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October 28, 2005
Fuzzy Feetalong ... film footage at eleven!
Breaking news! This just in from the Associated Press! Knitters may single-handedly solve the energy crisis of 2005-2006!
The Department Of Fossil Fuels And Stuff has just gotten word that a renegade band of knitters will be making fuzzy feet, bringing demand for winter heating fuel to an all-time low and toppling the oil industry! Tens of tens of knitters will rule the world! AND have fuzzy feet!
Just think -- you, too, can be a part of the solution.
Anmiryan of Gromit Knits has built a website for the fuzzyfeetalong and you can find it right here:
http://gromitknits.typepad.com/fuzzyfeetalong/
Honestly, I have no idea what you do in a knitalong. I am bad at team sports ... if I hit one of ya'll in the eye with a dpn, the phrase "I told you so" should come to mind. Also, I apologize in advance for probably mooning someone when I need to score a touchdown on heel flaps. But I am very excited to have some felted fuzzy slippers for my mom for Christmas!
My mom, on the other hand, is probably not swooning with happiness because I spent the greater part of my formative years making my parents "artsy" stuff like:
Age 3-5: macaroni-encrusted pencil holders, macaroni collages, macaroni anything (It was the '70s, folks.)
Age 6-7: lumpy ashtrays (for my family of nonsmokers)
Age 8: one nature collage made of poison ivy, poison oak and sumac. Boy was that one a hit. Especially when I was lying in a calamine lotion bath all summer.
Age 9-13: random stuff made at 4-H camp, a.k.a. "the lanyard years"
Age 13-17: paintings of teenage angst
Age 18-present: Things I refer to as "kitschy" to mask their awfulness
So anyway, I'm sure she is just waiting with baited breath for my newest creation which she IS OBLIGATED TO WEAR everytime she sees me until they mysteriously get eaten by giant Florida moths or swept away by a freak HMC* vortex.
[ *HMC = Homemade Crap ]
Don't be scared by the sock-like qualities of fuzzy feet. Theresa, the creator of the pattern has generously offered to answer questions when we have them and besides.... You felt this project! Felting hides all sins. Love the felting. And if that isn't enough to lure you... how 'bout a shiny button?
Posted by laurie at October 28, 2005 09:54 AM
Comments
can i have a button even if i'm too remedial to knit fuzzy feet?
it's true, i am.
Posted by: miss kendra at October 28, 2005 10:10 AM
Ah. Kitschy. Probably the same types of things I refer to as "folk art."
Posted by: Amy at October 28, 2005 10:10 AM
I can't wait to get started on these. I plan on making them for everyone on the List this year. I LOVE felting!
Tanya
Posted by: Tanya at October 28, 2005 10:18 AM
kendra... you may have the button of your choice :) free to a good home! And you know ... if I can attempt fuzzyfeet, anyone can. I looked at the pattern this morning and already have a question. Do I cast on to the circular needles or the dpns? I HAVE QUESTIONS BEFORE EVEN CASTING ON!!!
See what I mean about me and the remedial?
Amy -- I heart "folk art" heh heh
Posted by: laurie at October 28, 2005 10:19 AM
Tanya .. I love felting, too! It's like... a miracle. Unless you didn't mean to felt something, ahem. No comment.
FRIDAY!!!!! I am so so happy it's friday. Fuzzyfeet day. mmmmmm ... cabernet and patons up country and tivo.....
Posted by: laurie at October 28, 2005 10:21 AM
Happy Fuzzy Feet Friday!!! I'm Ms. K's polar opposite - I think I can knit the FF, but I'm too remedial to figure out how to use the buttons. :( Techno-savvy. That's *NOT* me.
Hee-hee. "The lanyard years." My Monkey's going through that stage. But you know, I just love *every* misshapen, ill-proportioned, hideously colored gift she gives me. I'm sure your mom does too!!!
Posted by: MonkeyGurrrrl at October 28, 2005 10:29 AM
Hi MonkeyGurrrl!
If you would like a button for your site and can't upload it to your own website, just copy and paste the following:
Monkey button:
<img src="http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/images/buttons/button-fuzzyfeet2.gif">
Non-animated button:
<img src="http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/images/buttons/button-fuzzyfeet1.gif">
Feet button:
<img src="http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/images/buttons/button-fuzzyfeet3.gif">
Posted by: laurie at October 28, 2005 10:39 AM
I am so excited about the fuzzy feet! Felting! So fun, and more importantly forgiving! Plus, I now have an excuse to buy a set of the Addi Turbos in another size. Thanks for the excuse to visit the LYS!
Posted by: amy at October 28, 2005 10:41 AM
Laurie - if you are using circs - cast on the the circs.
If you are going to DPN the whole way - cast on to DPNs.
Loosely and DO NOT TWIST
April
Posted by: April at October 28, 2005 10:51 AM
April... thank you!!!
Amy... um, I believe I have just become an enabler LOL
Posted by: laurie at October 28, 2005 10:57 AM
love the buttons! I'm going to take one just to publicize, even though I'm not doing the KAL thanks to other more tedious project for Christmas gift in the works.
Posted by: cant_talk_knitting at October 28, 2005 10:58 AM
I'll have to add these to my list :)
Posted by: ck at October 28, 2005 11:02 AM
I'm heading to WEBS tomorrow morning to get yarn for Fuzzy Feet! And I'll be home in plenty of time for my Moebius Ring class at 2! LOL KNITTING ROCKS!
And thanks for the button. I'll get it on my site soon after the News Conference about the indictment of Scooter! Yeah - at least one of the government types is gettin' it!
Posted by: Leslie at October 28, 2005 11:15 AM
Oh, to link the button, you have to put code around it, too. You would use code like this EXCEPT with no spaces:
<a href="http://gromitknits.typepad.com/fuzzyfeetalong/">
<img src="http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/images/buttons/button-fuzzyfeet2.gif">
</a>
Posted by: laurie at October 28, 2005 11:15 AM
I'm so in.. gonna start mine monday night, and might even make em black and orange in honor of halloween
Posted by: Amy at October 28, 2005 11:19 AM
I have the yarn and the needles but (ha) no idea who I will give these to. I went with blue yarn, with the knowledge that they will be gender neutral. That keeps my options open as to who I will foist the finished project off on. My mother is already getting a sweater for Christmas. (My first!!!)
Posted by: Kristy at October 28, 2005 11:48 AM
YAY!!! I have a button WITH graphics, and it LINKS!!!! I still have no idea how or why it works, but I bow to the powers of the Mighty Aunt Purl!!!
Posted by: MonkeyGurrrrl at October 28, 2005 12:33 PM
Greeting from Arkansas. I find your website very interesting. I am grasping, or trying to find the domestic part of me--or at least a hobby. I have been tossing around the idea of knitting; and you make it sound really fun. So, thank you for inspiring me.
Posted by: Steph at October 28, 2005 01:05 PM
Yea Laurie!
I just started mine, have turned the heel, picked up the gusset and am real intimidated. Can I really do this? Can't wait to find out!
MX
Posted by: MX at October 28, 2005 01:07 PM
MX you go go go speed racer! Ya'll are making me excited to go home and get started!
Posted by: laurie at October 28, 2005 01:18 PM
http://www.startribune.com/stories/1451/5694603.html
This is a cat for you--thought it might like this story
Posted by: Mona at October 28, 2005 01:20 PM
I made my first ever button for the Fuzzy Feet KAL. It's silly, but then again I like silly.
http://nextproject.typepad.com/for_my_next_project/2005/10/my_first_button.html
Posted by: Kat at October 28, 2005 01:28 PM
I'm in! Thanks Laurie.
ooh. my first knit-along. I'm so excited. I feel like, you know, a real member of the knit blogger community. Even though I'm not really a knit blogger. he he.
Next thing you know I"ll be all: SP7!!
Now, if only I could figure out how to add buttons and things to my sidebars. It don't know if it is me or blogspirit that sucks. I'm leaning toward blogspirit.
Posted by: lisa at October 28, 2005 01:43 PM
Ok, I joined the knit-a-long...thanks for another project. :) I just have to warn y'all...be careful when felting. Put the socks in a pillowcase. I made a whole bunch of purses last year and it clogged my machine. AHHHH!!! I have a new machine too. The repair guy was rather cute though and asked to see the purses that did the damage.
Posted by: Mary at October 28, 2005 02:00 PM
Yea! My first knitalong too! I am still working on socks for socktoberfest, but these qualify as socks, right? Love your blog, it's too much fun. Looking forward to November's Horrorscope!
Posted by: Fannie Pie at October 28, 2005 05:58 PM
Okay, I sm still too stupid to make the button work on my new blog, but I just finished the first feet....foot...whatever. It is waaaaaay big and I hope the felting fairies are with me when I put it in the washer.
If not a pillowcase, I read that it is a good idea to put the item you are felting in a mesh lingerie bag.
Start the next one or sleep? Hmmmm......
MB
Posted by: MBT at October 28, 2005 06:57 PM
Me again, instead of casting on or sleeping, I managed to get the monkey button to work on the blog. Laurie, you are a genius, it certainly wasn't me!
MB
Posted by: MBT at October 28, 2005 07:08 PM
It's not a real gift if you didn't make it.
Posted by: Bess at October 29, 2005 02:54 AM
I'm knitting the fuzzy feet to go with my fuzzy lets.
;-)
Posted by: Mary in Boston at October 29, 2005 09:01 AM
All signed up, button posted, yarn picked, supplies ready... AND I CAN'T START TILL NEXT WEEK. But I will, for sure be starting these next Friday =)
Posted by: Dani at October 29, 2005 05:33 PM
Ok, this has nothing to do with the knitting and really, i am SO not picking on your spelling because, You? Genius. Me. dyslexic. and not so bright. and rarely bother to use the shift key. see???
BUT....
Laurie's Mom? Hi. Here. Have some mints. I'll sit here with bated breath while you munch them down because "Baited" breath? Ew. Worms. Or maybe you just like sushi. and that's ok. Sushi's good. i like sushi. have some gum too.
*smartass grin and hopes laurie still loves me*
Posted by: southernwench at October 31, 2005 05:57 AM
heh. Nope. I meant "baited." Like, she's sitting there waiting with baited breath, which I thought was hysterically funny... you are the only one who got it though!!
See how I slip things in there real quicklike?
p.s. stephanie are you back in N.O. yet?
Posted by: laurie at October 31, 2005 10:41 AM
La Laurie!
I thought it was funny too and was afraid you'd be offended *snicker* I truly AM dyslexic and some days my own NAME doesn't look right *rolling eyes* but some words you just LEARN to spell just b/c you screw them up so many times. like untie and unite (and i HATE HATE HATE that joke btw, b/c i ALWAYS have to look at it and SPELL IT OUTLOUD to figure out which word it is)
New Orleans: UGH! that's really all I can say. *Sigh* I don't have a place to live in new orleans so i'm still living in Baton Rouge but my *J*O*B* (which should be a 4 letter word) in its infinite wisdom decided we are staying in downtown new orleans. Because we had no damage to the building. except we lost our servers and had to wait and get new ones and recover data and move it to the new servers. and you know that one office that flooded from the ceiling and now probably has mold and stuff up there. and the elevator. that flooded. and no longer works so we have the new 'Company excercise program' called 'Take the freaking stairs even if you work on the eleventymillionth floor'. and that patch of carpet they tore up for some reason that they won't talk about. and we can no longer get into the building with our card keys/pass keys and someone has to physically OPEN the door. but you know. no damage. none. the building is perfect *cough* But i love my job! Love it! that's why i'm still here! LOVE YOU JOB! Blogging from Home! pay no attention to the time stamp.
SO.. i have a nice lovely drive of about 2 hours in the morning so by the time i get to work... well. depends on the traffic. some days i'm all social and some days my co workers are afraid of me. and then in the evening, i have a lovely 2+ hours drive 'home' to get out my frustration by screaming and cursing at the other drivers :) But the valium is helping. and they won't let me have a gun. so it's pretty safe. you know, for them. But you know all about that long ass commute so i will NOT complain about the commute.
More info than you wanted?? *hahahahaha* I'm a little high strung these days. I'd drink to calm down but girl, there is just not enough wine in the world. there would suddenly be a wine shortage and then.. what would *YOU* do and then it would be all my fault and i'd feel bad. so, you know. *Hugs*
things are good. things will work out. and if you've ever visited New Orleans and thought 'oh, how pretty!' - trust me. don't come down for a while. it's hard. it's heartbreaking. one day, i'll stop crying when i drive into work. really.
it'll be ok.
love you
*hugs*
s
Posted by: southernwench at November 1, 2005 05:43 AM







