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August 05, 2005

Some people need vacations.

Morning phone call:

Me: Hi do you have the replacement XYZ Thingamajig I requested on July 27th? Because ya'll know. It's now ... um, it's now NOT EVEN JULY ANYMORE. And the replacement? The one that would be here in two days? Yes. STILL NOT HERE.

Evil Person on Phone: Blah blah blah. Backorder, blah blah blah, etc.

Me: Do you have something against little kittens? The cute kind?

Evil: Um, whu...?

Me: Because see? This whole thing? That you just told me? Basically means the replacement is Still. Not Here. And I will get FIRED. And my cute cuddly kittens will starve a sad, slow death. And I'm not saying it's DIRECTLY your fault, but if you INFERRED that it was in fact your fault and you KILLED me and my kittens, I would not correct you.


*click*


With long hours and tensions high and so on, it appears I have resorted to pimping the cats out a'la Jerry's Kids to get my replacement XYZ Thing. Maybe those cats will earn their keep after all.

Also, you know it's a pretty good week when you finally are getting around to writing about your weekend on... um, Thursday night. The Thursday night that is officially four days past the weekend. Oh! Man! That reminds me of this really awful thing that happened yesterday. Tragedy. I actually woke up in the morning and thought it was Friday. And I was SO HAPPY. Friday! The one that ends the week and brings the wine and makes me comatose, all curled up with an ice cream sandwich and four episodes of CSI Miami Tivo'd up by my boyfriend, whose name conveniently enough is TIVO.

And I was having tea at my desk, yesterday morning, and thinking about the upcoming Friday ice cream sandwich and wine and Tivo, feeling happy in the OH GOD IT'S FRIDAY SO YOU DO LOVE ME, YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME kind of way, and someone who sits next to me, now forevermore known as Joy Killer, informed me that it was Thursday, NOT Friday, and not only would I have to endure the rest of the day but I would have to do Friday ALL OVER AGAIN. And now, I think, it really is Friday. And I am so, so tired.

Oh, but the important part of that last paragraph? I am now a TEA DRINKER. Drew totally did some Vulcan mind warp on me and convinced me that coffee was the spew of Satan and also could contribute to my more-than-elevated stress levels, and he mentioned about eleventy-two times how it causes wrinkles, and ya'll know. He got me where it counts, in the vanity department. And I have officially become a tea drinker, even though green tea sort of tastes like steamed grass. Or steamed ass. Ya'll know.

So! Weekend! The one that is far away in the past! It was Karman's birthday. And she wanted to have a little get-together at my house. And aside from the fact that I had not cleaned an inch of house since, um? When was the last time I entertained? June? Anyway, aside from the frantic all-day cleaning that preceded the party, it was a mellow and laid back affair. Just Karman, Shannon, Alex, David, Me, Jen and Penny. Small. Mellow. Drunk. It was most excellent. I have pictures, on my camera. Although, camera cord? Missing! He'll turn up again one day soon. Maybe.

And tonight with the Tivo and the couch and the comatose? Not possible. Suddenly, there are all these people coming over. Including but not limited to: an aspiring lawyer, her underage sister, one (or possibly more) lesbians, and two teenage boys.

I'm just saying is all.

Posted by laurie at August 5, 2005 08:41 AM

Comments

Urk, sorry the project from hell continues...but thanks for posting and keeping your loyal fans happy!!!!

Posted by: Mary in Boston at August 5, 2005 09:02 AM

Oh, and also? Totally love tea now too...not just cause of Drew, but ya know, I had to tell you how alike we are...heh.

Looking forward this weekend to knitting, Tivo'd shows, Six Feet Under...and ice cream drumsticks.

Makes life worth living.

Posted by: Mary in Boston at August 5, 2005 09:06 AM

You DO need a vacation. Please tell us you have the time booked after "BIG PROJECT" is up and running. I'd say come to Canada for a respite from the horror, but yesterday it was 41C (that's 106F, for you 'mericans) with the humidity. So maybe not so much.

Posted by: Julie at August 5, 2005 09:08 AM

Thank God you're back, Laurie. Shaking? Rocking back and forth? Excessive refreshing? Yes, I did them all, anxiously awaing a new post from you. Tell work to back the fuck off, man. People need new blog content!

Tonight sounds fun and eclectic! Hurrah! Except for the underage part. Wine, you know, is necessary.

Posted by: jonna at August 5, 2005 09:08 AM

Oh how I wish I could join in on the upcoming wine binge. Have some for me! (still living in dry county and am OUT)

Try to get some rest this weekend!

MX

Posted by: MX at August 5, 2005 09:12 AM

Well, Laurie, have a great weekend! The wine and the comatose thing can wait until Saturday! YAY!!! and entertaining is fun!

And it was smart, the caffeine thing. Just so as you know green tea also has caffeine in it, so I hope you bought the decaf kind.

Posted by: ashbloem at August 5, 2005 09:25 AM

Green tea is AMAZING. You can find a good, tasty blend if you look. I personally recommend Tazo and Good Earth STAY AWAY from Celestial Seasonings and Bigelow. Buy a tea that has lemongrass, mint or other herbal flavorings and you'll enjoy it more. I have like 15472543 kinds of green tea. Maybe I'll send you a sample pack!

Posted by: Dulcinea at August 5, 2005 09:39 AM

sounds like quite the posse. that definately beats mine, which consists of me, my Boy, our twitchy dog and the ants. because they are back. again. i do not care if magic chalk is illegal. i have another month and one half on this lease, so i NEED it. BADLY.

*whimper* please help. or have a peechie and well deserved weekend. your choice. :)

Posted by: kendra at August 5, 2005 09:41 AM

My vote is for a little snuggle time on the couch with the icecream before the guests arrive. I mean, c'mon...this is icecream. And guests are good distraction. Unless of course they are bad guests..and then .. well.. it's amazing what a little wine will do to a person eh?

Have a great weekend!

Posted by: Beth at August 5, 2005 09:58 AM

My mother and middle sister always drank coffee and my younger sister does both coffee and tea. Tea for me. Never could acquire a tolerance for the nastiness that coffee is. Raspberry Green Tea and Blackberry Tea are a couple of favorites, but I haven't found that many herbal teas that I con't like. As Dulcinea said, Tazo is a good one to get, although I won't say to avoid the others. I'm not a tea snob lol. Kudos to Drew on converting you.

Posted by: NolaPete at August 5, 2005 10:08 AM

Snapple Diet Lime Green Ice Tea. Does not taste like any of those things you said!

Posted by: Marcia at August 5, 2005 10:14 AM

Green tea always tastes like it's missing something. Give me the beverage of Captain Picard! Earl Grey, hot! (with milk and splenda)

Posted by: UglyGerbil at August 5, 2005 10:25 AM

Wow! You guys sound like grownups! And here's me ... at age errr 30+ ... just now getting into The Coffee. If'n The Coffee has so much extras in it you can't taste the coffee, that is. Ya know, like a nice mocha frappaccino. Ohh ... the mocha. Mmmm.

Posted by: Kat at August 5, 2005 10:27 AM

You have lesbians coming over? That can only mean good things.

Posted by: Dawn at August 5, 2005 10:32 AM

Oh Laurie - Taral mentioned the booksigning for The Yarn Harlot in her comment yesterday. Here's a link to TYH's blog with her description of the Portland booksigning. Look at all the knitters and their projects! And T and I would be the two dorks without the knitting and ... we've now discovered .. without the knitting talent. Cuz all these ladies ... they be Knit-ters!! H-o-l-y crap!

Oh, and plus her link has some pics of some awesome finished projects and their how-to's.

http://www.yarnharlot.ca/blog/

Posted by: Kat at August 5, 2005 10:34 AM

TEA!! oh yes! Earl Greyer is the best!! MMM MMM MMM! (picture Meg Ryan in famous HARRY MET SALLY SCENE!!!)

Posted by: cheryl at August 5, 2005 10:39 AM

i feel you on the work thing. i've been at it non-stop for, oh, forever now. and it sucks. a lot. but friday sooooooo good.

also, i am a die hard coffee drinker. wrinkles be damned, i must have my morning hazelnut latte! but, i do like tea on occasion. i second dulcinea on the good earth brand. i can actually tolerate it because it does not taste like warm weed juice. also, there are some tasty varieties at http://republicoftea.com/ (also available at cost plus and other stores, but you know, online shopping is my friend).

Posted by: julia at August 5, 2005 10:57 AM

Ohhh the difficult coffee-non coffee transation! I feel your pain but haveing worked over a year total of my life in coffee shops let me tell you - grean tea is nice and all but if you want to be "good" and have tea let me tell you - go with Earl Grey or Prince of Wales or Oolong tea. put in your sweetness of choice and then, the best part for us coffee fans, a DOLLOP OF CREAM. yup - you can have your tea and your milky goodness tooo! Can put cream in green tea. Especially cant put tea in fuity teas - can we say curdeled milk? Eeeew - learned that one the hard way! Anyway, totally check out the black teas - it will make your coffee loving soul much happier than that i-can-see-through-this-crap grean tea. (i mean, grean tea is good, but it's just not black tea, you ken?) Anyway, it may help your transition and may stat a new craze! BUt as said by another one of your adoring fans, stay the heck away from celestial seasonsings and biglow. eeew. It's the K-mart of tea. ick.

Hope you get your XYZ thingie!
Happy WEekend!

Posted by: Alma at August 5, 2005 11:11 AM

For late night tea to help calm and perhaps sleep, try chamomile. Manzanilla in Spanish shops. It's good straight and in combinatios with other nice tasting calming herbs. Nicest thing about it... you are literally drinking flowers. Yummmmm

Posted by: Nancy France at August 5, 2005 11:47 AM

errr I mean "combinatioNs" with other nice tasting calming herbs...

I'm thinking I may be a little TOO calm just now..

hehehe

New pain meds.. gotta love'm

Posted by: Nancy France at August 5, 2005 11:49 AM

http://shopstashtea.com/ All the tea goodness any person could ever need or want. Enjoy.

Posted by: NolaPete at August 5, 2005 11:58 AM

Oops, pressed enter too soon. My other favorite for tea and wonderful stuff from around the world, including 70%+ cocoa chocolate is World Market (www.worldmarket.com).

Posted by: NolaPete at August 5, 2005 12:01 PM

I get my tea from Adagio. I simply adore cocomint green and ginseg green. Also the red riobios tea (naturally caffine free) are FANTASTIC. I have a coupon ($5) link for them on my blog. I know this sounds weirdo promotion, but I just love their tea so much I cannot help it. My husband WAS supper addicted to coffee and I was able to cut him back by 2/3 and soda drinking to almost nil via tea!

Posted by: niter at August 5, 2005 12:17 PM

Sounds like you have the coffee jangles. It happens when regular coffee drinkers go through a period where they are simply working so hard that the coffee becomes a liability instead of a help. My entire graduate journalism class got the jangles together and we all had to quit at the same time. It wasn't pretty. Don't worry: once the workload eases, you can probably drink some again without ill effect. In the meantime, there are all kinds of lovely tea blends to try. I like tazo calm myself. It's kind to tight tummies and smells like aromatherapy.

Posted by: Marie at August 5, 2005 12:48 PM

Ok. I love coffee and I love tea. what I don't love anymore is Drew. How can he turn you against the best thing ever bestowed on this planet? This thing being the coffee bean? Heresy! The java Gods will smite him if he's not careful.

I'm tellin ya Laurie, this Saturday morning after you have slept decadently late, you get up - or better yet, have the cats do it - and make yourself a nice hot pot of warm loving coffee.

Posted by: JustGrace at August 5, 2005 01:02 PM

As others before me have said, skip the Celestial Seasonings and Bigelow.
I prefer Mighty Leaf, www.mightyleaf.com - but it can be a bit hard to find. I think Whole Foods carries it. Their Vanilla Bean Black Tea is really good if you like flavored teas. Of course this really doesnt help much if you're trying to cut back on caffeine, but their herbal teas are good as well.
Peets Coffee & Tea also has some good teas - but I don't suggest the Earl Grey & Lavendar - it has a bit of a medicinal taste to it.
I hope you have a vacation planned - you certainly deserve it.

Posted by: vanessa at August 5, 2005 01:02 PM

perhaps I interfered with the XYZ thingy so that those evil kitties who want to take over the world and wouldn't play with me WOULD suffer. However I didn't want you to suffer. I guess I will quit trying to intercept it and let it arrive for you to work with...

Posted by: minou at August 5, 2005 01:12 PM

ugh tea .... the devil's brew that tastes like ass. you said it! just to bring you back into the light, you watch out, i might send you coffee.

Posted by: maryse at August 5, 2005 01:23 PM

Hi- I just found your site and I've spent about 3 hours reading through the archives. You are hilarious! Keep it up!!

Posted by: Natalie at August 5, 2005 01:51 PM

Well the tea thing certainly explains why everything is behind schedule (say it with me "shed-yule")...dirty hippies and their godamned "steamed grass" green tea...mutter...mutter.

Posted by: spaazlicious at August 5, 2005 02:19 PM

Work is hard, that’s bad. Friday, coffee, ice cream, wine, small social gatherings, TiVo, tea, lesbians, all good. Jury is still out on lawyers and teenagers.

Have a loverly weekend!

Posted by: shananigans at August 5, 2005 03:28 PM

You simply MUST try "Cha-Cha," a chamomile-lemon grass-peppermint blend from Adagio Teas (http://www.adagio.com). Hot, it's a soothing after-work relaxation aid. Iced, it's a brisk summer pick-me-up. Lukewarm, it's... um... something in between those two things. But still really tasty!

Posted by: David at August 5, 2005 04:30 PM

Okay, the best hot tea EVER is English tea. The real stuff. It has flavor a-plenty and I have a ton of it marrying into a British family and all. Lemme know if you wanna try it and I will gladly put some in the mail for you!

Posted by: Kim at August 5, 2005 07:12 PM

If I pretend to be a lesbian teenaged boy can I come over and drink tea?

Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at August 5, 2005 07:30 PM

"aspiring lawyer, her underage sister, one (or possibly more) lesbians, and two teenage boys"

Wow. that really sounds like the beginning of a bad joke.
hope you have a good night

and tea is the best. looooove the tea. if you buy your tea loose, you can do a dried ginger bits, mint, and green tea combo that is sooooo good, and customize it for your own tastes.

Posted by: tornadogrrrl at August 6, 2005 01:51 AM

I don't know who that Drew guy is, but I've never heard that coffee causes wrinkles. I'm old enough to be all your mothers, have been drinking coffee for umpteen-mumble years and am often told, "My, you certainly don't look your age!" So there.

The only good thing I've heard about green tea is that it will rev up your metabolism -- something you will all need to think about in 20 years. It's good you're acquiring a taste for it now. I'll be trying some of your recommendations. After I have another cuppa Joe.

Posted by: Debbi at August 6, 2005 04:55 AM

Try Turkey Hill iced green tea with honey and ginseng. It's sooo good and doesn't taste at all gross, like some green tea. And it's iced, which in summer, is good.

Posted by: Steph at August 6, 2005 07:19 AM

Coffee=nectar of the gods

Tea=nectar of the somewhat less wrathful gods

I gave up all my "good" addictions--have to keep the coffee...

Glad to see you back, Purl! Hope the project doesn't suck your brains out too much, because your web pals are going through withdrawal out here (like somebody took our coffee away)!

Posted by: Shelly at August 6, 2005 07:29 AM

From the American of Scots heritage, here's the best tea out there:

http://www.teadog.com/_thumbnails/RT1407-Scottish-270_thumbnail.gif

Scottish Breakfast. Rich, full bodied and an excellent smooth taste. Strong as, well, can't think of a simile, but it's nice and strong. And smooth.

I get it at Whole Foods, but you can order it from teadog. Want me to send you some?

Posted by: Anonymous at August 6, 2005 08:27 AM

Um, that was my comment. New computer. Sorry...

Posted by: Annie at August 6, 2005 08:27 AM

"Including but not limited to: an aspiring lawyer, her underage sister, one (or possibly more) lesbians, and two teenage boys."

Damn. Wish I was there.

Posted by: Jo Ann at August 6, 2005 10:40 AM

You've GIVEN UP COFFEE?!!!!!!! Are you INSANE woman! What's next?!!! No smoking?!! No drinking!! Honestly-I'm going to have to re-evaluate this whole blog-crush thing.....hmph!!!

(Shaking head, "And I thought she was so cool....")

(Grin-glad you're writing again and pimping out the cats!~Woo-Hoo!!)

Posted by: Lesli at August 6, 2005 11:44 AM

There is a light at the end of your project from hell tunnel! Almost there :)

Be on the look out for an Adagio tea certificate in your email. Since I switched about two years ago, it has been a great source to find about any tea. Of course, in California, there is probably more selection on green/oolong/loose tea than in the boring midwest. Oh, and white tea is much less strong and has the same benefits of green. Happy brewing!

Posted by: ck at August 6, 2005 04:04 PM

I stopped drinking coffee last 11/05 and I haven't missed it a bit.
I like to brew my green tea with a bag of red tea, it gives it a nice little boost.
Enjoy your weekend!

Posted by: Kathleen at August 6, 2005 04:19 PM

I used to think green tea was nasty & foul too.

When green tea tastes too...green and lawn-ish, try putting a bit of milk in it. It tones down the grassy taste. (especially for gunpowder green or pan-fried green teas)

Jasmine green tea is a great green tea. I highly recommend it if you are grossing out over the grassy taste. It's not very grassy at all. And it smells great too.

Posted by: m'lissa at August 8, 2005 10:48 AM

Coffee drinkers know when the FUCK Friday is. They know it isn't FUCKIN Thursday.

'Scuse me I need a hit of Espresso with a Latte chaser...anybody seen MEGA cup...get outta my way dammit

Posted by: haji-o-matic at August 11, 2005 05:58 AM