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September 12, 2005
No need for a guard dog here at Chez Wino.
When you live in a completely unnatural place like Los Angeles, you tend to forget that nature is all around us and even though we do our best to get rid of it, it is just waiting for its chance to sneak up on a person and EAT YOUR EYES. And then, EAT YOUR STASH.
And I know people who claim to like camping and hiking and other invigorating pursuits that take place outside the car, but I do not trust nature (it is trying to kill me) and frankly, I find that if I sit on my patio long enough with a glass of wine, nature will come crawling to me, or flying to me, and it will SCARE ME HALF TO DEATH, and yet I will be compelled to photograph it. I brave the nature, pretending I am working for National Geographic and my images will be the definitive work, the exposé, on the wildlife of the Encino patio region. And of course I can only do this while I am on the phone with Jennifer, because one can never EVER venture into nature alone, or dingos will eat your baby.
Me: OH MY GOD IT'S ... BIGGER THAN MY HEAD
Jen: What is?
Me: I don't know... it's ... a moth? A beast? Jeff Goldblum finally fully morphed into The Fly?
Jen: Where is it?
Me: In the rafters of the patio, oh oh oh I have GOT TO TAKE ITS PICTURE.
Jen: Are you outside with it?
Me: ... yes?
Jen: This can't be good.




This is what I get for hoarding all the Up Country. Someone must have circulated a memo to nature, detailing the specifics of one very large, very tasty stash of pure 100% wool. Now there are huge, yarnivorous moths with eerie eyes hanging out on my patio, trying to chew their way indoors. Crazy moth beasts! In the wild badlands of Encino!!
And ya'll wonder why I refuse to go camping.
Posted by laurie at September 12, 2005 09:06 AM
Comments
Wow huge moth. Must check what's that bug site to find out it's name.
Posted by: Mindy at September 12, 2005 09:27 AM
verrry scary eyes. be brave!
Posted by: donni at September 12, 2005 09:41 AM
I think I saw '666' on its wings.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 12, 2005 10:02 AM
And you call yourself southern... That's just a baby!
Posted by: mollysusie at September 12, 2005 10:03 AM
I think this is the first known sighting of a were-moth. Was it a full moon?
Posted by: Martigny at September 12, 2005 10:12 AM
You. Are braver than I. I hate moths. I would have run screaming. As it is...I am completely creeped out by your pictures.
That one looks like it could eat a whole skein of Up Country, burp and ask for more. With a glass of vino please.
Posted by: taral at September 12, 2005 10:15 AM
The moth doesn't want you, but you must step away from the wool. . . .
Posted by: sedie at September 12, 2005 10:19 AM
It's the moth from Silence of the Lambs. You know- the moth over Jodi Foster's mouth?? I looked it up on this entomological identification site:
http://www.filmsite.org/sile.html
My girlfriend Holly had a Silence of the Lambs moth on her front porch on Saturday night and then -for real- a praying mantis came and ate it! It was grody to the max. Yes, in Denver, NOT the rainforest of South America.
Posted by: Liza at September 12, 2005 10:21 AM
ha, i see that and think...wow, it's beauiful!
Posted by: k. at September 12, 2005 10:28 AM
I think it may be a distant relative of "Mothra."
At this point, I probably would be on the lookout for Godzilla...
Posted by: Danielle at September 12, 2005 10:30 AM
bet this really makes ya'll want to come over and have a glass of wine on my patio, doesn't it?
Posted by: laurie at September 12, 2005 10:34 AM
It's asking for a side of fava beans...
Posted by: vanessa at September 12, 2005 10:41 AM
absolutely terrifying.
i will not sleep.
i will not sleep.
the moth will track me down through CAP's comments section. i am next.
i must not sleep.
Posted by: kendra at September 12, 2005 10:44 AM
Zoiks!
I hope it doesn't crawl into your ear while you are sleeping and lay eggs that hatch into crawly larvae or anything...!
Just kidding! It's probably harmless. Scary looking but harmless. Probably. Here's a closeup of the Silence of the Lamb's moth - aka "DEATH'S HEAD" moth
http://www.habitas.org.uk/moths/set.asp?item=6064smup
Posted by: June at September 12, 2005 10:51 AM
Very impressive size on that one! I would prefer that large moth to the scurrying cockroaches that inhabit the sidewalks outside my building at night though. I hate creepy crawlies that can attack my feet when I'm not paying attention. Ew!
Posted by: shananigans at September 12, 2005 10:57 AM
Ah, that's NUTHIN. When living near Pico & Fairfax (in the HEART of LA), I thought there was a stray cat eating my kitty's food. One night, I heard it scuffling about and I was out in time to find it (hiding under our house). It was a freakin' RACCOON!!! I don't which of us was more frightened. :)
-D.
Posted by: D at September 12, 2005 11:01 AM
OK, that is the biggest, nastiest, craziest-looking, giant, creepy, hairy, scary thing I have ever seen. You probably couldn't kill that thing with a baseball bat!
Ew.
Posted by: Julie at September 12, 2005 11:04 AM
Er, I think it's an Io Moth. They don't want you, or your stash. They want your oak trees. They have beautiful markings too, for those who find nature inspiring. Moths are very cool, and they are big pollinators. Something to think about next time you are at the grocery store.
Plus, like the lady said, for crying out loud woman, you are from the South! A big moth is harmless- you know what the really scary things are. I can't remember these from my Houston days, but the Lubber grasshopers we have here in my home state of Florida, they are big, the instars are numerous, they eat your plants and they spit "tobacco juice" at you. Ick. (And I like insects generally.)
Posted by: annmarie at September 12, 2005 11:06 AM
hee heeee, you said "long enough"....
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at September 12, 2005 11:15 AM
Don't worry, when you hole up with your posse, the cats and the guns, you can batten down the hatches against bugs too.
9 days until LOST. Woo hoo
Posted by: cant_talk_knitting at September 12, 2005 11:27 AM
Laurie,
It is Manduca sexta, the Carolina Sphinx.. The caterpillar probably had a feast on nearby tomato plants. Harmless to humans as an adult moth, the caterpillars of this species can make a quick mess of tomato plants.
Visit http://www.silkmoths.bizland.com/caLosAngelessph.htm
and then scroll down to Manduca sexta
Posted by: Bill Oehlke at September 12, 2005 11:34 AM
Sorry y'all. Neither the Io nor the Death's Head moth is found in SoCal. It is a member of the same family, though - Sphingidae. That one is either a Carolina Sphinx or a Five-Spot Hawkmoth; I can't tell from the photos. Either way, it's no threat to the yarn stash. Its catapillars are pests of tomato plants, however...
Posted by: Terri at September 12, 2005 11:35 AM
What's wrong with long enough Drew??
Anyway..at least Godzilla didn't show up!!!
Posted by: cheryl at September 12, 2005 11:38 AM
Heh, looks like Bill and I are on the same page...unless its undersides were pink, which would make it a Pink-spotted Hawkmoth...
Posted by: Terri at September 12, 2005 11:39 AM
Um, guys, I was kidding when I said I had identified this moth as the Silence of the Lambs moth, since I used only a movie poster as a reference. It just makes it a little creepier to call it that.
Laurie, here is a website where the host will identify any bug you have photographed (including those gigantic slugs that you are always photographing). Beware, he (the bug id guy) gets pissed when you kill the bug (see comments under "Carnage" like " I guess your specimen will not be providing any future generations of pest control."). There is a whole string of moth photos.
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/index.html
Posted by: Liza at September 12, 2005 11:55 AM
Dadgum that's a big moth. I'd rather see a big moth than a big spider though. Those really creep me out.
If ya want to see a really pretty moth check out Luna Moths. They only live about a week after they come out of their cocoons, but man are they beautiful!
http://www.ivyhall.district96.k12.il.us/4th/kkhp/1insects/bugpix/welch-luna.jpg
Posted by: Mary in Boston at September 12, 2005 12:11 PM
At least it didn't take a nosedive into your wine, eh?
Posted by: Lee Ann at September 12, 2005 12:15 PM
Bill! Thank you! Terri, do you know Bill? He is the Moth King. Seriously! He is!
I did not do bodily harm to the moth.
It looked like the kind of moth who was probably mobbed up, and I have no intention of getting a visit from the Canneloni Moths, or the Gambino moths in retribution. Nosiree.
Posted by: laurie at September 12, 2005 12:16 PM
Plus, you smash a moth that big and you've got yourself a pretty disgusting splatter to have to clean up. Uh, no thanks! I'd rather that puppy just fly itself away! ;)
Posted by: Kat at September 12, 2005 01:12 PM
The news says the power is out to parts of LA and the valley. Is it time to implement the Women With Guns And Wine emergency strat yet?
Posted by: Aradi at September 12, 2005 01:36 PM
I hope you're ok. Good luck!
Posted by: Leanne at September 12, 2005 01:45 PM
I heard power went out in LA. Have you been sticking your knitting needles in the outlets to get out of work early?
Kathleen
Posted by: Kathleen at September 12, 2005 01:45 PM
I just read about the power outages and thought of you and the kitties. Hope all is well and you weren't in an elevator or something....
Posted by: Krickit at September 12, 2005 02:21 PM
We got power back on here (Century City). You alright in the Valley? If not, can I come over for the WWGW nite?
-D.
Posted by: D at September 12, 2005 02:31 PM
Nature is evil. To quote David Rakoff (who in speaking of NY, that the whole reason to live in NY is to not go outside) "You want greenery? Order the Spinach"
Posted by: Amy at September 12, 2005 03:21 PM
My mom, the farm girl, calls those things Millers. I don't know if she's correct. But they don't seem to eat wool or clothing or yarn stashes. I always thought they visited to eat the cat food on the porch. They're kind of scary when they fly into your hair, but they don't get stuck in there like June bugs (ick!!!) Thank god for San Francisco's chilly climate which discourages bugs. Seriously, we don't have screens on our windows up here.
Posted by: rb at September 12, 2005 03:45 PM
Hey, I though you said you were from Florida. You know, the place where they have bugs the size of dinner plates? Even if Nature is trying to kill you. I'm just sayin'
Posted by: Diane at September 12, 2005 03:46 PM
Yes, I know. I'm a total wuss. A big knitting wuss.
Posted by: laurie at September 12, 2005 04:08 PM
Now I will have nightmares about your uber moth. Thanks.
Posted by: Mary at September 12, 2005 04:51 PM
That is one UGLY miller! For sure.
Posted by: Stacie at September 12, 2005 08:02 PM
"evil glowing eyes of death and will eat you!" HA! you made shoot peppermint tea out of my nose. not a pleasant feeling, but man was that one good, much needed laugh!
Posted by: shannita at September 12, 2005 11:59 PM
Nature can be very scary...
Posted by: eyeleen at September 13, 2005 03:24 AM
Too Funny! It's just a moth!! (though, quite impressive!!) Do you know how many damn bats I've had in my house. Talk about creepy, crawly, flying hairballs!! UGH!! I'll take a moth over a bat ... anytime. So, yeah, I'd still come and drink wine with you. I'm not afraid of no stinkin moths....bats on the other hand...yuck!
Posted by: Annie at September 13, 2005 06:04 AM
I dn't go camping either but it's because I'm too tall for all that crawling around on the ground to eat and sleep etc. No moths lurking here, giant spiders though and one of my cats gifted me with a bat.
Posted by: Elizabeth at September 13, 2005 07:59 AM
I fear moths, but as I moved through life I learned to supress the urge to flee in terror at the mere sight of even a small specimen. However, I have my limits. You are indeed a woman of courage and substance. I believe that you may meet the qualifications for residency in the glorious Central Valley of California and hereby extend an invite for you to interview for immigration should terrorists, God forbid, wipe out your In-N-Out. We of the North stand ready to welcome you, share our Cheetos, and chat.
However, you SHOULD know that I encountered your moth's distant kin flying about on my patio last week. The experience was no more than a glance from a distance of at least ten feet, but I still quake at the memory. However, up here we consider anything that large to be game, and as my brother was with me at the time and amply armed, I fought the urge to flee inside. I am quite proud of MY courage! Let's form a club...
Posted by: Cyndi at September 13, 2005 08:48 AM
I live in AZ and we just had the same beast on the back patio! My hubby thought it was a bat (he doesn't get out much). I of course, knew it would eat the children if not caught. Immediatly. So, I grabbed it in a jar and asked the neighbor what it was. Having moved to AZ from UT in January, I'm meeting a whole new range of strange insects here. Anyway, I like your blog & I'll check it out some more.
Posted by: Keb at September 13, 2005 01:31 PM
we get those friggin big ass moths too. they have long noses too! yeeeoowwww. i thought one was a cute humming bird in my garden but i was horrified to see it was a bug. i have a major bug phobia..........as in i will never travel to asia or south america or australia or anywhere that has big bugs.
Posted by: jana at September 13, 2005 03:16 PM
I know that they're scary SOBs, but goal one in such times of crisis: Save the stash.
I keep mine in a cedar lined closet. Cedar is to moths like garlic is to vampires. Now what we've heard is that such things work. Myth or truth, who knows, but I haven't had any problems since I've turned cedar.
Do it for the stash.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 13, 2005 03:18 PM
I feel you, sister. For a big city, LA has more nature going on than I can handle some days - or more accurately - nights. Last night, in particular, two possum decided to duke it out on my roof, right above the bedroom for HOURS. The opossum, while normally a rather shy and quiet creature, becomes frightfully loud and hissy when its territory is invaded. I did not have the courage to go outside with a flashlight and end the rooftop festivities. When they did end, there was a rousing chorus of coyotes to close the evening with a finale. And I live in Silverlake, for Gosh sakes!
Posted by: Julia at September 13, 2005 03:29 PM
My husband, Dr. Science, used to work in a moth lab, and manduca was his subject. He was the only gardener I ever met who was thrilled to find tomato hornworms in the garden. Crazy man.
When Silence of the Lambs was released, all the moth scientists were indignant, because apparently they painted the deathshead features onto more ordinary moths. Silly Hollywood types didn't think anyone could tell the difference!
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