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July 24, 2005

Desperate Housecats Chill Out

Dad: Well, did they finally get your air fixed?

Me: Yes!! Finally! It's been running continuously for hours, and I finally got the house down to about 85 degrees, which is like a cold front in here. I plan to get cold before the night is out.

Dad: Well, I'm glad, I know it's been hard on you and your animals.

Me: Daddy! I know! It was awful! I tell you what, this puts things right into perspective. I mean, divorce? Hard. But I can live without a husband... I cannot live without air!!! Who cares about divorce! Me and the cats survived that! What's essential in life is air conditioning!


He got a good chuckle out of that. His daughter, the eternally warped optimist.

So, yes, we have air! And it's cool air! Poor cats will get frostbite if I can get the temperature where I want it. I practically mauled the A/C guy with happiness, "Here! Have a bottle of water! No! Take two! I have beer! And sweet tea! And do you want a cat? They're free!"

As the house began to move from the 100 degree mark, to the 90 degree mark and then to 85, my glassy-eyed cats slowly emerged from under the bed and the darkness of the closet, perking up bit by bit, and then around 9 p.m. last night, the miraculous happened: I saw Roy actually batting around a cat toy! It just brought a tear to a glass eye. He regained the will to play. I may even have regained the will to knit. Life is good.

I love you, cool air. I will never stop loving you. Men are a dime a dozen, they can divorce me all they want. Because as long as I have central heat and air I will never be without love in my life.

Love, sweet love. You are the coolest thing I have ever known.


Posted by laurie at July 24, 2005 09:23 AM

Comments

I was thinking about you yesterday and hoping that that A/C man found his way to you. It was hot, hot, hot. I know that this is our first summer with A/C after living in the house for 10 years. I know that I bow to the A/C control thingy daily...

Posted by: Darci at July 24, 2005 09:51 AM

So true! There have been moments when I thought would trade a kidling for some A/C.... just kidding....(well, maybe only a little) I hope your love affair is long and coooool!

Posted by: Stephanie at July 24, 2005 10:42 AM

Ah, I remember the 100 degree heat of California well. So happy for you and the kitties that you are now chillin'!

Posted by: Ande at July 24, 2005 11:08 AM

YAY! I am so glad to hear your house finally cooled down. I was this close to ordering a window unit and having it shipped to your house! ;-)

Posted by: gaile at July 24, 2005 11:12 AM

So glad that you and the kitties are finally cool. I don't know what we would do with out the A/C, we live in Oregon and while it is not as hot here. We still congratulate ourselves for installing the air when we had to replace our furnace.

Posted by: Toni at July 24, 2005 11:13 AM

Hurrah! Hurrah! ALL HAIL THE AC! I'm so glad you and the fur coats are getting some cool air!

Posted by: Jonna at July 24, 2005 11:56 AM

Ahhhh one of God's blessings to the world. A/C.

I bless the people who developed it, make the machines, keep'm running and the people who generate the electricity to keep'm on.

Glad the kitties are well. Hope you got some sleep.

Men.. who needs'm (well..)
Air Conditioning and heat? Necessity.

Posted by: Nancy France at July 24, 2005 12:16 PM

Last time our A/C failed, we went to a hotel. It was worth it. I cannot stand hot weather. Glad you're back and functional and the kitties haven't melted!

Posted by: Amy at July 24, 2005 12:46 PM

Huzzah!

Posted by: Michelle at July 24, 2005 01:16 PM

YAY air! i need some of that myself. but on another note...

last night i brought home some new yarn (in a shade best described as "grover blue") and my boyfriend promptly picked it up.... and sniffed it. i just stood there, mouth agape, and wondered aloud if my scruffy motorcycle riding boy had, in fact, just sniffed my yarn.

and he admitted to it.

so know you are in good company.

Posted by: kendra at July 24, 2005 01:53 PM

You crack me up! Really, every time I read your blog, I laugh out loud. And then proceed to read your post out loud to anyone near me, wether they want to hear it or not!

Glad you got the air fixed. I couldn't imagine being without mine...Oh wait, except for the one year when I was 8 months pregnant with no air in the middle of summer! Ugh!

Posted by: Liz` at July 24, 2005 02:49 PM

YAHOO!!! I am glad to hear the air is back on...Hugs to you and the kitties!!

Posted by: cheryl at July 24, 2005 02:51 PM

Yippeedoooo! And so happy that kitties don't have to wear the pink washcloths anymore. Unless you want to take their pictures.

Posted by: Dusa at July 24, 2005 02:57 PM

Thank the goddess - Purl and the furry ones have air!!! Was it really near 100 in the apartment, Laurie? Oh my gawwwdddddd - you should report those slovenly other "repair people" to the BBB and apply for a rebate on this month's rent as it really was outside of Board of Health standards for habitable. Bet if you check with the Board of Health you'll find it's so and the landlord could get into big trouble... (unless you own the place, like a condo??) Oh well, I'm off to have a wine cooler to celebrate. YEAHH - Purl is back to bein' cool. :) (not that she ever was uncool, but you know what I'm sayin')

Posted by: Leslie at July 24, 2005 03:13 PM

Hehehe Eternal Warped Optimist.

Thanks now I finally have a title to describe myself. And you're right... men are a dime a dozen but A/C now THERE'S love (she says while hiding in my friend's basement... with the A/C on).

So happy the furry ones are regaining their desire for play! :)

Posted by: Carma at July 24, 2005 05:01 PM

I'm surprised you didn't actually give away one of your cats for cool air, heat makes me nuts. Hell, I'd give away my sister in extreme heat for central air and a popsicle.

Posted by: Miss Pants at July 24, 2005 05:07 PM

Woo-hoo Chilly girl! I'm glad to hear you have A/C again and that your babies are, once again, cool cats!

Posted by: Lesli at July 24, 2005 05:32 PM

COOL!

Posted by: merlin at July 24, 2005 10:55 PM

I'd offer to send baked goods to Repairman #3 if I had A/C or the gumption to turn on the oven in my non air house. I guess I could always crawl in the casserole dish and and call myself baked goods since that's what I feel like. Anyway, relieved to hear that you've got the cool back and that the furbabies are reviving. I'll bet when you read this in the morning you'll think I've lost it but ehhh, this is what lack of sleep and heat do to a person! :) Hugs and happy thoughts and a little mental voodoo for good measure!

Posted by: Savannah at July 24, 2005 10:55 PM

I remember one summer day as a child when my mother called my father at work and said we were moving to the Sleepy Hollow motel unless he brought home an air conditioner. He brought home an air conditioner. Jane

Posted by: jane at July 25, 2005 02:56 AM

Huzzah for cool! I wish I could bundle up some cool to you and you send us some hot! Only it would be wrong to be hot in winter. Huzzah for the airconditioning man!

Posted by: Lynne S of Oz at July 25, 2005 04:06 AM

Yay! Happy for you and kitties.

Posted by: ck at July 25, 2005 06:46 AM

YAY for Laurie and her kitties! They have air! I hope you never had to pay that first repairman anything. What a worthless waste of human flesh.

In light of what Kendra said about her boyfriend and the yarn sniffing...I have found myself doing it...to Alpaca. Well, Alpaca wool, but you know what I'm sayin'...

Posted by: Kim at July 25, 2005 07:58 AM

Wonderful news about your A/C! I don't know how you survived the heat wave, poor thing... and the kitties, you five deserve a parade!

Posted by: suzanna danna at July 25, 2005 08:26 AM

I have this overwhelming twitch to suggest you post the name and phone number of the first A/C company... and everyone should call and berate them about how much they SUCK!!! and how NO ONE should EVER use their services (Not that they actually PROVIDE ANY ANYWAY!!!)

One of our local news stations has '6 On your side!' (Channel 6 news) and they will publically humilate the company that screws you over!!! I mean, they will 'try to get the company to make amends OR Warn other consumers' yeah, that's what i meant.

I'm glad your a/c is finally repaired. Many happy arctic nights to you and your kitties.

~s

Posted by: southernwench at July 25, 2005 09:19 AM

If its so hot...why knit??????...I don't get it. But then again my testicles have drained the blood from my brain.

Posted by: haji-o-matic at July 26, 2005 04:42 AM

Little suggestion: when looking for a "new man" throw "air conditioner repair" into the list of qualifications.

Posted by: Krista at July 26, 2005 01:43 PM