May 20, 2005
Stitch 'n Bitch 'n Pics
In honor of me being on dial-up and taking the better part of all my remaining childbearing years to post these pictures, I made the thumbnails super small, so just click for bigger images. (Yes I am home today and yes, the cable guy is coming tomorrow THANK GOD.)
60% - Percentage of time I managed to talk educated
14 - "ya'll"s
2.5 - Times I said "purty" (I caught myself half way through one and stuttered out "pur...pretty!")
.5 - Times I mentioned porn
1 - Secret appearance by Drew, The Crochet Dude
1 - Person at Stitch 'n Bitch whose Mom has emailed me!! Hi Regina's mom! Sorry I got broke-down Internets right now and have the patience of a five-year-old with this slow crap! Also, Regina? Brought a crocheted limon monster!! So cute. Why did I not take a picture of that? Could it be I was high from the shroom hat?
2 - Times someone said "muff" and the rest of us laughed. Heh. "Muff."
47 - Times I had pangs of jealousy over the amazing vintage pattern books Ellen, Sara and Faith found at an estate sale. By the way, Faith? HILARIOUS story teller.
38 - Gallons of sweat lost by me, the nervous perspirer. Ok, so while I would gladly exchange nervous sweating for something more dainty, like oh, say, nervous giggling, I have decided that Stitch 'n Bitch is perhaps my one only hope of ever losing weight. Think about it. Lose three pounds of water weight a week in nervous sweat! woohoo!
1 - Enormous plate of nachos consumed by moi
2 - Beers, ibid
2 - Skeins of yarn I bought from Christine, oh my lord this yarn is beautiful. And it smells so good! Yarn sniffers unite. She has an online store, go buy!
6.25 - Times I said I love the valley
3 - Times I said "Well, SHIT." upon discovering there is a whole other type of gauge I have to worry about. ROW gauge. Can you believe that?
40% - Amount of people who tried to assure me the hat was just fine.
60% - Amount of people who knew it was supposed to be a beanie and ended up as a big ol' rastafarian shroom hat.
1 - Amount of best friends dragged along with me to s'n'b (thanks, Jennifer!). Shannon wasn't feeling well, and couldn't come model her hat. Never fear, we had one or two stand ins:
Posted by laurie at May 20, 2005 1:33 PM