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May 04, 2005
Hair, there and everywhere.

Meet Aharon, the Magic Man, who can transform me from fugly to pretty in 2.5 hours flat. (Hey, beauty? Not a quick process!) He's Israeli, and has the best accent ever, and his name is pronounced like "Aaron" but spelled all Euro. And that's his adorable assistant Aneta who is so nice and makes you feel right at home even though you're nervous, and have 27 inches of roots, and also maybe can't really afford to get your hair done there.
Oh, yes, my hairdresser has an assistant. This is apparently quite common at these fancy pants Beverly Hills salons, which is a far cry from the home perms of my youth in which my seven-year-old brother was the assistant to my mom, the stylist (with very poor results, I might add.) It's so much fun to live in a city like Los Angeles where you can pretend to be a Beverly Hills "I get my hair done here" kind of girl, even if just for a few hours. It's like playing dress-up, except maybe a wee bit more expensive.
Also, for the record, I am the Art Director for a fairly large financial firm, and do I have an assistant? No. I do not even have a junior designer at the moment, and before long I'll probably have to bring my own post-it notes to work. I'm just saying. I may have made a serious vocational error. Anyone want me to do your hair?
But ya'll, I love Aharon. Have I mentioned that before? Well, I do. For two reasons:
1. He is adorable, and has the cutest accent, and is a miracle worker. I love him because he makes me feel pretty.
2. He is also a wise, wise man.
Me: Aharon, I'm going through a divorce and I want to go RED. I want to be a REDHEAD. Red, the color of DIVORCE!
Aharon: No. I don't think this is a good idea.
Me: But Aharon, red! Divorce!
Aharon: Anytime you make a change because of a divorce or a problem, it never solves the problem. Then you feel worse, and want your old color back.
Me: So, you're saying no?
Aharon: Ask me again six months after the divorce is final.
And he is wise, and so right, because perhaps blonde is the color of divorce, and always has been:
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And now, some bloggy stuff!
My friend Cara who is also obsessed with Newfoundland sent me a tag. Hi Cara!
The Rules from Cara: Pick 5 of the following and then complete the sentences. Then pass this little meme on to 3 more of your blog friends! But no tag backs! And be careful…you could be next!
(My disclaimer of The Rules: I have no idea what a tag back is or what will happen if the meme --which I just figured out means me! me! -- does not get completed. Probably some kid with cancer who is trying to collect business cards before he dies will come after you with the alligator he found in the sewer or Bill Gates won't give you the $100 you earned from forwarding the meme. Ya'll know.)
The Premise (pick 5):
If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an inn-keeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be an astronaut…
If I could be a world famous blogger…
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
If I could be married to any current famous political figure…
The answers ....
1. If I could be a gardener … I'd garden in the morning! I'd garden in the evening! All over this town! Also, I'd grow some herbs, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
2. If I could be a justice on any one court in the world… it would be the SUPREME Court, and by the way? Gay people would be able to marry. Adopt kids. Have partner rights just like the rest of us. Because you know what? Gay wedding is not the greatest threat to marriage. DIVORCE IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO MARRIAGE. And also maybe men with vienna sausages who grow goatees, but anyway. Moving on.
3. If I could be a scientist … I would SO make people call me Dr. Laurie. Even my parents. They'd have to call and ask if the Doctor was in. Also, I would cure cancer. But mostly, I'd be like, "There is a Doctor in the house, yo yo! And that Doctor is me!"
4. If I could be a librarian … I'd want to work at the Los Angeles downtown library because I love love love it there so much. I spend my lunch hour there several times a week. Just look for the dork with the knitting down in the History room ... that's me!
5. If I could be a writer… I'd die happy.
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I tag (of course):
Jen, who is so deep in law school finals that her brain is about to melt, but one of the sentences is ... "If I were a lawyer..." so I thought she could curse a little on that one.
Crystal, who is home sick and has time (and codeine) to contemplate these issues. Also, Crystal, you need to come out here to Los Angeles. I promise we'll do lots of touristy stuff and I'll even let you sleep in my room instead of the guestroom where the catbox is. Really!
And Drew, because we need to inflict a guy with this knitblog tag madness. Besides, he's not just any guy! The Crochet Dude cooks, cleans, knits, and loves cats. We must all bow down to the amazingness of the Crochet Dude! So, ya'll go stalk Drew, and look! He even has a store!
Ok, that's all for humpday. May you hump wisely and well. Bye!
Posted by laurie at May 4, 2005 09:47 AM
Comments
I haven't read the post yet but I wanted to be the first commenter. Stalk stalk...
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at May 4, 2005 09:57 AM
Once you've answered the questions, does the meme become a yuyu?
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at May 4, 2005 10:02 AM
Wow, that's two comments in a row!
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at May 4, 2005 10:02 AM
now threeeee
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at May 4, 2005 10:03 AM
But you are a writer!
A good one.
Even my mom says so, and my mom, she knows writers.
Posted by: Anmiryam at May 4, 2005 10:15 AM
The 'do is fab! Don'tcha feel like a million bucks now? Screw that, a bazillion bucks! Aharon sounds like a keeper of a soul-soothing stylist aficianado extraordinaire. =) Happy Hump Day!
Posted by: Rossana at May 4, 2005 10:25 AM
Aharon and Aneta and you and your hair look beautiful. And you have such a rosy glow. Do they serve cocktails at this fancy-pants Beverly Hills salon?
Posted by: Madeleine at May 4, 2005 10:30 AM
Why yes they do, Madeleine... it takes the edge off the huge bill, LOL.
Posted by: laurie at May 4, 2005 10:38 AM
Laurie!
So glad you stayed with the gorgeous shade of blonde instead of going red! Aharon really knows his stuff! We're hoping to see your newly trimmed goldilocks in person on Thursday at the WeHo SnB, upstairs at the Farmers Market, 3rd and Fairfax! (stalk, stalk).
Ellen B.
Posted by: L.A. Ell at May 4, 2005 10:55 AM
Oooo. VERY pretty hair.
I've been lurking on your blog for awhile (bad Cara, no Comments) and want to tell you that Sobakowa looks so much like my dearly departed cat (especially with a pissed off face), it makes me smile.
Happy Humpday right back at ya!
Posted by: Cara (another one :) ) at May 4, 2005 11:00 AM
Stalk! Stalk!
Hair looks great, but more importantly, I think I will call you Dr. Laurie from now on.
Posted by: ashbloem at May 4, 2005 11:01 AM
how many freakin Cara's are they in this world anyway? thank you Laurie crazy mother of cats for doing the meme.I knew it would be funny to read.And how come all the dude guys with blogs comment on your blog and not mine? ok maybe don't answer that one heh
Posted by: cara at May 4, 2005 11:03 AM
Your hair looks great and I think the Israeli has the hots for you. No, just kidding.
I feel like a loser too because no dude guys comment on my blog either (except for Mr. Yarn and he doesn't count)
Posted by: Janis at May 4, 2005 11:07 AM
It's so nice to see the pure and innocent love that occurs between woman and stylist. Especially cute Israeli stylists.
Also, "hump wisely and well" is my new life philosophy.
Posted by: Dawn at May 4, 2005 11:22 AM
yes yes aharon is wise to refuse to color your hair but what is really important here is his shirt. I MUST have his shirt.
Also, I must have an assistant.
Posted by: Ashley at May 4, 2005 11:30 AM
I think we should keep calling her Raulie.I like that one better.btw the dude commented on my blog.Now I feel special. ;0)
Posted by: cara at May 4, 2005 11:32 AM
i don't get any men commenting on my blog either except when i was ranting politically months ago. but i guess it's just as well. i'd be all worried about my hair and my weight and whether or not i had stuff in my teeth.
maybe that's why i haven't had a decent haircut in years. i don't hug my stylist. of course my stylists haven't looked that good.
Posted by: maryse at May 4, 2005 11:44 AM
OOoohhh! I so need me an Aharon in my life...if for nothing else then the great pirate tshirt he's wearing...
So glad you stayed blonde...we blondes need to stick together!
Posted by: Mary in Boston at May 4, 2005 12:10 PM
I want Aharon to do my hair. Or at least give me some advice about some stuff. He is a wise one, Grasshopper. Keep him around. ESPECIALLY since he makes you all cute and stuff.
Posted by: nik at May 4, 2005 12:20 PM
Now I know why I can't get a decent haircut locally--all the good Israeli hairdressers are in LA! Tell Aharon to get his cute T-shirt back home so I can get some good hair advice, or at least ask him if he has a brother who never left home but does hair amazingly, will you?
Posted by: Mozemen at May 4, 2005 12:33 PM
Yeah, the Palos Verdes stylists have assistants too.
Oh, and CRAP, I was gonna tag you for that meme, but I wasn't gonna post my stuff until tomorrow. Oh well. Looking forward to the middle of May!
Posted by: La at May 4, 2005 12:39 PM
Oh, Aharon...*swoon*...and so TALL... I just knew he was Israeli with that name! He does good work...and there's always time to go red in the future.
Right now I've been tempted to go purple. Cause I'm a-gonna be working from home, and can therefore get away with it and am braver than I was in high school and college when I first wanted purple hair. *cackle*
Oh, the fun ways we deal with change... ;-)
Posted by: Eklectika at May 4, 2005 02:26 PM
Someday I may have to tell you the short and boring story of having my heart broken by a hair stylist with a Warren Beatty in Shampoo complex.
As for the assistants, I think we should all create imaginary assistants. Of course it wouldn't be as great as the real thing, but I think I'm going to start saying, "Oh I'll have Hortense take care of that.".
I actually met someone who did that. She was the organizer of a conf. my company was exhibiting at. Her company would create fake contact names for each conference. Ver-r-r-r-y strange.
Posted by: Amy at May 4, 2005 02:33 PM
Hey, I was a scientist (but I got better!) and you *can* call me doctor. Only you wouldn't want me to treat you. I am told that cracked ribs and sternums from overenthusiastic CPR are somewhat uncomfortable.
I have an assistant, well sorta, maybe when she isn't doing everything that everyone higher up than me have asked her to do (ie I do it all myself instead so I guess that doesn't really count).
And you'll get blokes commenting on your blog if you put pics of your hot pussies. It worked for me! Once....
Posted by: Lynne S of Oz at May 4, 2005 03:07 PM
Can Aharon fix my Mommy's hair? It is horrible. She has two sets of roots! AND one day (I wish I could say she was drunk but she was sober) she cut a bunch of her hair on top of her head so it would stick straight up! And it DID! And it looks RETARDED! Now she uses all kinds of goop to make sure it doesn't stick up.
Mommy's friend gives her and Daddy 'Chemo Cuts' - totally politcally incorrect - and frankly after she is done with them they do look like they have been through chemotherapy...
OHHH AHARON!!!! HELPPPP MY MOMMMMYYYY!!!!!!!!
Posted by: minou at May 4, 2005 03:40 PM
I need to find a good place to get my hair done. It's only been like 2 years... You look great!
Posted by: Vicki at May 4, 2005 03:44 PM
You are so adorable! I love that "I just got my hair done!" feeling. Knock 'em dead!
Posted by: Teresa C at May 4, 2005 04:19 PM
"Hump wisely and well" should probably go on a t-shirt. And Laurie? You *are* a writer (which is why I stalk you).
Posted by: Liz at May 4, 2005 04:41 PM
i'm unemployed and have an assistant. her name is binky and she's my secret friend. can't you see her? she's sitting right here.
stalkie stalkie.
Posted by: Inky at May 4, 2005 05:23 PM
Hey, at least you didn't do what I did and shave the ol' head when divorcing. Red is way better than that. And blonde? What can I say? I've always been blonde, except, for of course, when I was BALD.
Posted by: Wendy at May 4, 2005 07:40 PM
Hey there Crazy Aunt Purl -- I'm bloglining you as everyone is just so in love with your blog, how can I help it?! Great blog, and love the blond hair. :)
Posted by: Jenifer at May 4, 2005 07:55 PM
Yea! I love the pictures.
Posted by: Brad at May 5, 2005 12:21 AM
the hair is lovely. one of the radiologists where i work, judith, is from israel and does, in fact, have the greatest accent ever. she is also fabulous in a number of the same ways that aharon is, though she has never been anywhere near my hair.
as the spokeshomo for the east coast gays, we thank you for your endorsement of our right to marry.
Posted by: jenn at May 5, 2005 04:51 AM
A good hairdresser is worth his weight in cheezies. Cherish him....
and you look fab as a blond
Posted by: Jacqueline at May 5, 2005 09:22 AM
from one self-doubting writer to another: you are a writer! if that's what will make you die happy, then do it! can a stalker use two exclamation points in one comment? here's a great site to get started on, if you haven't already: http://www.pw.org (if they're not going to give you an assistant at work, you can certainly do some research on their time). at the site you can sign up for the poets and writers e-newsletter, which will 1) make you feel like a real writer, 2) remind you to write, and 3) provide lots of great tips about how to get published. I find myself thinking thoughts in your voice now--it's so pervasive and wonderful. And I promise I won't do voodoo on you if you publish a novel before I do.
Posted by: ursula at May 5, 2005 09:36 AM
You are sooooo funny! I love your writing, and I'm glad to hear you have considered it as a profession. I've been to other blogs, who shall remain nameless (just in case they stalk here, you know who you are thinbunny), who are so boring and rather self absorbed. They knit like a fanatic, probably because they are so boring (just a hint of jealously).
But, I digress. You, I am jealous of because you have the best sense of humor, and it really comes out in your writing.
Thanks for blogging.
Posted by: Patty at May 5, 2005 12:02 PM
(because every comment i make has to be about meme, whatev)
so you know. since we sort of do kinda look alike (and have the Single White Fem-Blog thing going on anyway), i will share with you that after my divorce, i DID go red.
i went to the chichi-est salon ever and spent almost $500 (yes you read that correctly, hi i was crazy and divorcing) to go red. while everyone said, "red is hard to keep." and i thought, wtf does everyone know?
turns out "hard to keep" means "$500 is wasted two weeks later when you will be mostly blond but sort of coppery not in the good way."
right. but i refused to be defeated, so i decided i would just do it myself (with the help of my artist friend who knew what she was doing) because i was GOING TO BE RED come hell or high water.
yeah, i'm blond now. just sayin'.
Posted by: kristysf at May 5, 2005 12:34 PM
Aharon is HOT. Is he Israeli? Is he AVAILABLE? Is he straight? I love gay guys but they usually aren't into peeking up my skirt, you know. Well, I'm taken right now, but I wanted to tell you that I love your blog and everything in it.
Posted by: Illanna at May 5, 2005 05:00 PM
Babe, you are a writer...live it...love it. You rock my world.
Posted by: Shannon at May 6, 2005 12:20 AM
I dunno being the daughter of a hairdresser I have seen oh so many looks and colors and I still think when the boy troubles they are bad you have to have something either cut, lifted, botoxed, colored or highlighted. It's like the cosmetic equivilant of a therapy shag, ya know nothing serious just make you feel special. OOOH hey what about a semi-permanant red? then if you hate it, it's gone in a few weeks.
Posted by: kitten at May 9, 2005 04:11 AM
Definately a hot hairdresser. Exactly what a girl needs at this time. I did the same thing and a whole lot of retail therapy during my divorce. My hair got progressively better as my x got progressively worse. Smurf blue hair does nothing for a 35 year old man who is ostensibly looking for gainful employment in our fair city. We are a tres conservative town here in Fredericton.
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