 today, and at night 67 to 72. No crispy flowers here!! I haven't replanted since 10/24 when Wilma blew them all next door.

Posted by: kim at November 15, 2005 09:31 AM

Oooh, I know where that fountain is. I've gotten a bit of cash from the ATM there after wooping it up at the Boneventure. :)
If it's any consolation, my drive to the bus stop this morning involved navigating fog so thick I could only see car lights in front of me if I was within 2 car lengths of it. Fun!

Posted by: Marnie at November 15, 2005 09:58 AM

You wouldn't be much better off here in Florida. It scorching hot, we've got suffocating humidity and we're forced into watching some stupid storm called "Gamma". I just hope Mother Nature doesn't forget to check the calendar this year and remembers that she's all done with this hurricane trash in FIFTEEN days. Maybe I shouldn't tempt Ms. Nature like that.... not much worse than Mother Nature with a case of PMS and a bad attitude!

Posted by: Kris at November 15, 2005 09:59 AM

Poor flowers! It's even above normal here in Cincinnati. Unlike CA though, that still means in the 60's and rainy and generally icky. Wanna trade? :)

Posted by: ck at November 15, 2005 10:00 AM

I will be HAPPY to send you some rain/sleet/snow that is happening here in Iowa (where we also got some tornadoes west of here this weekend) if you would like. :)

We're supposed to get a couple inches of snow here in by tomorrow and NO ONE here knows how to drive in the snow... It's lovely.

:)

Posted by: Carma at November 15, 2005 10:08 AM

it's warm here in Western PA too.65 or something.....it's damn humid today..it's mid-November people, where are the cool crisp temperatures...I want crisp not CRISPY!!!!....
I had a mammogram today...OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!...ya know I know it's something we all need to do, but OWWWWW!!!!

Posted by: Cheryl at November 15, 2005 10:08 AM

I'm jealous of the heat. We are supposed to get snow today. SNOW!

Posted by: Amy at November 15, 2005 10:17 AM

Um, we're /supposed/ to have snow here (in Tahoe), or so rumor has it. The resorts are set to open this weekend...you know SKI resorts...what people will be sliding down, I don't know as it's been CLEAR with highs in the high 50s, low 60s. The only white stuff I've seen recently is the whip cream in the mocha I got this morning. Global warming? Nawww, get out!

Posted by: Mary (in Tahoe) at November 15, 2005 10:18 AM

I was just thinking the same thing this morning as the weather man told me it would be a whopping 80 degrees in the Bay Area.

Posted by: Liz at November 15, 2005 10:21 AM

i went to an all-girls catholic school for a couple of years. my classmates were pretty boy-crazy, and most of them became moms right out of high school...if they weren't already coming to school pregnant and wearing muumuus. i still use my catholic school girl uniform, but only on halloween so i can be gogo from the kill bill movie.

Posted by: keohinani at November 15, 2005 10:22 AM

It is 70 in SC today. We are expecting rain (YEA) for the first time in *months* and then cool weather tomorrow. Something about a front coming through. I just hate I put away all my summer clothes last month. I look funny in a sweater at 75 degrees, but darnit, it's November and I want to feel Holidayish!

Posted by: Rhett at November 15, 2005 10:32 AM

I also went to catholic school for 10 years. All the nuns gave me was serious fodder for jokes. And 20 years later, I'm still mocking them. Enjoy the weather while it lasts - you *know* we'll be bitching about the "biting cold" when it dips down to 50 in February.

Posted by: MonkeyGurrrrl at November 15, 2005 10:34 AM

Wow, is that fountain in your backyard?!?!

Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at November 15, 2005 10:39 AM

You must admit though CAP, it is better then sitting in snow and having to wear all of those coats and gollashes (?). And I need the sun for a bit longer as daughter is having 13 for a sleep over on Saturday and they need to be in the tent....not in my house like last year, when it poured rain and the tent leaked.

Posted by: Darci at November 15, 2005 10:42 AM

Poor flowers -- that'll teach you for being all green-thumb-y like!

Um, um, I bet a nice pair of fuzzy feet would feel so good on a day like today in LA. :P

Posted by: cant_talk_knitting at November 15, 2005 10:45 AM

For as much as I hate cold weather, I stood in my closet this morning and screamed "Get cold already!" as I stared at all my pretty sweaters. It's still in the 70s here in NC. We are in a drought and have severe water restrictions so everyone's grass and flowers will soon die. Soon they will start mandating that you can only take a 4 minute shower, can't wash cars, and have to wash clothes and dishes sparingly. So not only will it be hot but it will be stinky. Strange how other parts of the country are dealing with snow and the Carolinas have turned into a desert.

Posted by: Saun at November 15, 2005 10:48 AM

Oh honey, you're still acclimating. L.A. often has Santa Anas right through Xmas. And then the El Nino rains come around March, you'll like that part.

Posted by: Kay at November 15, 2005 10:55 AM

Try being here in Arkansas. Last I heard. we're under a tornado watch.
Tornadoes?! In November?! Tornadoes (or is it tornados?) used to a spring thing.
I remember when I was little, it actually used to be cold in November. Once it even snowed on Halloween. Not so much anymore.
:o(
I've gotten pretty adept at the scarf knitting, but it's too freakin' warm to wear a scarf.

And the Catholic School thing--I almost went to Mount Saint Mary's but my parents heard that it's commonly known as Mount St. Mattress. Hence my public high school education which is why I don't know the plural of "tornado".
:o)

Posted by: Susannah at November 15, 2005 11:00 AM

Well, it has snowed here today and the snow is still sitting there on the ground. which probably makes it about 32F (though I can't be bothered to get up and check).

Catholic school wouldn't have helped. You might have been worse in rebellion against it. Your mom is probably unsurprised by your comment.

Posted by: JoVE at November 15, 2005 11:03 AM

As much as I would love some warm weather...

I love that this week Portland has decided to be cold, sunny and beautiful. It reminds me of fall in Colorado growing up. Sigh. Only it's green still here...and most of the trees still have fall color.

Perfect knitting weather.

Posted by: taral at November 15, 2005 11:14 AM

Looks like you may not be meant to wear all the cute little scarves you have made... hahaha, I'm in Virginia and have now gotten many chances to wear those scarves you loved! thank you by the way for validated my knitterly worth!

Posted by: Brandy at November 15, 2005 11:21 AM

Purl - I understand your pain. I've lived in (NOrthern) Cali for 8 years now and I still don't get the weather - crappy when it's supposed to be nice and nice when you're expecting crappy. I remember when I was in LA for work last year about once a month and it rained EVERY time. I didn't even know it rained there at all until then. Just keep your scarf in your pocket for the minute it gets cold (you know, like 68F or so!)

Posted by: lisaz at November 15, 2005 11:39 AM

I adore you, really I do... But complaining about gorgeous weather? You had better just do a karma turn-around there, honey! I woke up to 26 degrees this morning. But, did I complain? No! (well, okay, maybe a little) Then I got an email from my sister who works in Antarctica. Holy Bejeezus that would suck.

Posted by: shari at November 15, 2005 11:48 AM

Oh, honey, come to Chicago for some winter mess. Went out at lunch and it is COLD and rainy. Tonight it is supposed to snow (but not stick). I am jazzed about the snow. I am one of those people who like winter.

By the way, I had an incident with one of my cats last night. He ate a saftey pin. I was working on a quilt and saw one fly through the air and then in his mouth. Totally freaked out. I was up the entire night checking on him. Have any of your pets eaten strange stuff?

Posted by: Mary at November 15, 2005 12:24 PM

To Quote the Great One, Jimmy Buffett:

"I was supposed to have been a Jesuit priest
Or a Naval Academy grad.
That was the way my parents perceived me
Those were the plans that they had.
But I never fit the part,
Too dumb or too smart,
Ain't if Funny how it all worked out?
We are the people our parents warned us about.''

Posted by: Hurricane Chase at November 15, 2005 12:43 PM

well...here (in New England) it is about to snow and we still have to get all the leaves off the ground. I'd really rawtha have another 2 weeks of temperate weather -- as opposed to the one we're about to be in the middle of. But instead, it's marathon leaf raking time and the one who doesn't get her potted perennials in the ground before it freezes is an utter fool. I am hoping that is not me.

Posted by: kd at November 15, 2005 12:49 PM

Wish we could split the difference. Here, the high for today (and aren't we lucky it's even this warm) was 51 degrees.

But wouldn't 70 - 75 be lovely??

Posted by: Jackie at November 15, 2005 12:58 PM

I agree I made all of these scarves! and cute little hats and things and now I can't wear them why you ask? BECAUSE I AM IN THE APPALACHAIN MOUNTAINS AND IT IS STILL 70! Its supposed to be witches tittie cold and its 70! All of these cute projects wasted!!! It better be cold by Xmas becasue my friends will be forced to wear their cute scarf and hat sets!

Posted by: Lauren at November 15, 2005 01:04 PM

it's freakishly warm here in boston too -- it's supposed to go up to 70 tomorrow or something insane like that. i know that 70 isn't 90 but at this time of year we're waiting for our first major dump of snow -- the kind that sticks to the ground.

so sorry about your crispy flowers.

is your drew mr. crochet? just wondering because i just read all about him in the latest issue of knit.1

Posted by: maryse at November 15, 2005 01:28 PM

it IS hot.
and i'm sick.

i hate LA.

Posted by: miss kendra at November 15, 2005 01:31 PM

I just snorted Ginseng Green Tea up my nose whilst reading about Mother Nature. Can I try telling her similar things over here in Michigan?

I'm with KD; High of 42 today, windy, hard drizzle, and that's the warmest we'll see until after Thanksgiving. Lordy, the leaves that need a-rakin'. Snow for sure on Thursday. But I still wouldn't want to live in So Cal.

Posted by: Imaginarymaggie at November 15, 2005 01:37 PM

you're making me laugh aloud!!!! :) THANKS! the weather report here says our butts will be 27* by thursday night. BRRR! brrr, considering how balmy it's been in n.c. i do wish for *seasonable* weather, but inlight of fuel prices, i'd rather not have to turn the heat on!
if you want cold weather, take a winter trip to the north shore of minnesota ... that's where i first experienced my nasal hair crackling, my chin froze, my eyelashes had frost on them, and then i had to go use the outhouse at MINUS 40*!

Posted by: gray la gran at November 15, 2005 02:36 PM

I went to go ride (bike) this morning before work and it was thirty fucking eight degrees. Rode on the trainer in front of the tv instead and was still cold for the first 10 minutes! I'm sorry for you, though, cuz you can't wear all your Uggs and yarn stuff!

Posted by: LeAnne at November 15, 2005 02:37 PM

The main thing I hate about the weather here in so cal is that you always have to be prepared or "layer." Yea sure, up here in the desert it was 80 degrees but you can bet as soon as the sun goes does at what? 3pm! (hate the time change) it will drop to 50 degrees! We get to wear shorts and tank tops but can't leave home without your sweats and parka!

BTW Purl...LOVE LOVE your blog. I am your newest stalker I do believe! Take care of you, and your children.

Posted by: MissKat at November 15, 2005 02:45 PM

I tried to feel sympathy for you. Really I did. Because in my heart of hearts I want to be a nice person. But then I remembered that it's cold and windy and wet and rainy and miserable here in Toronto and I'm just getting my umpteenth cold of the freakin' year and I just couldn't do it. Sorry.

Posted by: Rachel H at November 15, 2005 03:05 PM

Hey, it was 75F here in DC today. HELL-freakin'-LO. I own a yarn store. I want -- NEED -- cold weather.

Posted by: Kristine at November 15, 2005 03:37 PM

I'm a product of Catholic school. Doesn't help a girl's virtue one bit -- we had pregnancies just like all other schools, I guess.

Yeah, November - what the hell? It got to almost 80 here today, when it should be in the damn 50's.

I'm pissed, too, like you.

Posted by: Mary at November 15, 2005 05:39 PM

Go ahead and get laid already Mother Nature....THAT is too dam funny!!!

Posted by: haji-o-matic at November 15, 2005 07:20 PM

This is normal, normal Southern California weather. I can't tell you how many Thanksgivings my family spent with the windows open (or even the a/c on sometimes) while the turkey cooked because it was so freaking hot. Normal, I tell ya. Just hope that the winds stop quickly. I hate the wind.

Posted by: Diane at November 15, 2005 11:06 PM

Well, here in southeast Texas, it has been around 85 for a few days, but today is is in the 50's!! But it ALWAYS rains when the weather gets cooler as a result of a cold front. We NEVER have cold weather without rain, and it's not cold enough to snow :(

Posted by: Faith at November 16, 2005 05:11 AM

You could always come to AZ... Hotter than Hell, erm, LA in the summer, but we're finally cooling off IN NOVEMBER!!!

I feel your pain. :)

Posted by: Eva at November 16, 2005 08:10 AM

San Francisco was a record 78 yesterday. So so so wrong. Especially since it was only a week or so ago that it was pouring rain. I mean I was wearing wool last week. I want to wear sweaters.

Posted by: Dagny at November 16, 2005 08:11 AM

I love pictures of birds! And the comments must be exactly what this bird thought at the moment. Love to imagine what birds think while sitting around in the park :-)

Posted by: Katrin at November 16, 2005 08:19 AM

It's kinda like that too here in Houston, except it is really hot and humid unlike LA.

Posted by: Kenny at November 17, 2005 12:12 PM

Yes please alert Mother Nature it is NOVEMBER! Who ever had to worry abt a hurricane the week before Thanksgiving??!?!?!?!?
And yet people keep moving here.......
BTW I love the pics of your cats and CANT WAIT to see Kitty Pi done!!!

Posted by: Lynn at November 18, 2005 07:26 PM