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May 20, 2005
Stitch 'n Bitch 'n Pics
In honor of me being on dial-up and taking the better part of all my remaining childbearing years to post these pictures, I made the thumbnails super small, so just click for bigger images. (Yes I am home today and yes, the cable guy is coming tomorrow THANK GOD.)
1 - Amazing pink crocheted shrug created by Sara. Before this I never really "got" the shrug concept but on Sara it's so cute and artsy:
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60% - Percentage of time I managed to talk educated
14 - "ya'll"s
2.5 - Times I said "purty" (I caught myself half way through one and stuttered out "pur...pretty!")
.5 - Times I mentioned porn
1 - Secret appearance by Drew, The Crochet Dude
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1 - Person at Stitch 'n Bitch whose Mom has emailed me!! Hi Regina's mom! Sorry I got broke-down Internets right now and have the patience of a five-year-old with this slow crap! Also, Regina? Brought a crocheted limon monster!! So cute. Why did I not take a picture of that? Could it be I was high from the shroom hat?
2 - Times someone said "muff" and the rest of us laughed. Heh. "Muff."
47 - Times I had pangs of jealousy over the amazing vintage pattern books Ellen, Sara and Faith found at an estate sale. By the way, Faith? HILARIOUS story teller.
1- Gorgeous purse, made by Tami:
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38 - Gallons of sweat lost by me, the nervous perspirer. Ok, so while I would gladly exchange nervous sweating for something more dainty, like oh, say, nervous giggling, I have decided that Stitch 'n Bitch is perhaps my one only hope of ever losing weight. Think about it. Lose three pounds of water weight a week in nervous sweat! woohoo!
7 - New people I met. Hi ya'll!
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1 - Enormous plate of nachos consumed by moi
2 - Beers, ibid
2 - Skeins of yarn I bought from Christine, oh my lord this yarn is beautiful. And it smells so good! Yarn sniffers unite. She has an online store, go buy!
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6.25 - Times I said I love the valley
3 - Times I said "Well, SHIT." upon discovering there is a whole other type of gauge I have to worry about. ROW gauge. Can you believe that?
40% - Amount of people who tried to assure me the hat was just fine.
60% - Amount of people who knew it was supposed to be a beanie and ended up as a big ol' rastafarian shroom hat.
1 - Amount of best friends dragged along with me to s'n'b (thanks, Jennifer!). Shannon wasn't feeling well, and couldn't come model her hat. Never fear, we had one or two stand ins:
Posted by laurie at May 20, 2005 01:33 PM
Comments
So happy that you get your cable back tomorrow!
I love, love all the pictures of your shroom hat. My favorite position is with it sitting tipped on the side of the head (bottom left picture), very cute!
Posted by: LisaB at May 20, 2005 01:41 PM
Oh my gosh I was first! You are so popular by the time I read and comment I am never first. :) heehee
Posted by: LisaB at May 20, 2005 01:42 PM
Dear Auntie Purl:
LOVE the blog! Found you via She Just Walks Around With It...and have been cracking up daily.
My stats:
Nervous sweat-er? Check.
Multiple furry family members? Check.
Yarn-a-holic? Check.
Knit much? Not a check...yet. But hoping to learn and come by the SnB some day.
Until then, count me amongst your imaginary Internets friends.
:-) Lorrian
Posted by: Lorrian at May 20, 2005 01:43 PM
Ahhhhh!!! You totally bogarted the blue yarn I want!!!!! Grrrr!
I am so glad you had a good time. I really need to try that perspiration weightloss plan!
Ok, the hat may be a smidge large, but hey, no hat hair!
W. :)
Posted by: Wendy at May 20, 2005 01:45 PM
Sounds like you enjoyed yourself again. Did I have fun there too?
I love the pic of your sweaty balls of yarn! And the hat looks normal from here... if it's too big just line it with fur.
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at May 20, 2005 01:47 PM
Hi Laurie! I sent something off to you in the mail early this week. Let me know if it doesn't get there. I don't know where my freakish distrust of the postal service comes from but I have it, none the less.
Love the hat!!
Posted by: Krickit at May 20, 2005 01:48 PM
Drew, seriously. See the face GLISTEN with the SHEEN of sweat? I hate that my body decides to sweat gallons when I am nervous. As soon as Jen and I got in the parking lot it turned off like a faucet. BIZARRE.
I keep telling myself that snb is like my own personal sauna of nervous hell, where the upside is that I will lose weight, the downside is that I shine. Oh well.
Posted by: laurie at May 20, 2005 01:49 PM
Hehe "muff". I'm such a goof. the hats looks fine! I love the colors. Yeah, that two gauge thing is a bitch. You think it's hard to match one, try matching both at once.
Posted by: Vicki at May 20, 2005 02:03 PM
I am a lunatic. please keep orange hat photo away from
any future commitment hearings that may ensue, and/or any mental health practitioner from the state of california.
Posted by: christine at May 20, 2005 02:19 PM
Little suggestion - give Shannon a monster case of Texas hair, and she's good to go. Hat'll fit just fine then.
Posted by: Krista at May 20, 2005 02:24 PM
I still think the hat is great! SnB was great last night and I'm so envying the blue yarn. But, don't worry I'm not planning to steal it or anything. If it's missing after Sunday, it wasn't me. It was Bob.
Posted by: Carrie at May 20, 2005 02:27 PM
Row gauge mostly bites. I ignore it whenever I possibly can.
Posted by: Colleen at May 20, 2005 02:29 PM
I LOVE hearing about SnB and thoroughly enjoy your blog! I get together with friends for a knitting group...but it doesn't seem nearly as glamorous and fun as SnB, certainly no fun muff jokes!
Posted by: Melliferous Pants at May 20, 2005 02:45 PM
me: "wanna see an insane picture of me on the world wide web?"
terry (after a visit to the computer): "WOW! what a GREAT HAT!!!"
Posted by: christine at May 20, 2005 02:48 PM
Wendy...you said "bogarted"! I love it. "Bogart" is definitely a term that is desperately underused. Shannon should grow some phat dreddies to go in her awesome new tam. It’s so cute! Laurie, maybe you can explain to me exactly what the appeal of the valley is. I was in Panorama City last week and, well ugh!
Posted by: Shanaigans at May 20, 2005 02:55 PM
The hat's not too big, well, just a smidge maybe, but it looks great! I always say, better too big than too small. If it's too big at least it can still be worn. :-) Your SnB looks way fun - wish there was one here. :-(
Posted by: Heather at May 20, 2005 03:08 PM
Row gauge? I'm supposed to pay attention to row gauge?!? shit.
Posted by: Kat at May 20, 2005 03:14 PM
Hey - forget about gifting the orange hat...just run around the world making people wear it for photos, create a huge art exhibition of the prints and retire a rich AHR-TEEST!
Posted by: Eklectika at May 20, 2005 03:36 PM
aw that hat! we all love the hat!
i was feeling a little sweaty too, it might have been the hot coffee or the yarn, but i was kinda toasty.
it was great meeting you last night, i had so much fun hangin' with the knittin' kids!
Posted by: Christie at May 20, 2005 03:40 PM
Well, SHIT...We had a rip-roaring good time and I think that I talked so much my jaw hurt. Thank God for wine!
Posted by: Regina aka LadyLinoleum at May 20, 2005 03:44 PM
Gotta say: you give great hat.
Posted by: Wendy at May 20, 2005 03:47 PM
That hat looks pretty snazzy. Can't wait for the pompom :)
Posted by: Laina at May 20, 2005 03:55 PM
I admit the hat looks a leetle big...but big is better than little! And it's purty! I don't endorse lining it with fur cos I think Shannon would expire...
If your cable comes back on line does this mean you'll talk to us again?
Posted by: Lynne S of Oz at May 20, 2005 04:11 PM
Tee hee...Drew said "sweaty balls..."
Posted by: La at May 20, 2005 04:16 PM
Hi Laurie, one of my knitting buddies (Gail of the "porn comment" fame) directed me to your blog, you are too funny and it's sooooo nice to see pictures from the motherland. I am a displaced Valley Girl from West Covina now living in Chicagoland. I just wanted to comment on how great are knitting groups? I just love mine, we should all have one or more to go to. It's great to learn about what others are doing too, so thanks to your postings I'm going to have to knit myself a taco now.
Posted by: Dee at May 20, 2005 04:34 PM
a) row gauge?! what the hell? does it involve math? f!
b) wish portland (oregon) had cool snb like the weho snb, cuz i'm pretty sure no one here would say muff or sweaty balls....can i be honorary long distance member?
c) love the hat.
Posted by: taral at May 20, 2005 04:34 PM
Love the hat. All of the pictures are just great. I kind of agree with the idea of running around making people try it on so you can take pics and giving the hat it's own web site. :)
Posted by: Becky at May 20, 2005 06:20 PM
Hi! I love your blog. I found out about it from my friend Jonna. I'm glad your hat turned out well. I'm a knitter too. :-) Peace.
Posted by: Kate at May 20, 2005 06:57 PM
so who says size doesn't matter??
Posted by: Cheryl at May 20, 2005 07:52 PM
You've got me so excited for my first SnB on Sunday. I'm so glad that you had fun.
Posted by: Erica at May 20, 2005 08:47 PM
Sniffing yarn seems like an intensely correct thing to do. Who would want to use some stanky yarn? Yarn stank sometimes stays forever.
Posted by: Jessica at May 20, 2005 11:17 PM
Your hat looks great. You are either a better knitter than you think or a really excelent photographer.
Posted by: Rebecca at May 21, 2005 04:26 AM
"a big ol' rastafarian shroom hat"
Damn Laurie, made me spill my drink with that. I laughed so much!
Posted by: Pete at May 21, 2005 08:16 AM
Oh My God, Darlin! You are just too funny!! Love, love love the Blog! You might just possibly be the funniest girl in blogland!
And the hat is gorgeous!-Except on the sixth girl..and there it looks like its eating her head-but on the rest-Perfect! Great job knitting!
PS-Don't lose the ya'll! We Southerners have to keep some of the native tongue!
Posted by: Lesli at May 21, 2005 10:16 PM
I dig the hat pics. Tre ..something or another. Ahem, start stalking the mailman in about 10-14 days :)
Posted by: zib at May 22, 2005 10:59 AM
If the hat is wool -- she can felt it down to size and it will be nice and fuzzy
Posted by: Nancy at May 22, 2005 11:46 PM
I am loving the hat modeling all the people!
...and would *love* to see it felted. :)
Posted by: mamapez at May 23, 2005 10:06 AM
catching up on my reading so if someone else said this i'm sorry. don't worry too much about row gauge. if it's too long you undo a couple of rows, not long enough you add a couple of rows. it's much easier to fix.
Posted by: maryse at May 24, 2005 10:48 AM
I am looking for a free knitting group in the valley. Anyone know of one?
Posted by: holly at June 6, 2005 08:12 PM







