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April 14, 2005
Don't go there, I mean it.
Let's just go ahead and acknowledge the obvious. After what I am about to tell you, there is no way I will ever go out on a date. (See related keywords: four cats, spinster divorceé, Betty Ford Clinic.)
You see, Shannon has lost her mind. And not only has she lost her mind, she has caused me to lose my mind (and the last shreds of self-respect and date-ability I had) as well.
(ring, ring)
Me: Hey.
Shannon: Hey! Oh, good! It's you!
(I think this is so sweet, right, she's so happy it's me! wants to talk to me!)
Me: Yes, it's me!
Shannon: I have to tell you what I've been doing for the last three hours, because you'll know! You'll get it, you'll understand since you're a crazy cat lady!
Me: Whu...? Ok. Yeah, thanks. What have you been doing?
Shannon: I went to Catster! It's like Friendster, but for cats, and now all my cats have profiles and diaries! And people can send email to your cats and add them to their Catster list and they pick a pet of the week. One of my cats must be Pet Of the Week!
(Shannon is a Capricorn. She's very goal-oriented.)
Me: This sounds like crossing the line. And you know, I'm sort of at that place where you wonder when your life went wrong and the 5 o'clock News is filming your house, where they're carrying out the cages of 32 cats and a ferret, and your neighbors are on camera talking about the time you wore your bra on your head.
Shannon: Pet of the week! I'm on deadline, and yet I just spent three hours setting up blogs for all the cats! Wheeeee!
Me: Ah. Ok. What's this thing called again?
So of course, I had to go on Catster and make pages for my cats, because I can't be the only one of my friends without a Catster page. (Is that a bandwagon I spy? Must hop on!) But don't go to the website, really, I'm warning you. It's addictive. Once you start, you can't stop! Thus proving once again the internets are good only for the following:
- porn
- wasting time
- shopping while in your underwear
- porn
And proving once again that I am indeed a crazy cat lady and I have Issues only manageable through heavy medication. Anyway. I can't post more because I have to go photoshop my cats so they will be Pet of The Week. Sorry, Shan! I love you, but we're talking Pet Of The Week, here. Game on!

Update! Update!
Thursday 4/14/2005, 1 p.m. -- Updated to add:
I finally finished everyone's catster pages. But I forgot to post the links! Post your Catster pages, too, so I can put your cats in my Kitty Corral. Because I am a freak. WHO WILL NEVER BE ASKED OUT ON A DATE AGAIN. But I have Catster pages! Oh yes I do!
My crazy cat lady pages:
Sobakowa | Roy | Bob | Frankie
Shannon's crazy cat lady pages (hers have diaries!):
Shelby | Leona | Nike | Jack, Jr. (the cutest cat ever!)
Posted by laurie at April 14, 2005 09:43 AM
Comments
So what are their email addies so my cats can get started sending them forwarded jokes?
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at April 14, 2005 09:51 AM
LOL - I said "can started"....
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at April 14, 2005 09:51 AM
Seriously, why can't I go back and edit a comment when I'm the author?
...or can I??
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at April 14, 2005 09:52 AM
Hey - don't knock blind dates - that's how I met my husband (after a BAD divorce, I might add!!) You just never know ;o)
Posted by: Jackie at April 14, 2005 10:05 AM
Drew, I have no idea how to edit your own comments. I can edit it for you in the movable type admin thingy though, so I did, because I have THE POWER. har har.
Jackie, my husband, Mr. X., was my first and only blind date. So maybe we have parallel-inverse-universe dating karma, you and I ;)
Posted by: laurie at April 14, 2005 10:11 AM
My dogs are officially jealous. Heck I just finally got their pics up on my blog - never mind making them their own site!
Posted by: Crystal at April 14, 2005 10:25 AM
Laurie, you are SO FUNNY. Love your blog!
Posted by: Marta at April 14, 2005 10:30 AM
Oh, I'm going there now! The last time someone sent me to check out Catster, we didn't have any, but now, time's a-wastin' to waste time! So glad La Bonne sent us all to check out your riotous world ~
Posted by: maggi at April 14, 2005 10:33 AM
too bad you missed out on the contest I am doing
http://earth_mother.typepad.com/purrrfect_kitty_contest/
better luck next time!
Posted by: cara at April 14, 2005 10:35 AM
ROTFL! Girl, you totally crack me up.
Posted by: Rani at April 14, 2005 10:42 AM
Hi Laurie - love your blog - glad I'm not the only dumbass, almost divorced, alcohol loving, crazy knitaholic in the world. Although I've not got a cat yet - so maybe I've got some catching up to do!!
Posted by: Jordanna at April 14, 2005 11:00 AM
Crystal - there is a Dogster out there as well.
LOVE the picture of your cat with the little speech bubble. He would totally get my vote for pet of the week.
Posted by: melanie at April 14, 2005 11:01 AM
OK, so I have a ton of work to do, I'm behind schedule and have no time for foolishness. And now I have to spend the rest of the day on freaking Catster setting up profiles for all four cats. Thanks a lot. Just know that Dot will become the Cat of the Millenium by the time we're finished. It's on (or should I say "awwwwwn")!
Posted by: Debbie at April 14, 2005 11:03 AM
Okay, I'm not far gone enough yet to make pages for my cats on catster (at least not until they come up with a fattest pet of the week prize) but I did search for Roy's page and I couldn't find it!
Posted by: jodi at April 14, 2005 11:15 AM
wheee! i found bob's page :) and yeah, this site is like crack. i set up pages for each of my kitties a couple of months ago. i swear i didn't get any work done that day.
Posted by: kelly at April 14, 2005 11:45 AM
Hey, you forget to give us your kitty urls How are my kitties supposed to friend you kitties?
Here is Katie:
http://www.catster.com/?62218
And here is Jacqueline, who isn't alive anymore. But she's still pretty, and I liked doing her profile back in the day :)
http://www.catster.com/?62227
I think when my boyfriend found out, he almost broke up with me. He was horrified. Luckily, they don't have blogs. :)
Posted by: Gail at April 14, 2005 12:04 PM
Thank heavens I don't have a cat. That's all I'm sayin'.
Posted by: Kate C. at April 14, 2005 12:36 PM
i'm overwhelmed with the tasks i already have on my plate...to post pictures of my cats on catster would just be too much....
however, my husband does call me the "cat lady of alcatraz."
Posted by: maryse at April 14, 2005 01:08 PM
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?i=79151&j=t
"I was spayed!" (scroll down for cleo's diary!)
Posted by: josh at April 14, 2005 01:15 PM
Murphy: http://www.catster.com/?58955
Dante: http://www.catster.com/?58964
Olive: http://www.catster.com/?121596
Posted by: kelly at April 14, 2005 01:21 PM
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?i=120641&n=119129&PHPSESSID=739f17cc615171753119f6bcdcabcc15
This is Kandy Korn who belongs to my almost stepdaughter -- for now. Kandy Korn is FIV +, probably picked up from her mother. My BF's ex has decided that there is a huge risk that FIV is going to jump species, so Kandy Korn has to be given away. Do you get the logic of that, I don't -- she's a danger to human health, but you're going to dump her on someone else?
We've said we'd take her in, despite my allergies, but this nearly sparked WWIII. She's mostly lived at Liz's other house, but has come to visit for vacations and such, so I got to know her too. We're all going to miss her.
Posted by: Anmiryam at April 14, 2005 02:22 PM
Oops, P.S., don't send any messages of condolences or farewell to Kandy Korn. I think if it gets out that I spilled it here the conflict would go nuclear!
Posted by: Anmiryam at April 14, 2005 02:24 PM
I love your kitties! Here is Carmen and Ada's pages.
http://www.catster.com/?90002
http://www.dogster.com/?82458
P.S. Ada is a dog but she had a hand knit kitty bed!
Posted by: jillz at April 14, 2005 02:28 PM
Alright, crazy lady. AS IF your cats don't have diaries up there yet. I bet you're setting them up with diaries right now.
Posted by: jodi at April 14, 2005 02:44 PM
Am I just completely insane, or does that one photo of Bob with the red background remind anyone else of those old Marilyn Monroe nudie calendar pictures?
Posted by: Cyn at April 14, 2005 04:04 PM
I am so not crossing that line. I may have three cats, but they are not getting their own pages.
I'm thinking "Ferrestster" would go over well. Ferret people are crazy. I had a patient with 5 of them today.
Posted by: Erica at April 14, 2005 04:06 PM
LOL!
"Let's se what Bob is doing. Oh! Poop!"
Posted by: Brad at April 14, 2005 04:25 PM
ok I did one up about Purl I guess you can see it here
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=138731
Posted by: cara at April 14, 2005 04:28 PM
this is the last time i will bother you
got both my kitties listed
www.caster.com/? 138744
www.caster.com/? 13871
see ya
Posted by: cara at April 14, 2005 04:42 PM
i'm starting to see my future all mapped in front of me.....and it ain't too pretty - let me tell you now!
Posted by: jacqueline at April 14, 2005 09:45 PM
Seriously, you can at least use that to end all bad blind dates.
"Yeah, I devote about five to ten hours a week to updating my cats' web journals..."
*tires screech* while you drink a glass of wine he paid for in peace.
(and my Chloe is on Catster too...no journal, but man, I'm almost ashamed to admit I was probably in the first 400 to join)
Posted by: Jenn at April 14, 2005 09:47 PM
oh...my...friggin...god.
CATSTER????
DOGSTER????
this is so, I don't know, CRAZY... why didn't I think of this???
Posted by: Jeri at April 14, 2005 09:58 PM
hi I found your blog through marmalade.com, and I just had to post - Roy is the most gorgeous boy ever! You are amazing - it is so wonderful that you were sop atient with him, and gave him time to open up.
Posted by: gaile at April 15, 2005 02:34 AM
LMAO!!! Now, if we can just get you to totally rebel and post a reply in your comments.....!
Posted by: chris at April 15, 2005 03:45 AM
Along with her blog - Minou is also coveting a dog of the week spot on Dogster...
I'm glad the pages on Dogster are slow to load otherwise I could never get bored of comparing my perfect pet to everyone else's!!!
Posted by: Ang at April 15, 2005 07:05 AM
http://www.dogster.com/?139023
You are evil. I didn't even know that there was a catster, much less a dogster. I'll have to do catster tonight. grrr.
Posted by: Knitlette at April 15, 2005 07:22 AM
It's sad how much I love Catster. I've been on there for a while, but now that I know that I can create diaries for them? Oh, it's going to get scary around here. Stop me before it's too late!
Anyhow, my babies can be found here:
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=63534
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=63535
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=63538
Corral away!
Posted by: Dawn at April 15, 2005 08:55 AM
LOL... I loved the Bob pooping shot too! What great pages you and Shannon made! Loved them and Spicy Marie has corraled them all!
Spicy Marie http://www.catster.com/?63621
Her cousin Bert http://www.catster.com/?63645
Her cousin Nermal http://www.catster.com/?87287
Posted by: Spinster Jenn at April 15, 2005 09:34 AM
Ang --- Um, I couldn't post anything yet today because I was reading Minou's site all morning!!!! And then corralling cats on Catster! I love everyone's Catster pages!!! Your kitties are so cute!!
All this and I have a 1 p.m. deadline at work. DAMN INTERNETS.
Posted by: laurie at April 15, 2005 09:53 AM
Ok-I can share a secret now: I too have cats on Catster. Apparently they have sent an e-mail to a couple of your cats. Please do not think they are stalking your cats. There were just soooo excited to find someone else who has an owner that knits, drinks(altho not at the same time..yet!), and spends too much time with the computer. The embarrasing things we do for our pets...;}
Posted by: knittykim at April 15, 2005 10:30 AM
Must... not... visit... catster... must study instead...
Argh!!!!
Now I have to put up my cats too!
Your cats are super cute. Great pics!
Posted by: marichan at April 15, 2005 06:21 PM
ok..this is just sad. I broke down and made Catster pages last night..now I think my cats have more friends than I do.
Anyway..here they are:
Minou - http://www.catster.com/?139274
Mishka - http://www.catster.com/?139291
um..if anyone recognizes my cats and knows who I am could you please not tell my boyfriend about this..he already thinks he's living with a crazy cat lady... no need to let him know for sure
Posted by: Kelly at April 16, 2005 07:43 AM
Argh. This is great. This is awful. Now I have to (I mean want to) create cat blogs on all my cats. Five of them!!! How will I keep up with my knitting? Or my knitting blog??? But my cats are some of the cutest furry beasts on the planet. How could I deny them the chance to be "cat of the week"???
Posted by: stacyo at April 18, 2005 05:24 PM
I wonder if your cat can hear... He seems to have a tail coming out of his ear. And he is a bit cheeky and rude.
My cat, named Puppy< will have an antry at catster as soon as she learns to type.
Posted by: Dana at April 22, 2005 12:31 AM







