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June 07, 2005
Look up "obsessed" in the dictionary. Hi! That's me!
I am crazy. As if you did not already know this.
The hat thing has become not merely a project, not just a new notch on my knitting belt, no. No, ya'll. It has moved beyond quest and right into the realm of the OBSESSED and also, CRAZY.

I think I might be channeling my work stress and also looming-court-date stress into hatmaking. (Could be worse, I could be a glue-sniffing carjacker with visible panty lines. You know.) Work is hard, and also long, and there is so much Work involved these days. I thought this place was just where the free coffee and network connection was located. My mistake! And June 30th? Looming. But let us talk about HATS. Because that is THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE OF ALL OUR LIVES.
Green ribbed hat.
Just the facts, ma'am: Lion Brand Wool-Ease chunky in green (Willow 173). Size 11 Addi Turbo circs, 16" long. I swatched, because I love to swatch. Makes me feel like I am a real knitter (ha! I really just do it because it's a mini-scarf!) Got my gauge. Made this hat for a 21- to 22-inch head. Cast on 72 stitches.
Let the ribbing begin.
There were some issues along the way with this hat, because have I ever made a hat without a serious need for therapy and wine? No. Yet I persevere. Because I SHALL CONQUER THE HAT. I will be the freakin' Napolean Bonaparte of hats ya'll. So, here are some things I would have done differently in retrospect.
1. I would have used a smaller needle for the ribbing, to make the ribbing a little more snug.
2. I would have made the hat longer by about one inch.
3. I would someohow magically know how to decrease so I don't get those little "points" where the decrease starts. HOW do I do this? HELP ME. Or is this just normal? Or am I being a perfectionistic freak?
4. I would have resisted the urge to cast on two more stitches than The Math (but I wanted to make it a number divisible by 12! I can do 12!) In the future, I will find some way to learn math and divide up numbers that are not multiples of 12. Pass the wine.
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With the green ribby hat all completed, I needed a new project for the morning bus ride. I picked up the mohair blend and ribbon combo I had planned to scarf up for Laina, and I started my swatch/scarf. But ya'll know. I couldn't resist the urge to see -- just see -- how it looked in stockinette. So pretty! Really, much better than some old garter stitch. And wouldn't this make a pretty (if somewhat shiny) hat? Wouldn't it? You know, a blue hat. A pretty hat. A HAT HAT HAT.
So, um, Laina! Hi! Hope you want another hat! Please email me your head measurement again! Are you in Boston yet? Miss you! Hat!
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Click for big. Fuzzy is Lana Grossa "Fumo," ribbon is Plymouth "Electra."
The green hat, certainly more of a success than the Orange Mushroom Hat, and the new blue sparkly hat to come have inspired me in a way that will warm your heart and make you believe in knitting again, because folks, I have found a way to fool myself. I have decided that if I convince myself the Ugly Mystery Knitted Cat Thingamajig is actually ONE BIG HAT (which it is not, but whatever) then I will finish it. This weekend.
Maybe.
Posted by laurie at June 7, 2005 10:39 AM
Comments
The hat looks gorgeous on you!! (Wish I could be a "hat person" too!! Sigh) For help with decreasing you might want to take a peak at http://www.knittinghelp.com/knitting/basic_techniques/decrease.php . Great video help!
Posted by: Lesli at June 7, 2005 10:47 AM
Hats, they are definitely an obsession. I'm making hats for everyone for Christmas. So mobile.
Posted by: Kat at June 7, 2005 11:00 AM
I look silly in hats. People laugh at me when I wear them. I think it has something to do with my horrible hair.
Posted by: Crystal at June 7, 2005 11:09 AM
The hat is beautiful! Maybe I'll make a hat to match my blue scarf someday. I live the shiny blue yarn, it will make a lovely hat!
Posted by: Shananigans at June 7, 2005 11:18 AM
Gorgeous hat. Just call it therapy.
Posted by: Mindy at June 7, 2005 11:21 AM
...coincidentally my magic scarf has two stripes of Lion Brand Wool-Ease chunky in green (Willow 173)...
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at June 7, 2005 11:22 AM
I think it looks great! and the pointy parts - if you find out how to get rid of them, you will share right? I still get them on my hats!
Oh - and the blanket with the awesome green n yellow yarn is done!
April
Posted by: April at June 7, 2005 11:28 AM
You look great in the hat, Laurie. I, on the other hand, add a new and tragic dimension to the word 'dork' when I wear a hat.
Posted by: Martigny at June 7, 2005 11:29 AM
The hat is adorable! I understand the desire to make more. And the blue shiny Hat formerly known as Scarf?... LOVE IT!!! Love the colors & the texture!
Posted by: vanessa at June 7, 2005 11:40 AM
April! I couldn't comment on your site because it was blogger peeps only. But I have to say. Oh my. Oh my! That is one beautiful blanket! It's so gorgeous, it's like a wall hanging, just art! Love it!
Maybe I will make one of those as a tablecloth. Or, I guess, more accurately ... a table "cozy." ha!
Posted by: laurie at June 7, 2005 12:00 PM
The new green hat looks great and the blue ribbon is beautiful. Now I wish I had that for my tie one on wrap.
xo
Posted by: Carrie at June 7, 2005 12:14 PM
ha! i finally get to comment fairly early in the commenting queue! by the time i usually get to one of your posts (i know i'm not a very good stalker) there are already 87,053 comments so i don't feel like commenting anymore because then that would require me to be witty or something to differentiate myself from the 87,053 other comments! (take a breath) rockstar knitting girl.
anyway, nice lid...
Posted by: maryse at June 7, 2005 12:21 PM
the hats are lovely! i think the pointy things on the decreases are par for the course. they seem to be less noticable when the hat is knitted in a less chunky yarn, i think. i feel like knitting on the bus is not easy and bask in the glow of your mad knitting skills.
Posted by: jenn at June 7, 2005 12:24 PM
You look so cute in your new perfect hat! And the blue sparkly one will be so fun, you're going to be the official Queen of Hats before long :)
Posted by: Vicki at June 7, 2005 12:26 PM
You're such an adorable "hat girl" Laurie. The hat is cool too!
Posted by: NolaPete at June 7, 2005 12:28 PM
You are a hat making fool. The blue is lovely... I guess I need to get on that hat for my nephew...he's only 15, but his head probably would have been strained in your orange mushroom hat. He's got a huge noggin'!
Posted by: Christie at June 7, 2005 12:31 PM
omigod! i too am obsessed with knitting hats right now. probably because i finally had some success. now i'm thinking...hmm...must knit green hat like laurie's and i have some sparkly blue yarn that could be a cool hat and what about knitting a hat and felting it? i've never done that.
i have done the other kind of felting...by hand...with raw (as in fresh off the sheep) wool...i don't recommend it. unless you wanna smell like a wet sheep for days.
so...go you! do your thang!
Posted by: taral at June 7, 2005 12:32 PM
I found this blog on a whim, and while I'm not a knitter and really have nothing worthwhile to add to the conversation at hand, I just wanted to mention that I've been in a similar life situation. Life goes on. The best is yet to be. Good luck.
Posted by: bella at June 7, 2005 12:52 PM
Yay for your hat! It looks great.
I love making hats. I just started a new one in fact. And you should definatley finish the Ugly Mystery Knitted Cat Thingamajig. We want to see it!!
Posted by: LisaB at June 7, 2005 12:54 PM
That hat looks cute on you. I always feel silly in hats. Got to get to making them to get over that some day. And, the points - that's called a design detail, honey (always chalk it up to "design detail"). Points are all the rage these days!
Posted by: Krista at June 7, 2005 01:04 PM
Didya ever get the yarn I sent you?
Posted by: Janis at June 7, 2005 01:12 PM
You do look darling in that hat..I always look like Dopey in a hat. Does one need a wool hat in Southern California in June??? ...was looking at the same yarn in Joann,Etc. yesterday...commented that this is the yarn the "Laurie" is using... Love the color!
Posted by: Cheryl at June 7, 2005 01:12 PM
Love the green hat! I'm in love with the color green, especially the ugly greens. Like avacado. So hats off to you for finishing the green hat ( pun intended ). I'm jealous of how you can use 2 yarns....that is ADVANCED knitting!
Posted by: Brianna at June 7, 2005 01:19 PM
Hey, chickie - you ARE a real knitter! You're amazing and you can do ANYTHING that you want to do!
You look lovely in that hat - I'm sending you a millinery book. You can do anything, remember that!
Posted by: Annie at June 7, 2005 01:22 PM
Thanks Laurie - Its nothing against you, I just have it set that way to keep the E.D. Spammers from commenting. I'll be starting a hat soon with the leftovers.
Posted by: April at June 7, 2005 01:22 PM
Love the hat. I so wish I could wear hats. I just have a huge fat head. I can't even wear ear warmer headbands. My head is just shaped wrong. lol Thank God I have a kid to make hats for. hehehehe Can't wait to see the kitty tube. You and Jen are really making me want a pet. But not a cat. :P
Posted by: Becky at June 7, 2005 01:39 PM
You like multiples of 12, I like multiples of 3....
The mystery cat thingamajig will soon be done? At last it will be demonstrated to the world!
Posted by: Lynne S of Oz at June 7, 2005 01:52 PM
jesus are you popular!! whoa! anyway, i have a headhugger pattern that is really good for not having the pointies, also i did a british seaman's hat(ew seaman!!) from hollywood knits that is not knitted in the round, and it came out really well, the photo is in my knitting photos...
Posted by: natasha Fialkov at June 7, 2005 02:22 PM
LOL at Natasha! Ha Ha
Posted by: April at June 7, 2005 02:28 PM
Nice hat, I used the same yarn with 10.5 16" addis to make an snb hot head (in the round, no flat knitting for me, my seaming sucks big time).
A decrease you may like would involve a left slanting decrease (psso) followed by a right slanting decrease (k2tog) at four different, equal locations (although it does make a dreaded "X" at the crown, a down with mr. x project, perhaps?).
A good example is this pattern:
http://www.coatsandclark.com/fun_and_free/yarn/lw1268.htm
Just subtract one stitch and do it in the round, converting your ws purl row to a knit row. Use stitch marker between each decrease, or just put in on four dpns when you get to the decreases.
The best thing is, they have "the math" all figured out for many different size heads and yarn weights. And, it is free! Truly a favorite of mine. I've done a few in boucle yarn, with fur carried along on the ribbing, they are quite nice. The first one (a miscalculation on my part) was called "giganticus", though, and was more like a hood, ah, but I digress.
Posted by: Dawn at June 7, 2005 02:44 PM
Hats are fun, but mittens....and socks.....They are like Lays. You can't make just one. Well, actually you can, but that would be very bad. BTW, go to katyknits.typepad.com and stroll (or scroll or whatever) through her archives to Oct 16, 2004 and you will see that a ginormous cat thingy (wait, that sounds obscene..) can, in fact, be considered a hat. Maybe the next hat should be black and sparkly with a little half veil-thingy with beaded X's to wear to court to give you courage.
Posted by: Tish at June 7, 2005 03:24 PM
Woo hoo! Great lookin' hat, lady!
Posted by: Amy at June 7, 2005 03:27 PM
23.5 inches. Yes, it is a massive melon. I can't help it; it runs in the family. And sure, I could always use another hat. I don't know how I'm going to deal with the Boston snow next winter after my last two Los Angeles "winters". Plenty of handmade hats will certainly make it a bit more bearable :)
The green hat looks great! If I'd kept that yarn it would have sat in my stash for the rest of time, one sad solitary ball left over from my Mom's sweater. The yarn is definitely happier with you.
I miss you too! I'm in Encino-backyard-knitting withdrawal. I'll ring you tonight.
Posted by: Laina at June 7, 2005 03:45 PM
You look so cute in the hat, Great job! Here is a very handy site that will help you make any size hat with any yarn any size needle! "Super Simple Circular Hat Calculator"
http://www.earthguild.com/products/knitcroc/marypat/hatcalc.htm
Posted by: Teri at June 7, 2005 04:31 PM
OMIGOD - how cute are you!
Posted by: Bron at June 7, 2005 05:08 PM
Laurie- Guess what! My mom bought me yarn on her vacation and she's going to show me how to knit! I'm going to be back in Southern California is a couple weeks so I'll be a pro by then and we'll have to get together and have a knit extravaganza!
Posted by: Penny at June 7, 2005 05:09 PM
My hair is way too puffy to wear many hats (even though I love them) without having some nearly criminal 'hat head'. But I do enjoy knitting them. :) I plan to make a few more as gifts for Yule/Xmas/etc... (you get the idea).
Anyhoo, great hat! :)
Posted by: Lisa P at June 7, 2005 05:42 PM
For a nice flat hat top, start at the top and make a square or a pentagon or a hexagon, but only increase every other row. When you have enough stitches, stop increasing and just knit around until it's long enough.
Posted by: Barbara at June 7, 2005 06:17 PM
'Cuz, you know, undeniably, the absolute worst thing about a glue-sniffing carjacker is those horrid visible panty lines. :) You crack me up every time!
Posted by: carie at June 7, 2005 08:26 PM
I think that you look cute in hats! I think that it is the universe's way of compensating me for being unable to pull off bangs that I look adorable in hats.
Of course, this only works if I don't have to take the hat OFF. My hair is apparently afraid of hats since it tries to get as close to my skull as possible whenever confronted with a hat.
Posted by: Erica at June 7, 2005 09:01 PM
my first finished nonscarf project was a hat! i felt so accomplished! maybe I should make another one.... i like yours there....
Posted by: San Francisco Knitter at June 7, 2005 09:05 PM
me and mommy like your hat very much - it is almost cold enough here for us to wear it. Brrrrr.. no walk for me today
Posted by: minou at June 7, 2005 09:17 PM
Oh, and I sent you an image through email that was inspired by this post. Let me know if you don't get it.
Posted by: Erica at June 7, 2005 09:58 PM
Ooo, I just (almost) finished my first real knitting in the round hat this weekend! I have to say it was really fun and pretty quick. If you're at all a Sci Fi fan you might even recognize it!
Oh and PS Laurie...if you are so inclined, I've got my own "crazy aunt purl crazy neighbor story" shared on my blog. Just so you know, you aren't alone!
Posted by: Azuredrake at June 8, 2005 03:46 AM
You are so dang cute!
Posted by: Shelly at June 8, 2005 06:36 AM
Cute hat! We need to move you to a colder climate so you can actually wear some of these creations. Or you could just send any extras to me.
Posted by: Anmiryam at June 8, 2005 07:09 AM
Scary view out your office window--clicking on the third thumbnail gave me vertigo. But you must be Real Important to have such a cityscape view!
Posted by: Madeleine at June 8, 2005 07:46 AM
Blue sparkly hat-to-be looks cool. The sparkly bit looks like the yarn I used in a wrap recently. I lurve blue.
Posted by: ShelbyD at June 8, 2005 08:32 AM
I love your blog...and your cats
Here is a great site for increases and decreases. All of the decreases are lined up so you can compare them AND match them with increases. http://www.knittinghelp.com/knitting/basic_techniques/
Posted by: brittany at June 8, 2005 10:21 AM
Sorry, didn't see the link already posted!
Posted by: brittany at June 8, 2005 10:22 AM
hahahahahahaha...I almost peed in my pants when I read that thing about visible panty lines!!!!!
Posted by: Naomi at June 8, 2005 12:35 PM
Love the hat! I am addicted to cute hats (and true, could be much, much worse). You can never have too many.
Posted by: Sara at June 8, 2005 03:38 PM
You are beautiful in the picture and one bang-up writer, too. Maybe you wrote the last Writer's Digest "personal writer's issue?"
Prescription for perfectionism:
Calculate the number of "errors" you usually make in a week.
Divide by 7.
Add 15%
Do that number of things "wrong" on purpose ever day for 3 weeks. (i.e., undersear inside out, unmatching socks..
Discover that NOBODY REALLY CARES... even if they notice.
Best wishes.
Posted by: Dana at June 8, 2005 07:18 PM







