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November 29, 2005

Cheese on a Tuesday.


Sobakowa doesn't like cats very much, but she loves Roy to pieces. Since he's been sick she has been his constant companion. Who are these crazy people that think animals have no souls? Even evil dictator kittens know when their friends need them. (Soon-to-be-ex-husbands could learn a lot from this parable. I AM JUST SAYING IS ALL.)

Moving on.

So... it's a cheesy internets quiz. Don't hate.

TEN random things you might not know about me.
1: I write everything down on post-it notes.
2: Klutzy? Moi? Oui!
3: I swear I will never get married again.
4: I secretly hope that's not true.
5: Sometimes I panic at night.
6: I can't sing for crap.
7: But I do it anyway!
8: I prefer cake to pie.
9: I am dental-flossing challenged.
10: I make up words (you knew that one, I cheated).

NINE places I’ve visited
1: Iceland
2: Norway
3: Sweden, twice -- both times on accident
4: Poland
5: Czech Republic
6: France
7: Maine
8: Spain
9: Van Nuys ... ya'll. Don't be jealous.

EIGHT ways to win my heart
1: CAKE.
2: Adoration.
3: Drive me places. I hate to drive.
4: Hold my hand.
5: Be a willing participant in my crazy camera lady ways.
6: Forgive me when I mess up.
7: Be honest.
8. CAKE.

SEVEN things I want to do before I die
1: Write a book.
2: Have a little yappyass purse dog.
3: Take my mom on a cruise.
4: Go to Alaska with the fam. Hi Dad!
5: Let go. LET GO.
6: Hold onto something good.
7: Make out with my hairdresser.

SIX things I’m afraid of
1: Spiders.
2: Losing my family.
3: Roy dying.
4: Mr. X never regretting that he left.
5: Never finding the perfect pair of jeans.
6: Math

FIVE things I don't like
1: Mean people. What is the point? Really? Be nice or shutthefuckup.
2: Sushi.
3: Being paycheck-to-paycheck.
4: Divorce Lawyers.
5: Underwire.

FOUR ways to turn me off
1: Lie.
2: Be cruel to an animal.
3: Tell me all the things about me I should change.
4: Have no appreciation for cake.

THREE Things I do everyday
1: Daydream
2: Hope for the best
3: Get lost. No, really. I can get lost on the way to the 7-11. I need help, people.

TWO things that make me happy
1: Morning kitty snuggles
2: Unexpected smiles.

ONE thing on my mind right now
1: A far-away fantasy.

With this here internets quiz, I tag... EVERYONE ON THE PLANET. Heh heh. Seriously. Or Soba will come hug you to death.

Edited to add: Or don't do the internets quiz! It's your choice! I don't know what tagging is exactly, either, except that last time I forgot to do it and got eleventeen emails about it. So. Now I am doing it with everyone (because I am that sort of girl) what with my loose moral fiber and all. Cake!

Posted by laurie at November 29, 2005 9:56 AM